Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinum  Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that Bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: you did?
Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son. |
Marge in Chains: best Lionel Hutz episode ever.
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From 'Last Exit to Springfield', the best episode of the series:
Mr. Burns: We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle, wink)
Homer: (thinking) Aaahh! Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!