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Panfan · 08-12-2007, 12:14 AM

I'd rant about this in my topic about random things in the venting forum, but this deserves its own damn topic.

Fanfiction can be good, don't get me wrong. But over 75% of fanfiction is absolutely HORRIBLE.

1. Love stories: Love stories can be good, but ONLY if it has to do with the ****ing thing it's based off. If the two characters you're making the story about hate each other's guts, they're probably NOT going to hook up any time soon, if at all. Megatron and Optimus Prime aren't going to have sex any time soon. Neither are Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange. I also hate that if the mortal enemies are the pairing, they'll suddenly switch from fighting to having sex. "I am going to kill you for what you've done to innocent people!" *five minutes later* "I just realized how beautiful you are. Let's have sex!" I'm pretty sure that that never happens. EVER.

2. Putting a bunch of characters into something that already exists. Seriously, today I read a fanfiction called "SSB Jeopardy." It was almost WORD FOR WORD with a Celebrity Jeopardy skit. The only difference was names. Please, if you're going to make a story, make it original!

3. NARUTO MOTHER****ING STORIES: It's amazing how many of these things exist. I'd put this in the first spot, but they fail so much, I'm putting them in here. SASUKExNARUTO. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU? What are they, fourteen? And there are millions (not an exaggeration) of stories involving them having sex. WHAT THE ****? What kind of sick mind do you have that you make tons of stories involving sex between fourteen year old boys? That's ****ing horrible!

4. Pairings that don't make sense: Again, I'd put this in the first spot, but this is also too much failure for that spot. I've seen LinkxYoung Link stories. NOT ONLY is it a story about an adult having sex with a small child, it's a story about an adult having sex with a small child who also happens to be himself from a previous time. Can you say "time paradox?" If you're making this story, you have less of a brain than the SasukexNaruto makers.

I probably have more rants, but I'm to tired to think of them.

08-12-2007, 12:14 AM	#1
Panfan Analrapist Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm awesome, and I **** dolphins Gender: Posts: 18,540 Thanks: 1,384 Thanked 2,201 Times in 1,311 Posts Blog Entries: 15	FANFICTION. I'd rant about this in my topic about random things in the venting forum, but this deserves its own damn topic. Fanfiction can be good, don't get me wrong. But over 75% of fanfiction is absolutely HORRIBLE. 1. Love stories: Love stories can be good, but ONLY if it has to do with the ***ing thing it's based off. If the two characters you're making the story about hate each other's guts, they're probably NOT going to hook up any time soon, if at all. Megatron and Optimus Prime aren't going to have sex any time soon. Neither are Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange. I also hate that if the mortal enemies are the pairing, they'll suddenly switch from fighting to having sex. "I am going to kill you for what you've done to innocent people!" five minutes later* "I just realized how beautiful you are. Let's have sex!" I'm pretty sure that that never happens. EVER. 2. Putting a bunch of characters into something that already exists. Seriously, today I read a fanfiction called "SSB Jeopardy." It was almost WORD FOR WORD with a Celebrity Jeopardy skit. The only difference was names. Please, if you're going to make a story, make it original! 3. NARUTO MOTHER**ING STORIES: It's amazing how many of these things exist. I'd put this in the first spot, but they fail so much, I'm putting them in here. SASUKExNARUTO. WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU? What are they, fourteen? And there are millions (not an exaggeration) of stories involving them having sex. WHAT THE ? What kind of sick mind do you have that you make tons of stories involving sex between fourteen year old boys? That's **ing horrible! 4. Pairings that don't make sense: Again, I'd put this in the first spot, but this is also too much failure for that spot. I've seen LinkxYoung Link stories. NOT ONLY is it a story about an adult having sex with a small child, it's a story about an adult having sex with a small child who also happens to be himself from a previous time. Can you say "time paradox?" If you're making this story, you have less of a brain than the SasukexNaruto makers. I probably have more rants, but I'm to tired to think of them.