| Little Johnny is in school, and for history, his class must name the historic american figure who said a quote the teacher says.
"Who said Four score and seven years ago?" asked the teacher.
Little Johnny raised his hand, but another student, a girl, said "Abraham Lincoln?"
"Correct." Notes the teacher, "You may go now." "Who said, "I have a dream?" She continued.
Little Johnny raised his hand again, but another girl stands up and says, "Martin Luther King Jr."
"Correct." The teacher replied. "You may go now."
The teacher continued, "Who said "One small step for man, one giant step for mankind?"
Again, Little Johnny raises his hand, but another girl, calls "Neil Armstrong"
"Correct" the teacher notes again, "You may go now."
As you could have guessed, Little Johnny is beginning to get annoyed. Under his breath, he mutters, "I wish these little bitches would keep their mouth's shut"
The teacher hears him and shouts, "Who said that?"
Little Johnny stands up and triumphantly, begins to leave the room and shouts, "Bill Clinton! See you tomorrow, bitches!" |