Oh, come on. Bill has next to no personality. The only three things that he ever had were:
1. He says Al Gore a lot
2. He was president of NC for some reason
3. He's just an extra guy
And now he doesn't even have that! Now it's:
1. He says Al Gore a lot
2. He's just an extra guy
Or maybe even
1. The Quaker Oats guy pops out of nowhere after he talks
2. He's just an extra guy
Now, Churro, on the other hand, has personality.
1. He a defender of all that is pruned and deep-fried
2. He stands for uncomfortable rashes, box-spring matresses, and haunted shoes
2. Sometimes he tries to eat his own mouth
4. He is an enigma, bouncy one
5. Once he woke up in a sock
Whether it's using his quick senses to detect a note, liking buttons, flying away, or doing a barrel roll, he's always doing something.
Bill just sort of sits there. |