| Paul loves his fiancee so he decides to show her how much he loves her he would get her name tattooed on him. He wanted to make it special so he told the tattoo artist to put it on a spot that only she would see. So he got he name "Wendy" tattooed on his penis. The thing was he got the tattoo when he was erect, so when he wasn't all that could be seen was "Wy". After the wedding they went to Jamacia for their honeymoon. When he got off the plane he had to pee real bad and ran to the washroom. While he was standing at the urinals one of the local men from town stood at the urinal next to him. Paul happened to glance over and see a "Wy" on the man's penis, then looked up and saw that the man had caught him looking. Trying to lighten the situation Paul says to the man " Is your girlfriend named Wendy too?" The man says " Whatcha talking bout mon?" Paul replies, "well I accidently glanced over and saw the Wy so i thought your tattoo was the same as mine". The man looks Paul in the eyes and says "No mon, that's stands for "Welcome to Jamacia, Have a nice Day" |