Top 25 Simpsons quotes - VGF

BrandonTragedy · 07-04-2006, 08:01 PM

25. RALPH- My cats breath smells like Citty Litter.

Golden Ganon · 07-05-2006, 04:19 AM

24.Homer- I am your father.

Koga · 07-05-2006, 07:19 AM

23.
Homer: "there are some things money can't buy!"
Marge: "like what, Homer?"
Homer: "... a dinosaur!"

ShyGuy727 · 07-05-2006, 11:17 AM

22. Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo, four day weekend!

Double Genocide · 07-05-2006, 12:26 PM

21. Homer:

**Dr. Horrible** · 07-05-2006, 02:43 PM

20.*The Simpson family drive by a hitchhiker looking to go to Springfield*
Homer:Can't they get a pole for that sign?

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-05-2006, 07:00 PM

19. "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-05-2006, 09:05 PM

18. Ralph: And the best day of my life was when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore. -CSM

BrandonTragedy · 07-05-2006, 10:34 PM

17. Bart- What's Santa's little Helper doing to that dog!?!?

**Dr. Horrible** · 07-05-2006, 11:16 PM

16.Lisa: Mom! Dad! We did something awful.
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Lisa and Bart: No
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa and Bart: Yes v_v
Homer: But the car's ok?

BrandonTragedy · 07-05-2006, 11:33 PM

15. Homer- My mind is always open to new idea's..... wait a minute.... ONIONS IN THE PEAS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

ShyGuy727 · 07-05-2006, 11:47 PM

14. Circes: You must go through Hadies, crossing the River Styx.
*"Lady" by Styx plays as Homer flats past on a boat*
Homer: Oh! This truly is hell!

BrandonTragedy · 07-06-2006, 12:15 AM

Bart- I did'nt do it.

Irkenwarrior12 · 07-06-2006, 12:46 AM

12: (After Homer has returned Bobo to Mr. Burns.)

Burns:Ah, yes,Naturally I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash. (The ceiling above gives way and loads of money and jewels pour down on Burns.)

Burns:...As you can see, this old place is falling apart. But I'm sure we can come to an understanding.

BrandonTragedy · 07-06-2006, 12:52 AM

11. Lisa: It's like a play with in a play like in Hamlet
Homer: Wha?
Lisa: um... lets see... It's like when your waching home movies of you waching tv.
Homer: oh now i get it.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-06-2006, 08:12 AM

10. "Lisa, I've had it with you and your stories. 'Bart's a vampire.' 'Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that... building... thingy, where our beds and TV... is."

BrandonTragedy · 07-06-2006, 12:41 PM

9. Nelson- HA HA!

**Dr. Horrible** · 07-06-2006, 02:16 PM

This isn't so much a quote as it is what was written on a sign.

8.
Sneed's Feed and Seed
(Formerly Chuck's)

Leinad · 07-06-2006, 03:25 PM

7.*homer shoots zombie ned flanders*
Bart: Dad, you just killed the zombie flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Irkenwarrior12 · 07-06-2006, 09:44 PM

6: (Milhouse) I didn't know your dad was so interested in science.

(Homer) Science!?!

(Bart) Um...He didn't say science, he said uh...pie pants!

(Homer) Mmmmm....Pie Pants...

I don't think that's the actual quote.....Oh well.

07-04-2006, 08:01 PM	#1
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BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 12,037.58 Bank: 97,143.05 Total Points: 109,180.63 Donate	11. Lisa: It's like a play with in a play like in Hamlet Homer: Wha? Lisa: um... lets see... It's like when your waching home movies of you waching tv. Homer: oh now i get it. Last edited by Koga; 07-06-2006 at 07:50 AM. Reason: edited an embarassing typo

07-05-2006, 04:19 AM	#2
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07-05-2006, 07:19 AM	#3
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07-05-2006, 11:17 AM	#4
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07-05-2006, 07:00 PM	#7
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BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 12,037.58 Bank: 97,143.05 Total Points: 109,180.63 Donate	17. Bart- What's Santa's little Helper doing to that dog!?!?

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07-05-2006, 11:33 PM	#11
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 12,037.58 Bank: 97,143.05 Total Points: 109,180.63 Donate	15. Homer- My mind is always open to new idea's..... wait a minute.... ONIONS IN THE PEAS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

07-05-2006, 11:47 PM	#12
ShyGuy727 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: O-H! I-O! Gender: Posts: 10,026 Thanks: 35 Thanked 59 Times in 44 Posts Points: 27,327.16 Bank: 11,389.34 Total Points: 38,716.50 Donate	14. Circes: You must go through Hadies, crossing the River Styx. "Lady" by Styx plays as Homer flats past on a boat Homer: Oh! This truly is hell!

07-06-2006, 12:15 AM	#13
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 12,037.58 Bank: 97,143.05 Total Points: 109,180.63 Donate	Bart- I did'nt do it.

07-06-2006, 12:46 AM	#14
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Your mother's face. SNAP! Gender: Posts: 1,136 Thanks: 26 Thanked 23 Times in 18 Posts Points: 13,265.07 Bank: 2,423.97 Total Points: 15,689.04 Donate	12: (After Homer has returned Bobo to Mr. Burns.) Burns:Ah, yes,Naturally I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash. (The ceiling above gives way and loads of money and jewels pour down on Burns.) Burns:...As you can see, this old place is falling apart. But I'm sure we can come to an understanding.

07-06-2006, 08:12 AM	#16
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07-06-2006, 12:41 PM	#17
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 12,037.58 Bank: 97,143.05 Total Points: 109,180.63 Donate	9. Nelson- HA HA!

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07-06-2006, 03:25 PM	#19
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07-06-2006, 09:44 PM	#20
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Your mother's face. SNAP! Gender: Posts: 1,136 Thanks: 26 Thanked 23 Times in 18 Posts Points: 13,265.07 Bank: 2,423.97 Total Points: 15,689.04 Donate	6: (Milhouse) I didn't know your dad was so interested in science. (Homer) Science!?! (Bart) Um...He didn't say science, he said uh...pie pants! (Homer) Mmmmm....Pie Pants... I don't think that's the actual quote.....Oh well.