Quote Futurama - VGF

BrandonTragedy · 07-15-2006, 02:54 AM

Bart Doll: "Eat My Shorts"
Bender: " Ok.... Mmmmm.... Shorts.. "

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-15-2006, 07:38 AM

Zoidberg: "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!"

Leela: "Fire Hot!"
Farnsworth: "The Proffessey will help!"

Lrr: "Why does Ross, the biggest Friend, not simply eat the other five?"

Melvar: "I am Melvar, knower of the tapes!"
-CSM

BrandonTragedy · 07-15-2006, 01:29 PM

Leela: "Bender why did you jump in to?"
Bender: "Every one else was doing it, I just wanted to be popular."

**FACE K. POLK** · 07-20-2006, 09:00 AM

Fry: How big's the honeycomb?
Hermes: Honeycomb's big. Yeah yeah yeah.
Bender: It's not small?
Hermes: No no no.

Hermes: ...and you don't even want to know what happens if you're allergic!
Professor: Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets!
Hermes: I didn't want to know! *cries*

Amy: Where's my parasol?!
Bender: I don't know. It wasn't there when I stole your umbrella.

-Dylan

***ZeldaGirl*** · 07-20-2006, 05:11 PM

"Bite my shiny metal ass." - Does it need to be said who?

How is this one not already on this list?

BrandonTragedy · 07-20-2006, 05:38 PM

Bender- "bite my read hot glowing ass.... wait a second, red hot glowing ass, RED HOT GLOWING ASS!.... I'll be right back, * Bender runs while screaming ouh into the water, the water cools his red hot glowing ass* ah.....

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-20-2006, 09:02 PM

Bizarro Bender: Bite my glorious golden ass!

Wooden Bender: Bite my primative wooden ass!

Farnsworth: So that would be what would have happened if I invented the finglonger.

Fry: So I'm free to go into the store, use the discount card, and resign from the Army today?
Recruit officer: Absolutely. Except if war were declared.
(Fry and Bender sign up, sirens go off)
Fry: What was that?
Recruit officer: War were declared.

Bender: Hey sexy? Wanna kill all humans?

Amazonian: The men will be sentenced to death: By Snu-snu!

Scruffy: I don't think I've seen her so down. Or ever before.

Leela: Can I go out now?
Morris: Not until you finish your Tequila!

Zapp: Kif? What's the lowest position in the army?
Kif: Being your assistant, sir.
Zapp: NO! Being YOUR assistant!

Cubert: That's impossible! This ship can't travel any faster than the speed of light!
Farnsworth: I know! That's why scientists increased the speed of light!
-CSM

BrandonTragedy · 07-20-2006, 11:05 PM

Fry: " hey try it on me, ouh! my sperm"

Shine Dude · 07-21-2006, 02:33 AM

Professer: Over there is my Planet Express Delivery Ship. And over here is a chair!

Valentine · 07-21-2006, 09:43 AM

Mom: Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.
Mom: Cram a bastard in it, you crap!
Mom: Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking!

Amy: Guh!
Amy: Spluh!
Amy: Buh!
Amy: Puke-atronic!

**FACE K. POLK** · 07-24-2006, 01:02 PM

Professor: Hermes! Do not push that button!
Hermes: *looks at the button, then Professor, then the button again* ...Okay.

-Dylan

07-15-2006, 02:54 AM	#1
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 10,923.16 Bank: 95,238.29 Total Points: 106,161.45 Donate	Quote Futurama Bart Doll: "Eat My Shorts" Bender: " Ok.... Mmmmm.... Shorts.. "

07-15-2006, 07:38 AM	#2
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,913 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,369.35 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 141,706.73 Donate	Zoidberg: "Hooray! People are paying attention to me!" Leela: "Fire Hot!" Farnsworth: "The Proffessey will help!" Lrr: "Why does Ross, the biggest Friend, not simply eat the other five?" Melvar: "I am Melvar, knower of the tapes!" -CSM

07-15-2006, 01:29 PM	#3
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 10,923.16 Bank: 95,238.29 Total Points: 106,161.45 Donate	Leela: "Bender why did you jump in to?" Bender: "Every one else was doing it, I just wanted to be popular."

