Ask a stupid AC question, get a stupid AC answer

03-13-2003, 04:57 PM

Yes, I know these kinds of topics have been ran into the ground, but they're still fun. So, let's begin...

Why does Booker follow me around like that? It's kind of creepy...

03-13-2003, 05:17 PM

He likes you.

Wher ethe frick does Tom Nook live?

03-13-2003, 05:30 PM

He builds a house out of the items you sell him.

Octavian is the only octopus. Is he lonely?

A Genius · 03-13-2003, 06:28 PM

He's not really an octopus, he's a starfish in disguise.

Why exactly is everybody in Animal Crossing an animal anyway?

03-13-2003, 07:23 PM

Because they're all great desendants of Mog.

If Tortimer is the mayor,where does he live?

03-13-2003, 08:03 PM

A: Inside the wishing well

Q:Where does Copper live?

03-13-2003, 08:12 PM

Outside.

03-15-2003, 01:29 PM

I'll ask a question, then...

Why doesn't Copper use an umbrella? Wouldn't he get sick standing outside all day on a rainy day?

LemonyDudeGuy912328 · 03-15-2003, 01:39 PM

Cause umbrellas cost too much. Copper, that poor dude.

What if the game was called "Tree Crossing" but still had animals...

03-15-2003, 01:55 PM

It would star the tree behind the wishing well, obviously... Or is the tree part of the wishing well?

What the heck is an Arapaima?

03-29-2003, 03:12 PM

A: A large South American freshwater food fish (Arapaima gigas) that typically attains a length of 3 meters (10 feet). Also called pirarucu.

Q: when do the police dogs ever sleep?

03-29-2003, 03:34 PM

(A) they never sleep.

(Q)Why does your villger talk the same as the other villiger?

[ April 04, 2003, 09:38 PM: Message edited by: Meta Ridley ]

04-01-2003, 01:42 PM

Because they are being spoken through by the evil Mr. Resetti's brain control machine!

How come the same villager lives in multiple towns at once?

04-01-2003, 03:53 PM

A: Simple. They are all identical twins. Geez, isn't it so blatantly obvious?

Q: Why didn't Nintendo take a few minutes to make Super Tortimer a playable game? It would be fun! You could fly around like Super Man giving animals gifts on holidays!

Kool_Kid_Joe · 04-04-2003, 09:21 PM

A) Because that is not his job... and he is old. Old guys don't work well as Superheros. Besides, the only person we need to help us is Superman!

Q) If officer copper can teach you aerobics, why can't he tell you how to swim?

[ April 04, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Citrus Man- Defender of the Citrus ]

04-10-2003, 05:25 PM

Because he's afraid of the water 'cause he watched too many Jaws movies

Why are there millions of clones of Tom Nook in every town?

04-10-2003, 09:23 PM

There are robots.

Why does Resetti talk too much?

04-11-2003, 03:27 PM

because he was ignored as a child

Why is my character ugly?

Destiny Haunter · 04-16-2003, 02:09 PM

His father is Mr. Resetti.

-Why does Nook never have what I want? I WANT CHEESE SOFAS!

dietylink · 04-18-2003, 10:37 AM

more crazy newbies

it makes me so happy

03-13-2003, 04:57 PM	#1
Silver Face Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, I know these kinds of topics have been ran into the ground, but they're still fun. So, let's begin... Why does Booker follow me around like that? It's kind of creepy...

03-13-2003, 05:17 PM	#2
Marilink Guest Posts: n/a	He likes you. Wher ethe frick does Tom Nook live?

03-13-2003, 05:30 PM	#3
Silver Face Guest Posts: n/a	He builds a house out of the items you sell him. Octavian is the only octopus. Is he lonely?

03-13-2003, 06:28 PM	#4
A Genius Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Place Posts: 2,657 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	He's not really an octopus, he's a starfish in disguise. Why exactly is everybody in Animal Crossing an animal anyway?

03-13-2003, 07:23 PM	#5
Marilink Guest Posts: n/a	Because they're all great desendants of Mog. If Tortimer is the mayor,where does he live?

03-13-2003, 08:03 PM	#6
X509 Guest Posts: n/a	A: Inside the wishing well Q:Where does Copper live?

03-15-2003, 01:29 PM	#8
Silver Face Guest Posts: n/a	I'll ask a question, then... Why doesn't Copper use an umbrella? Wouldn't he get sick standing outside all day on a rainy day?

03-15-2003, 01:39 PM	#9
LemonyDudeGuy912328 Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Some tree around here. Posts: 2,523 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cause umbrellas cost too much. Copper, that poor dude. What if the game was called "Tree Crossing" but still had animals...

03-15-2003, 01:55 PM	#10
Silver Face Guest Posts: n/a	It would star the tree behind the wishing well, obviously... Or is the tree part of the wishing well? What the heck is an Arapaima?

03-29-2003, 03:12 PM	#11
mariopartyer Guest Posts: n/a	A: A large South American freshwater food fish (Arapaima gigas) that typically attains a length of 3 meters (10 feet). Also called pirarucu. Q: when do the police dogs ever sleep?

03-29-2003, 03:34 PM	#12
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a	(A) they never sleep. (Q)Why does your villger talk the same as the other villiger? [ April 04, 2003, 09:38 PM: Message edited by: Meta Ridley ]

04-01-2003, 01:42 PM	#13
Tripp Guest Posts: n/a	Because they are being spoken through by the evil Mr. Resetti's brain control machine! How come the same villager lives in multiple towns at once?

04-01-2003, 03:53 PM	#14
Silver Face Guest Posts: n/a	A: Simple. They are all identical twins. Geez, isn't it so blatantly obvious? Q: Why didn't Nintendo take a few minutes to make Super Tortimer a playable game? It would be fun! You could fly around like Super Man giving animals gifts on holidays!

04-04-2003, 09:21 PM	#15
Kool_Kid_Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Where the orange, lemon, and lime are! Posts: 217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A) Because that is not his job... and he is old. Old guys don't work well as Superheros. Besides, the only person we need to help us is Superman! Q) If officer copper can teach you aerobics, why can't he tell you how to swim? [ April 04, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Citrus Man- Defender of the Citrus ]

04-10-2003, 05:25 PM	#16
Pete Guest Posts: n/a	Because he's afraid of the water 'cause he watched too many Jaws movies Why are there millions of clones of Tom Nook in every town?

04-10-2003, 09:23 PM	#17
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a	There are robots. Why does Resetti talk too much?

04-11-2003, 03:27 PM	#18
Partha the Priest of Trit Guest Posts: n/a	because he was ignored as a child Why is my character ugly?

04-16-2003, 02:09 PM	#19
Destiny Haunter Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 616 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	His father is Mr. Resetti. -Why does Nook never have what I want? I WANT CHEESE SOFAS!

04-18-2003, 10:37 AM	#20
dietylink Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	more crazy newbies it makes me so happy