Ways Life Would Be Different If It Were An Anime - VGF

UltimateGamer176 · 08-01-2007, 12:32 PM

Basically, we list how life would be different if it were an anime.

1) People would sweat a LOT more.

Wonder Wario · 08-01-2007, 12:58 PM

2.) We'd be badly animated.

Col. Les Claypool · 08-01-2007, 12:59 PM

3. Almost every woman's breasts would be at least 25% larger.

t3hDarkness · 08-01-2007, 01:05 PM

I would own and use on a daily basis more than four times as many guns as I own now and still get whuped by a punk with a shinai.

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-01-2007, 01:08 PM

Dynamic go-faster stripes whenever you dash.

Ike · 08-01-2007, 01:28 PM

Contact lenses would be huge.

Col. Les Claypool · 08-01-2007, 01:29 PM

6. All the adults would be playing children's card games.

UltimateGamer176 · 08-01-2007, 02:00 PM

7) Whenever you fought, you'd make a big speech.

Oh, and by the way, thanks for being good sports and not locking this topic.

Kil'jaeden · 08-01-2007, 02:13 PM

Yeah, because we're just EXPLODING with posts here.

8. Weapons will become so large that they should be unwieldy, but it will actually mean the size of the weapon is proportional to how powerful it is.

t3hDarkness · 08-01-2007, 02:31 PM

9. VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!!

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-01-2007, 05:06 PM

Each guy hangs around at least five or six girls, each with extremely distinct personalities. Their personalities are the following attributes chosen arbitrarily: shy, quiet, tall, long hair, blond hair (Yankee), spooky magic powers (with purple/pink eyes), hates you overtly but actually likes you, really likes you for no reason, tomboy/athletic, old childhood friend, class-rep, rich, naive, looks like nine years old, Kansai, glasses, large breasts, cat/dog/rabbit ears, robot.

CuccoLady · 08-01-2007, 05:19 PM

Kids could run around carrying dangerous weapons and magically beat the crap out of well-trained, wiser, 20-year-old assassins.

SephirothKirby · 08-01-2007, 05:23 PM

Mini-Skirts.

VG_Addict · 08-01-2007, 05:29 PM

Even a complete nerd could get in a harem.

Kil'jaeden · 08-01-2007, 05:42 PM

14. Determination, even with complete idiocy, will win the day.

VG_Addict · 08-01-2007, 05:44 PM

Everybody would have green hair.

CuccoLady · 08-01-2007, 05:53 PM

Or pink hair.

Sim Kid · 08-01-2007, 05:57 PM

16. The laws of anime fights:

-The Dragon Ball Z law:
Whenever you attack, you must yell as loud as you can.

-The Kaiba Law
If it is an anime in which the people are doing something like a children's card game or if the rules of the anime are actually EXPLAINED, the villans and sometimes the heroes can screw these rules anytime they want, because they have money/green hair/power/whatever.

-The Naruto law:
EVIL ninjas are the ones who wear black and attack from the shadows. GOOD ninjas are the ones wearing brightly-coloured-clothing and will only attack when they are provoked.

-The Shikamaru Law:
Using the exact same trick in different or creative ways will win EVERY fight.

-The episode-stretching law
A temporary cease-fire is called whenever a flashback or speech has to happen.

-The Dick Tracy Law
you can tell villains are evil if they have hideously-deformed faces. (Commonly seen in Ruroni Kenshin)

-The Sesshomaru law
Villains that AREN'T hideously-deformed/horribly scared are bishounens who are popular amongst fangirls.

-The Tea Gardner law
During a flashback, it is possible to remember something that happened if you were thrown accross the field or while you were knocked unconscious.

-The Zabuza law
If you one-up your enemy or your enemy one-ups you, then they MUST explain why so you or your enemy will learn to expect it. And if they learn what they just did, they will explain how they can counter it.

-The names of the attacks law
You must yell out the names of all your attacks so the viewers will know what attack you're using and when to use it in Fanfics.

-The law of men's clothing
Pants are indestructible, while shirts will be discarded of or destroyed very early.

-The Hiei's dark-dragon-whatever-law
Shadow flames must ALWAYS be purple and black.

-The Naraku Law
90% of the fights with the main villians themselves are just to taunt the heroes, so thus the villain will escape at the very last second, giving more excuses to extend the series' run.

-The Kagura law
And sometimes the villain's sidekick/number one henchman will escape 100% of the time becuase s/he has an important plot role in the future. ;p

-The Digidestined law
There must be at least one set of filler characters who may or may not be important to the story by having a relationship to the hero or the villain. During fights, these people will sit back and make comments about the fight. Sometimes they will be the ones doing the explaining about what the attacks do or their fighting style, because obviously the villains don't have another ally who may be listening in.

-The Kuwabara exception:
The secondary characters may sometimes have powers and capabilities of their own, and will sometimes even fight, but all the important fights are to be fought by the hero only. During these fights, they will either sit back and comment or be unable to fight for whatever reason. Whether they're too exhausted to use their powers from a previous fight or were knocked unconscious/killed, they rarely help the hero out even though they'll be clearly outmatched until they go Super Saiyen, because the villain can slaughter them easily. ;p

-The Kamiya Kaoru law
Oftentimes, the secondary characters are important to the story and have a reason to be there because they are obviously the love-interest of the hero. ;p

-The law of weapons
Anything can be used as a weapon, even puppets.

Ike · 08-01-2007, 09:26 PM

You could get the crap beat out of you, but you'll never (EVER) need medical attention.

