POLITICAL GUY: "We will wage war on the biggest threat to our country."
OPUS: "Wal-Mart???"
P. GUY: "No, TEENAGERS!"
OPUS: "TEENAGERS?! W-What're we gonna use to fight them with?!"
P. GUY: "Suspenders!"
OPUS: "*gasps* Suspenders?! NO!!"
P. GUY: "YES!! We hike their pants at dawn! By noon, they'll behave themselves and stop giving us poopy looks!"
P. GUY: "It's a solid plan. And our boy can sell it! He speaks the language of Joe Sixpack."
BILL: "*sip* AACK! PTTHHHBBB!!"
DRUNKS: "*sip* AACK! PTTHHHBBB!!"
Sorry... I know it's not on topic, but somebody mentioned Opus, and this one was my favorite. |