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Freelancer After-Action Report!

CL (Goron): Wheeling and dealing, adding 20 rupees to the Goron war chest. Current Location: Goron Citadel

Tazy (Zora): Traveled to Lake Shore; RP. Still there.

X-3 (Hylian): Continued RP in Hylia Castle Town.

Wyborn (Undead): Set blight of Undead on Hyrule Field SW. (Magical deeds are afoot, dear readers.) Still there.

That Guy (Undead): Spawned in Undead ancestral territories.

HYRULIAN GAZETTE!!
"I ut inimicos devorare!"
Issue 3...................03-03-08

EXTRA!! Alliance! Gorons and Gerudo sign historic pact!
EXTRA!! Goron force at Death Mountain Trail experience Random Encounter with Medium Friendly Party--A Troop of Partisans! Force at Death Mountain Trail increased by 10!
EXTRA!! Kokiri force at Lost Woods West experience Random Encounter with Small Friendly Party--A Fairy! It leads them to a small cache of treasure, amounting to 20 Rupees! Your face is beaming, Marilink!
EXTRA!! Environmental Alert! Massive Sandstorms in Haunted Wasteland! Area impassable--no troops may move into or out of Haunted Wasteland this round!
EXTRA!! Environmental Alert! Horrifying Blizzard over Tundra Flats! Any troops attempting to enter or leave Tundra Flats experience 5% losses this round to Death by Exposure!
EXTRA!! Kakariko Village overrun--STB (Secret Territorial Bonus) unlocked! Gorons receive one-time bonus of 10 resources, and monthly bonus of 20 rupees as long as they hold the territory! Hot dog!
EXTRA!! Chill Swamp captured--STB unlocked! Undead receive monthly bonus of 5 resources as long as they hold the territory! Jiminy!
EXTRA!! Ruined Tower taken--STB unlocked! Hylians receive one-time bonus of 10 resources!
EXTRA!! Petrified Forest seized--STB unlocked! Kokiri receive one-time bonus of 20 rupees and 20 resources!
EXTRA!! Cursed Mere suborned--STB unlocked! Zora receive one-time bonus of 20 rupees and 10 resources!

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Undead-- + 3 territories, + 5 resources
FINANCES: 246 + (8/3)*100 = 512 rupees; 512 - 40 (FL) = 472 rupees
TERRITORIES: Castle Burmunica (MB) 100, The Glacier 0, Ancient Kings 0, Dead Fields 0, Frozen Heath 600, Tundra Flats 100, Abandoned Farm 300, Chill Swamp 95
RESOURCES: 150 + 75 + 5 = 230 resources

Kokiri-- + 3 territories, + 20 rupees, + 20 rupees, + 20 resources, - 200 rupees, + 50 troops
FINANCES: 266 + (8/3)*100 + 20 + 20 = 572 rupees; 572 - 200 = 372 rupees
TERRITORIES: Kokiri Fortress (MB) 100, Deku Tree's Glade 20, Sacred Forest Meadow 20, Skull Kids' Refuge 380, Lost Woods East 430, Petrified Forest 100, Lost Woods West 100, Black Forest 100
RESOURCES: 155 + 75 + 20 + 5 (RA) = 255 resources

Hylians-- + 3 territories, + 10 resources, - 2 troops
FINANCES: 246 + (8/3)*100 = 512 rupees; 512 - 20 (FL) = 492 rupees
TERRITORIES: Castle Hylia (MB) 350, Temple of Time 25, Hylia Castle Town 0, Hylian Market 506, Guarded Path 25, Ruined Tower 17, King's Highway North 100, Old Union Bridge 275
RESOURCES: 150 + 75 + 10 = 235 resources

Zora-- + 3 territories, + 20 rupees, + 10 resources, + 25 troops, - 100 rupees
FINANCES: 306 + (8/3)*100 + 30 (RA) = 602 rupees; 602 - 100 - 20 (FL) = 482 rupees
TERRITORIES: Zora's Domain (MB) 25, The Falls 0, Jabu-Jabu's Fountain 0, Lake Hylia 100, Flooded Pass 0, Zora River 500, The Lakeshore 100, Cursed Mere 500
RESOURCES: 160 + 75 + 10 = 245 resources

Gorons-- + 2 territories, + 20 rupees, + 10 resources, + 30 troops, - 120 rupees, + 20 rupees
FINANCES: 146 + (7/3)*100 + 20 + 20 = 419 rupees; 419 - 120 - 20 (FL) = 279 rupees
TERRITORIES: Goron Citadel (MB) 355, Dodongo Cavern 0, Death Mountain 50, Death Mountain Trail 200, Rivers of Stone 150, Kakariko Village 100, High Pass 400
RESOURCES: 165 + 50 + 10 = 225 resources

Gerudo-- + 1 territory, + 20 troops, - 80 rupees
FINANCES: 300 + (7/3)*100 = 533 rupees; 533 - 80 = 453 rupees
TERRITORIES: Gerudo Fortress (MB) 420, Haunted Wasteland 50, The Colossus 50, Chasm North 200, Chasm South 50, Red Rock Pass 250, Scorched Land 200
RESOURCES: 175 + 25 = 200 resources
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All right. Try for Wednesday night, everyone. Again, hit me with any questions you might have. Don't hesitate to bring it up if you see a screw-up in my maths, either, now.

i_am_nobody, check your PMs, bro. Massive.

Outtie.