deathmatch: Aliens vs. Predators

04-29-2004, 11:25 PM

Well, done with the general silliness of deathmatches for a while. This one actually might be fair--it doesn't have a godly contender like Simon Belmont in it.

Contestant #1

Kagato, from the Tenchi Muyo OVA.

Contestant #2

Hazanko, from Outlaw Star, before he was granted his wish by the Galactic Leyline.

Contestant #3

Darkside, from the Superman series of your choice.

Contestant #4

Yoda, from Star Wars: the Clone Wars, and any ability he may have had from canon sources prior to the Clone Wars series.

Well, now that Wyborn convinced that Hazanko should not have the Leyline's powers, there is actually a picture of him.

[ April 30, 2004, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Gabriel Lantis ]

04-30-2004, 05:23 PM

Hazanko can survive a mini-black hole. What the hell do the rest of these jokers have like that?

Kagato needs to be on his ship to have power.

Dark Seid is just strong.

Yoda has the force.

Hazanko is a Tao Master who can melt you face without laying a finger on you.

Falco53 · 05-01-2004, 03:46 PM

^ Darkseid and Yoda can both melt your face off without laying a finger on you as well. Please give more details about Hanzako before I vote.

Currently, I'm inclined to vote for Yoda, because Kagato is a loser, Darkseid would get sliced up into little pieces, and I know nothing of Hanzanko(I think his name is dumb.).

05-01-2004, 04:08 PM

I'd say it's between Yoda and Hanzanko, judging from Rattan's post. I've never seen all of Outlaw Star.

[ May 01, 2004, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: Captain Carter ]

05-01-2004, 06:16 PM

Caster shell != black hole. If it were one, you wouldn't be able to see the screaming face on it, since light cannot escape from black holes. It's Tao magic in a bullet, literally, and it's nothing like a massive object that would bend space so much that Gene, who is standing just a few meters away from it, would be torn to pieces.

As for what he did to Harry McDougal, it's child's play for a master of the Force like Yoda.

05-01-2004, 09:00 PM

I'm sorry if a bullet that sucks it's victims in and crushes them into nothing doesn't seem like a black hole. Hazanko is the only one i've seen survive a shot.

**Wyborn** · 05-01-2004, 09:39 PM

Strictly speaking, Kagato isn't limited by his mortality eithe: in the manga he's come back to life once or twice, and he's exceedingly difficult to kill. He doesn't need the Souja to have a ton of power, it's just convenient to have a battle arena in which you're almost God.

In terms of pure power this has to go to Darkseid. He can slug it out with Superman and literally kill you by staring at you - speaking very literally. He holds the power of life and death behind his eyes.

In terms of experience it has to go to Yoda - through introspection he has as much mental power and experience as Darkseid (the REAL one, the MONSTER GOD, not the one you see on Justice League), and he's got so much foresight going he could probably call every move that every other person here would make.

In terms of unpredictability it's Hazanko - because we have no idea about how he can actually fight. We know he goes down in one shot to a Caster shot, and it won't kill him (probably because it's TAO MAGIC) - but beyond that we have no idea how he fights unless we see an egocentric projection like unto the Leylines. Until then we can only guess his abilities based on the other Tao masters.

Last is Kagato - what does he have going for him? Pure, simple, unadulterated knowledge. He is not as powerful as Darkseid, as experienced as Yoda, or as unpredictable as Hazanko..but he also has the ability, through whatever combination of magic and technology is at his disposable, to know basically everything about his opponent if information on them is available anywhere. If we're pretending that all these people come to the same universe, Kagato will be able to know everything about all of his enemies in a matter of seconds, and beyond that his specific powers and abilities (he couldn't slug it out with Ryoko and come out on top without being Captain Bad-ass, and that's not getting into what he did in the manga) would be enough to probably net him a victory. The only person who would stand a chance against him would be Yoda.

Yeah, I give it to Kagato.

