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This game is based after a game Sarcasm made a few years back.
For ze newcomers: How to play(Does not include race damages):
First, I'll ask a video-game question.
"Who is the final boss in SMRPG?"
P1: Bowser?
P2: Smithy!
P2 answered correctly, thus he will go first. Now, P1 and P2 must both PM me with which toys they'll start with.
P1 uses Ridley(120)!
P2 uses Ryu(80)!
P2 answered correctly, so he gets to go first. He makes Ryu use his normal attack, Shoryuken, doing 60 damage to Ridley. P1 then makes Ridley uses his normal attack, his claw attack, doing 65 damage. Now, it's P2's turn. He makes Ryu do another Shoryuken attack, defeating Ridley.
P1's Toys: 1/3
P2's Toys: 0/3
The objective is to finish off all of the opponent's toys. While only 3 need to be K.Oed, you can have more than three appear in battle.
It's P1's turn now. He puts down Kraid(130) on the normal field, and Zero(75) on Stand-by. On Stand-by, Zero cannot be hurt by opponents(Except for maybe certain chips and attacks), and he can shift with Kraid at any time, at the expense of 20 HP to one of them. Normally, if you don't have any toys in Stand-by when your battle toy is defeated, your next toy will take 20 damage. However, P1 didn't get the chance to put a Stand-by yet, since you cannot put Stand-bys on the field on the first turn, and his toy was K.Oed before he could put any Stand-bys on the field. Thus, he does not take the damage. Don't worry if you're confused: this was one of the rules I wasn't truly familiar with when this game was here in '05.
P1 makes Kraid use his fireball attack, killing Ryu.
P1: 1/3
P2: 1/3
P2 uses Gicamo(120). Since he did not put down a Stand-by before, Gicamo takes 20 damage. He then equips Gicamo with a Overburn Chip, which boosts fire attacks by +30, but makes the user take 1/4 of the damage he causes. Gicamo uses his super, End Slasher, which usually does 100 damage, now 130 with Overburn. Kraid is defeated, and Gicamo takes 30 damage(I'm rounding), leaving him at 70.
P1: 2/3
P2: 1/3
Zero shifts into battle, and takes no damage, since he was in Stand-by. P1 decides to use an Evolution Chip, Black Zero. Evo Chips can be used on toys that have a three battle experience(Meaning, they were used well in three battles). After another three battle experience with the Evo chip, you can FUSE your toy and the chip together PERMANENTLY. Zero is now Black Zero(120). He uses his normal attack, Death Slash, on Gicamo, doing 80 damage, enough to defeat Gicamo. However, Gicamo's ability, Murderous Desires, is activated, and it takes Black Zero down with him.
P1: 3/3
P2: 2/3
P2 wins.
That's about it to explain. Not every battle has to be 3v3. Here's a taste of some other battles available.
1v1, 2v2: Duel: Quick Battle, where no stand-bys can be used. Win one of these battles, and you go home with a new chip.
3v3, 4v4: Battle: Basic Battle, with basic rules.
5v5, 6v6 and above: Rumble: This is an all-out battle, that'll last for quite a while. Win one of these battles, and you go home with a new toy.
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Every toy has an element:
Neutral
Fire
Water
Earth
Electricity
Light
Dark
Water>Fire>Earth>Elec>Water
Light>Dark>Light
If your toy's element is superior to another's, then your attack will do +10 damage.
Every toy also has a race.
Nintendonian
Thirdy
Neglected
Pokemon
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Capcom
Sega
Square
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Other Consoles (OC)
Neglected>Pokemon>Neglected
Nintendonian>Thirdy>Nintendonian
Capcom>Sega>Square>Capcom
OC does no extra damage to other races, and none of the other races do any extra damage to it.
If your toy's race is superior to another toy race(That sounds wrong), then it does 10 extra damage.
These damage "boosts" stack with each other.
There are also status conditions to be inflicted:
Burn: Does 10 damage a DAY. Incentive to post faster.
Poison: Does 10 damage a turn. Then 20, then 30, and so on.
Sleep: Toy cannot attack, but attacks do 1/2 damage to it. Toy will wake up on it's own.
Freeze: Toy cannot attack, and fire attacks will do 2x the damage, but water attacks will be absorbed. Toy will break free on it's own.
Paralysis: Toy may not get to attack. However, any electrical damage it does will be doubled.
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Now, probably the most important part: ze toy boxes.
Mario Box:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Wario
Yoshi
Zelda Box:
Adult Link
Young Link
Zelda
Ganondorf
Midna
Vaati
DK Box:
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Cranky Kong
K. Rool
Dixie Kong
Kremling
Other Nintendo Characters Box:
Mr. Game and Watch
Pit
Star Fox series
F-Zero series
Metroid Series
Kirby series
Neglected Box:
Fred the Spanyard
Bill the Extra Guy
Dr. Donez
Citrus Man
Captain Churro
Prof. Executrain
Pokemon Box:
You choose six Pokemon at random: I'll give them the attacks and stuff. No legendaries or evos can be chosen.
Third Party Box:
Sonic character
MegaMan character
Metal Gear character
Pac-Man character
Rayman character
Plus one series of your choice.
When I say "series", I mean you'll get one random character from that series. So, if you choose the Third Party Box, you'll get a charater from Sonic, one from MegaMan, one from Metal Gear, one from Pac-Man, one from Rayman and one from a series of your choice.
Remember, you can buy more toys than the ones from the boxes. You can win some from battles, or you can buy some from the Tom and Jerry stores, or Tazy's Black Market. At Tom and Jerry's, you can view the toys and chips. However, at the Black Market, you have to buy the toys before you can see how good they are. The Black Market has rarer toys, however.
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Active Players:
BSD, SK, Boo, MK, Ian
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Current Story Chapter:
Chapter One: Genesis Yoshi and the Begining of Adventure: CLEAR
Chapter Two: Twin Toy Armies: CLEAR
Chapter Three: Three Thirdy Knights: BEGINING
Chapter Four: ???
Chapter Five: ???
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LAST TIME, ON DRAGON BA-I MEAN, VGF TOY BATTLING!
Everyone was in the middle of battling. And I mean EVERYONE. I was forced to post, and every post needed to be edited!
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Uh, yeah. Mods/SMods/Admins, can someone lock the other thread, which has reached 25 pages?
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Oh, and post lists of your toys, guys.

Like last time. Easy for me to go back, and stuff.