| Attention: You, your family, your pets, and friends/associates will be burning for eternity after you die, in a place called Hell. You, as a human, can only be wrong about anything and everything. This book here is the only thing right about anything. Believe it and you will not burn. What you do doesn't matter, believing this book matters. That and a few lines to the author. Now that you have heard this message, you are condemned to Hell if you do not believe all that you hear at this time. Good day. |