-What's the worst storm you've ever been in?
When I was in second grade, a tornado totally demolished a town a few miles away from my house. It was even featured in some storm calendar.
-Which storms do you dislike most?
The ones that are built up to be massive, life-threatening, town-demolishing, throw-your-dog-across-five-counties storms, and when they hit, they produce a light shower.
-Do you know how to keep safe in a bad storm?
Duck! And cover!
-What sorta storm do you hope to never experience?
Acid rain.
-What's the longest you think you could survive without electricity and running water?
A coupla months.
-Do you know first aid and survival skills?
Sure! Just let me plug in this here microwave and we'll...oh, right...
-Have you seen The Day After Tomorrow and become paranoid?
Nope. You're just nuts, SD.
~Dylan |