Night One has ended. Day Two will begin when I post the summary.
Sorry for my tardiness, everybody.
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WINDFALL WIT
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Night Relatively Quiet! Could This Calm Indicate Coming Storm?
In spite of the potential for disaster last night, no deaths have been reported for the morning! Are we a lucky town? Is the Mafia biding is time before it strikes? Have aliens in fact kidnapped our chief editor? No one knows! Be sure to keep checking in with the Windfall Wit for all the latest developments!
HILARIOUS PICTURE SEGMENT
As part of a new feature, the Windfall Wit is publishing reader-submitted pictures of hilarious situations. Today's only submission was indeed hilarious, but for reasons related to the picture itself it was not in any physical shape to be printed. As such we will provide a description for you.
In this picture, taken in the dead of night, a large tan-skinned man with what appears to be a fiery bandana is being assaulted by a creature that is belching fire all over him. He appears to be running around in circles as the heat takes hold of his flesh. Hahaha! He sure isn't liking hat.
Be sure to check in tomorrow, and submit those pictures if you have 'em! |
Day Two ends at 9:00 PM Eastern on Thursday
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