[Booyakasha]

In retrospect, I don't think I'd use a lightsaber at all. That crap's overrated. I mean, it's all right if you need to cut things, but seriously, how often do you need to do that without you have a knife handy? Instead, I'd have guns. Not some pansy blaster that Jedi can reflect back at me with a lightsaber, either--real guns. My Jedi master would be John Woo--he'd train me in the art of diving sideways in slow-motion while firing twin 45's in two different directions. I'd be the awesomest Jedi to ever clean up the mean streets of Hong Kong.