C'mon, Dylan. Everybody knows the best way to do these things is to imply at every opportunity that you hate them, but never actually say it. That way every decent can clearly see you reference your hatred of n00bs, and of course the n00bs won't get it at all. ("u say i'm liek who? Wofulms/?")
Because if you ever insult a n00b, they'll go and use their second most powerful defense, the first being their great numbers: incredibly stupid comments. Take a look at the thread below.
http://www.vgf.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcg...;f=21;t=000117 See how the n00b is fights back with
extremely stupid comments? And nobody wants to read those.
Now, read how I didn't actually tell you which n00b I was talking about. That way everybody with the I.Q. of cheese mold or higher knows who I'm talking about, but there's an annoyingly good chance that the n00b won't figure it out.
And that, Dylan, is why telling n00bs they suck to their face is bad. You have to do it behind their backs or they'll spam you. They have the free time.