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04-29-2004, 11:25 PM	#1
Enforcer Zeta Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Well, done with the general silliness of deathmatches for a while. This one actually might be fair--it doesn't have a godly contender like Simon Belmont in it. Contestant #1 Kagato, from the Tenchi Muyo OVA. Contestant #2 Hazanko, from Outlaw Star, before he was granted his wish by the Galactic Leyline. Contestant #3 Darkside, from the Superman series of your choice. Contestant #4 Yoda, from Star Wars: the Clone Wars, and any ability he may have had from canon sources prior to the Clone Wars series. Well, now that Wyborn convinced that Hazanko should not have the Leyline's powers, there is actually a picture of him. [ April 30, 2004, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Gabriel Lantis ]

04-30-2004, 05:23 PM	#2
Rattan Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Hazanko can survive a mini-black hole. What the hell do the rest of these jokers have like that? Kagato needs to be on his ship to have power. Dark Seid is just strong. Yoda has the force. Hazanko is a Tao Master who can melt you face without laying a finger on you.

05-01-2004, 03:46 PM	#3
Falco53 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Happy World Land Posts: 2,744 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,600.47 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,100.47 Donate	^ Darkseid and Yoda can both melt your face off without laying a finger on you as well. Please give more details about Hanzako before I vote. Currently, I'm inclined to vote for Yoda, because Kagato is a loser, Darkseid would get sliced up into little pieces, and I know nothing of Hanzanko(I think his name is dumb.).

05-01-2004, 04:08 PM	#4
Super Shy Guy Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'd say it's between Yoda and Hanzanko, judging from Rattan's post. I've never seen all of Outlaw Star. [ May 01, 2004, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: Captain Carter ]

05-01-2004, 06:16 PM	#5
Enforcer Zeta Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Caster shell != black hole. If it were one, you wouldn't be able to see the screaming face on it, since light cannot escape from black holes. It's Tao magic in a bullet, literally, and it's nothing like a massive object that would bend space so much that Gene, who is standing just a few meters away from it, would be torn to pieces. As for what he did to Harry McDougal, it's child's play for a master of the Force like Yoda.

05-01-2004, 09:00 PM	#6
Rattan Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'm sorry if a bullet that sucks it's victims in and crushes them into nothing doesn't seem like a black hole. Hazanko is the only one i've seen survive a shot.

05-01-2004, 09:39 PM	#7
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,326 Thanks: 86 Thanked 439 Times in 269 Posts Points: 19,205.94 Bank: 82,155.51 Total Points: 101,361.45 Donate	Strictly speaking, Kagato isn't limited by his mortality eithe: in the manga he's come back to life once or twice, and he's exceedingly difficult to kill. He doesn't need the Souja to have a ton of power, it's just convenient to have a battle arena in which you're almost God. In terms of pure power this has to go to Darkseid. He can slug it out with Superman and literally kill you by staring at you - speaking very literally. He holds the power of life and death behind his eyes. In terms of experience it has to go to Yoda - through introspection he has as much mental power and experience as Darkseid (the REAL one, the MONSTER GOD, not the one you see on Justice League), and he's got so much foresight going he could probably call every move that every other person here would make. In terms of unpredictability it's Hazanko - because we have no idea about how he can actually fight. We know he goes down in one shot to a Caster shot, and it won't kill him (probably because it's TAO MAGIC) - but beyond that we have no idea how he fights unless we see an egocentric projection like unto the Leylines. Until then we can only guess his abilities based on the other Tao masters. Last is Kagato - what does he have going for him? Pure, simple, unadulterated knowledge. He is not as powerful as Darkseid, as experienced as Yoda, or as unpredictable as Hazanko..but he also has the ability, through whatever combination of magic and technology is at his disposable, to know basically everything about his opponent if information on them is available anywhere. If we're pretending that all these people come to the same universe, Kagato will be able to know everything about all of his enemies in a matter of seconds, and beyond that his specific powers and abilities (he couldn't slug it out with Ryoko and come out on top without being Captain Bad-ass, and that's not getting into what he did in the manga) would be enough to probably net him a victory. The only person who would stand a chance against him would be Yoda. Yeah, I give it to Kagato.