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Originally Posted by CuccoLady  UN: If a man-eating pumpkin were heading towards you from the South, evil pirates were coming from the East, rabid Santa was attacking from the North, llamas with acid spit were emerging from the West, and evil ninjas were dropping from above, what would you do? |
The evil ninjas would say, "UN, hop on, we've come to save you." (Because I'm a ninja so I'm one of them.) I'd say, "Awesome guys, let's get 'em!" So then we'd use our super awesome ninja moves and trap the llama's in a huge net. Then, dangling them from above, they would act as acid bombs and we'd bomb the pirates from above because they're too drunk to see it coming. Then, we'd fling our awesome ninja stars at the pumpkin, making it fly into pieces all over. Of course, that would mean that we'd make salted pumpkin seeds and pumpkin pie and we'd throw a Halloween party in January.
