^ Well, that one in the picture was just your basic Guitar Hero II controller for XBox 360.
I do, however, have two pretty kickass, real guitars.

First is my Squier Strat. It plays rather nicely, but the pickguard has turned this weird shade of yellow.

Next is my brandless bass which I picked up from a friend for $50. It has a few minor issues, such as the nut sliding and the neck is pretty rough, but it's still pretty sweet. And yes, it's pink. Shut up, it's awesome.