| I find these truths to be self-evident: That not all teas are created equal. Wulong is the best. That Kill Bill is not just a movie; it's the meaning of life. That cropping movies to full screen is like chopping the sides off the Mona Lisa. That Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to **** wit. That Bolo Yeung would totally pwn Chuck Norris. That this is my United States of Whatever. That with so much drama in the LBC it's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-double G. That either you have a gun up in your waist or you're happy to see me. That only I can prevent forest fires. And I'm doing a ****ty job of it. That it's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming... football's coming home. That Portishead ****ing rocks. |