Mario: The pain... I will pray to to Pasta Gods to destroy everyone, and then heal me. *Starts praying* *Suddenly...* Someone: LOOK! In the sky! Person: Its Superman! Person2: No, its SpiderMan, freaking n00b! Person3: No, you n00bs, its Iro- No, its a gray hedgehog with a sword, and it looks like he'll accidently stab Mario like Sephrioth or whatever did to Aeris. Someone: *Bink Blink* Uh, what? Person3: Nothing... *Back at the praying* Mario: ...and then nuke that Ban- X-3: *Falls from sky and accidently stabs Mario with sword* Oh god, I killed a human. *Throws Mario's corpse into lake nearby* No one will ever see you again... YAY! *Goes into hotel* |