[The Joker]

The crazed psychosis of a mad man had torn down the vampire lord. And now lying on the floor, mind shattered by vicious hallucinations and body bleeding from its aftermath, Joker’s mind broke. And with it’s breaking came the full insanity of his inner demon. The very same type of insanity that Metal Man had been operating with. Up to now Every ounce of the vampires body was numb with pain. With all logic now lost to him, his mind ceased to register pain. Besides, what is pain....to a mad man ? And to what purpose does it serve if not to entice more madness?

Grabbing the dead camera man by the head, Joker turned to his victim and sank his teeth into the poor mans neck. Pulling with a ferocious hunger he consumed the life giving essence with in seconds. As the sweet liquid rushed from his victims neck and through is mouth, it was cleansed by the magic enchanted on his fangs. All impurities and harmful effects were washed clean as the red liquid drained into his belly and renewed his strength. Having his fill, the vampire tossed the body off of him and jumped to an upright position. Blood trickled from his lips as he narrowed his eyes on his enemy lying on the floor. With a quick spin he turned and slammed his foot into the floor raising the plot of earth his enemy lay upon high into the air. With Metal Man pole vaulted in to the sky, Joker rushed upward into the heavens wielding a large rib bone from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And upon catching his enemy in the air, he cracked the large fossil down on to MM’s chest.

A series of cracking sounds could be heard as the metal warrior broke through the miles of earth that had transported him high into the air and crashed to the ground. Joker placed his hands together and focused his energy towards his opponent. A large stream of green chi came slithering from the vampires chalky white hands and made its way around Metal Mans body. The crazy vampiric bastard was hard at work as he rushed his hands about like an auto mechanic. In response to Joker’s movements the energy streaming around Metal Man began reconfiguring his parts. When all was said and done, the armored warrior found himself transformed into a giant RC race car. In the air, the vampire lord held a remote control and brandished a fiendish grin. He flipped on the power button and pressed on the accelerator to test the response time between him and his new toy. The vehicle jumped at the command and immediately raced off into the clearing behind it. Joker began making wide turns with the wheel of his remote which caused his enemy to doughnut across the field like a member of some rappers entourage ghost riding the whip . Turning the wheel once more, he straightened the enemies course towards a large mountain making sure to hit every tree or rock along the way. After crashing the vehicle through a rather large boulder that blocked the base of the mountain, Joker pressed on the nitro button sending his RC car racing in a burst of speed.

KAABOOMM

The automobile crashed into the base of the mountain breaking tons of solid mineral on to its roof. Large dents bent and broke into the metallic frame of the car as it spun its tires backward and reversed out of the hole it had created for itself. Joker, pressed the button to switch gears and sent the car running up along the mountain side. Once it reached the top, a rather large crater broke open exposing the bubbling lava contained with in the belly of the rock. The car teetered on the edge until the command to burn ruber sent it flying into the steaming hot magma. Joker crushed the remote in his hands and sent his magic energies into the mountainous volcano. The hot lava quickly solidified as his enemy once more took his natural form. With Metal Man encased in stone, Joker howled into the air and waited for his armored foes reply.