| First thing resembling a LoZ dream I had was in 8th grade, and it was inspired by Melee's Great Bay, more than likely.
My class took a trip to New Orleans, for some reason. And I looked up, and saw Termina's creepy moon staring down at us. A classmate of mine known for his big red hair had got it cut recently in real life. So, I guess that explains why on the second day, the moon had grown a red afro.
The second one I remember was much more recent, a few months ago, in fact, and is not funny at all.
For reasons that I no longer remember, I was being forced to rape Zelda, and every time I tried, I looked into her eyes and couldn't do it. So kept trying and kept looking into those eyes...
I woke up feeling terrible. |