| Your thread title gives me an idea: Why don't they just push the island back to civilization?
Now think about how stupid that idea is. Now think about the fact that the guy supposedly pulling all the strings until recently looks like someone shot him in the face with a staple gun. Now think about how there are no staple guns on the island, and he's been there a long time.
Now think about how little sense that made. Now think about people still thinking there's a biological monster when they clearly saw that it had a chain and emitted smoke when injured.
I'm just saying.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" |