07-20-2006, 09:00 AM	#4
FACE K. POLK Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 5,982 Thanks: 805 Thanked 807 Times in 372 Posts Points: 34,439.65 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 34,439.66 Donate	Fry: How big's the honeycomb? Hermes: Honeycomb's big. Yeah yeah yeah. Bender: It's not small? Hermes: No no no. Hermes: ...and you don't even want to know what happens if you're allergic! Professor: Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets! Hermes: I didn't want to know! cries Amy: Where's my parasol?! Bender: I don't know. It wasn't there when I stole your umbrella. -Dylan

07-20-2006, 05:11 PM	#5
*ZeldaGirl* Venting SuperMod Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 11,346 Thanks: 482 Thanked 668 Times in 460 Posts Points: 8,047.98 Bank: 256,055.32 Total Points: 264,103.30 Donate	"Bite my shiny metal ass." - Does it need to be said who? How is this one not already on this list?

07-20-2006, 05:38 PM	#6
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 10,923.16 Bank: 95,238.29 Total Points: 106,161.45 Donate	Bender- "bite my read hot glowing ass.... wait a second, red hot glowing ass, RED HOT GLOWING ASS!.... I'll be right back, * Bender runs while screaming ouh into the water, the water cools his red hot glowing ass* ah.....

07-20-2006, 09:02 PM	#7
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 7,913 Thanks: 530 Thanked 358 Times in 246 Posts Points: 119,369.35 Bank: 22,337.38 Total Points: 141,706.73 Donate	Bizarro Bender: Bite my glorious golden ass! Wooden Bender: Bite my primative wooden ass! Farnsworth: So that would be what would have happened if I invented the finglonger. Fry: So I'm free to go into the store, use the discount card, and resign from the Army today? Recruit officer: Absolutely. Except if war were declared. (Fry and Bender sign up, sirens go off) Fry: What was that? Recruit officer: War were declared. Bender: Hey sexy? Wanna kill all humans? Amazonian: The men will be sentenced to death: By Snu-snu! Scruffy: I don't think I've seen her so down. Or ever before. Leela: Can I go out now? Morris: Not until you finish your Tequila! Zapp: Kif? What's the lowest position in the army? Kif: Being your assistant, sir. Zapp: NO! Being YOUR assistant! Cubert: That's impossible! This ship can't travel any faster than the speed of light! Farnsworth: I know! That's why scientists increased the speed of light! -CSM

07-20-2006, 11:05 PM	#8
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dirty Looks Gender: Posts: 8,040 Thanks: 212 Thanked 145 Times in 125 Posts Points: 10,923.16 Bank: 95,238.29 Total Points: 106,161.45 Donate	Fry: " hey try it on me, ouh! my sperm"

07-21-2006, 02:33 AM	#9
Shine Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sedalia, Misery Gender: Posts: 3,964 Thanks: 81 Thanked 84 Times in 67 Posts Points: 7,198.61 Bank: 177,637.36 Total Points: 184,835.97 Donate	Professer: Over there is my Planet Express Delivery Ship. And over here is a chair!

07-21-2006, 09:43 AM	#10
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 13,766.45 Bank: 67,766.09 Total Points: 81,532.54 Donate	Mom: Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts. Mom: Cram a bastard in it, you crap! Mom: Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking! Amy: Guh! Amy: Spluh! Amy: Buh! Amy: Puke-atronic!

07-24-2006, 01:02 PM	#11
FACE K. POLK Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 5,982 Thanks: 805 Thanked 807 Times in 372 Posts Points: 34,439.65 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 34,439.66 Donate	Professor: Hermes! Do not push that button! Hermes: looks at the button, then Professor, then the button again ...Okay. -Dylan