[The Joker]

OOC: I need more practice, so lets give this a go shall we ? I'm trying to strip my writing style to its bare bones. Not as much description and useless words. Now its more “lets get to the point” with a few pretty words peppered here and there for good measure.

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The darkness seemed almost infinite as he lay face up with his eyes wide open focusing on the lid of his coffin. For nearly five years his body has laid undisturbed with in this crypt, healing itself from the many wounds inflicted upon it by centuries of war. So many battles, so many enemies crushed beneath his boot, so many defeats at the hands of great warriors. The time for vengeance was at hand; the ancient vampire could resist his hunger no more and slowly he began to summon forth the power of his soul.

As the last of his energies returned and began infusing him with the familiar vibration of power, he knew that the time for him to walk the battlefields once more had arrived. The dreary lull of a half decades sleep began to recede from his mind as he breathed his first breath in many years. With the push of his breath the lid to his resting place slid open releasing a mixture of dust and stale air. A mysterious thick colored fog crept from the edges of the coffin and coated the dirt floor beneath it in an eerie purple glow. The vampire was now fully awake and thirsting for the blood of a worthy adversary. He sent his mind soaring through the vast recesses of space and time searching for one worthy of his vengeance. Finally his minds eyes came to rest upon a single warrior. One who’s blood and power would do well to serve him as his first meal. A wicked grin escaped the vampire’s face as he raised his hands to command the large stone doors of his tomb to swing open. Joker the Vampire Lord of Vengeance walked through the hall of his temple to greet the sea of fledgling vampires that awaited his return.

A thunderous roar of cheer erupted from the massive crowd of night stalkers. They waved their hands with frenzied excitement as he lifted himself into the air. He folded his hands over his chest and closed his eyes. The vampire pulled material from the black clouds over his home world and fashioned for him an all black tunic and hooded cloak. His stark white skin was a mesmerizing contrast to the dark apparel covering him. Joker looked down at his nation of minions and raised his right hand in triumph over the grave. A large flash of lightning broke from the night sky and with its following boom of thunder; Joker flew off towards his enemy. The feel of fresh air rushing passed him as he flew through the air like a missile was a warm reminder of how good it felt to fly. Higher and higher the vampire climbed into the air until he broke free of his home planets gravitational pull. Now fully engulfed in a flaming aura of purple energy he barreled through the cosmos at a speed that defied the laws of physics. As he streaked through the frigid wasteland of space a trail of very small rocks, comets and meteors followed him as his energy pulled them to his body.

Nearing the planet of his intended victim the vampire lord increased his speed ten fold and fanned out the flames of his energy. When Joker broke through the planets exosphere, he entered it with such burning force that his energy instantly ignited the many gases that resided in the upper most part of the planets atmosphere. Like a giant ring of fire that spread the world over, the skies of this world became engulfed in flames as the vampire struck the ground with ungodly force. Following the vampire lord’s descent was the long trail of cosmic junk that fell from the sky with equal speed. A shadowy figure rose out of the smoldering crater and roared a monstrous howl that shook the leaves from the trees around him. The vampire was in the middle of some wooded forest, on a planet he had never visited before.


He was a stranger to these lands, a pestilence sent to rid it of all its beauty and mystique. Patiently the undead warrior waited for his enemy to find him and begin the battle.