(Well, I don't think you corrupted my wish, Irby. I'll take being dreamed up in a nightmare. Hey, whatever it takes.

Anyway, enough nit-picking...)
A fish? Sure! Here's a blowfish I've prepared as a meal for you!!! ^_^
*Irby eats the blowfish; dies*
Oh, s***!!!!! I prepared it wrong!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!!!!
I wish for magic. Any sort of magic will do.