I'm Sabrilocke. It is my sacred duty to derail threads.
Whenever you see me derail a thread, it's your job to thank me!
There are many ways you can thank me.
Method 1...hitting the "thanks" button. Method 2...putting shoes on your head. Method 3...giving me drinks. Method 4...eating birds. Method 5...making young women cry. You must use
Method 1 in tandem with the above methods. Otherwise, your thanks mean nothing! D:!
What do you get for thanking me?
You get kidnapped. What happens if you do it wrong?
You get kidnapped.