| I don't wanna force the topic but, who has ever STUBBED their ingrown toenail? Or had it STOMPED on? I bare footedly SUH-LAMMED my left big toe into the corner of a wall. And I never stubbed my left toes before I had the demo-, er, ingrown toenail. What luck!
Jesus, Jesus, I damn near cried like a lil bitch in front of my pals after the geyser of blood flowed forth... =( |