Kil'jaeden · 08-01-2007, 10:00 PM

Everyone would have about 20 gallons of blood, and could live through losing 19 of them.

08-01-2007, 12:32 PM	#1
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 974.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 974.21 Donate	Ways Life Would Be Different If It Were An Anime Basically, we list how life would be different if it were an anime. 1) People would sweat a LOT more.

08-01-2007, 12:59 PM	#3
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,556 Thanks: 440 Thanked 783 Times in 561 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 5,425.06 Bank: 14,961.66 Total Points: 20,386.72 Donate	3. Almost every woman's breasts would be at least 25% larger. __________________

08-01-2007, 01:29 PM	#7
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,556 Thanks: 440 Thanked 783 Times in 561 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 5,425.06 Bank: 14,961.66 Total Points: 20,386.72 Donate	6. All the adults would be playing children's card games. __________________

08-01-2007, 12:58 PM	#2
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 37 Times in 23 Posts Points: 5,478.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 6,762.87 Donate	2.) We'd be badly animated.

08-01-2007, 01:05 PM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,153 Thanks: 43 Thanked 109 Times in 87 Posts Points: 11,615.81 Bank: 84,629.27 Total Points: 96,245.07 Donate	I would own and use on a daily basis more than four times as many guns as I own now and still get whuped by a punk with a shinai.

08-01-2007, 01:08 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,862 Thanks: 356 Thanked 1,466 Times in 767 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 94,198.84 Bank: 10,210,130.19 Total Points: 10,304,329.03 Donate	Dynamic go-faster stripes whenever you dash.

08-01-2007, 01:28 PM	#6
Ike Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,610 Thanks: 40 Thanked 152 Times in 108 Posts Points: 2,357.15 Bank: 156,921.39 Total Points: 159,278.54 Donate	Contact lenses would be huge.

08-01-2007, 02:00 PM	#8
UltimateGamer176 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 226 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 974.21 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 974.21 Donate	7) Whenever you fought, you'd make a big speech. Oh, and by the way, thanks for being good sports and not locking this topic.

08-01-2007, 02:13 PM	#9
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,401 Thanks: 18 Thanked 35 Times in 27 Posts Points: 8,362.57 Bank: 700.12 Total Points: 9,062.69 Donate	Yeah, because we're just EXPLODING with posts here. 8. Weapons will become so large that they should be unwieldy, but it will actually mean the size of the weapon is proportional to how powerful it is.

08-01-2007, 02:31 PM	#10
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,153 Thanks: 43 Thanked 109 Times in 87 Posts Points: 11,615.81 Bank: 84,629.27 Total Points: 96,245.07 Donate	9. VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!!

08-01-2007, 05:06 PM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,862 Thanks: 356 Thanked 1,466 Times in 767 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 94,198.84 Bank: 10,210,130.19 Total Points: 10,304,329.03 Donate	Each guy hangs around at least five or six girls, each with extremely distinct personalities. Their personalities are the following attributes chosen arbitrarily: shy, quiet, tall, long hair, blond hair (Yankee), spooky magic powers (with purple/pink eyes), hates you overtly but actually likes you, really likes you for no reason, tomboy/athletic, old childhood friend, class-rep, rich, naive, looks like nine years old, Kansai, glasses, large breasts, cat/dog/rabbit ears, robot.

08-01-2007, 05:19 PM	#12
CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 3,998 Thanks: 884 Thanked 222 Times in 180 Posts Points: 11,081.61 Bank: 7.67 Total Points: 11,089.28 Donate	Kids could run around carrying dangerous weapons and magically beat the crap out of well-trained, wiser, 20-year-old assassins.

08-01-2007, 05:23 PM	#13
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,689 Thanks: 185 Thanked 226 Times in 142 Posts Points: 2,057.32 Bank: 80,446.58 Total Points: 82,503.91 Donate	Mini-Skirts.

08-01-2007, 05:29 PM	#14
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,333 Thanks: 5 Thanked 119 Times in 115 Posts Points: 14,783.86 Bank: 659.74 Total Points: 15,443.60 Donate	Even a complete nerd could get in a harem.

08-01-2007, 05:42 PM	#15
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,401 Thanks: 18 Thanked 35 Times in 27 Posts Points: 8,362.57 Bank: 700.12 Total Points: 9,062.69 Donate	14. Determination, even with complete idiocy, will win the day.

08-01-2007, 05:44 PM	#16
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,333 Thanks: 5 Thanked 119 Times in 115 Posts Points: 14,783.86 Bank: 659.74 Total Points: 15,443.60 Donate	Everybody would have green hair.

08-01-2007, 05:53 PM	#17
CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 3,998 Thanks: 884 Thanked 222 Times in 180 Posts Points: 11,081.61 Bank: 7.67 Total Points: 11,089.28 Donate	Or pink hair.

08-01-2007, 05:57 PM	#18
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 31,262.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 31,762.04 Donate	16. The laws of anime fights: -The Dragon Ball Z law: Whenever you attack, you must yell as loud as you can. -The Kaiba Law If it is an anime in which the people are doing something like a children's card game or if the rules of the anime are actually EXPLAINED, the villans and sometimes the heroes can screw these rules anytime they want, because they have money/green hair/power/whatever. -The Naruto law: EVIL ninjas are the ones who wear black and attack from the shadows. GOOD ninjas are the ones wearing brightly-coloured-clothing and will only attack when they are provoked. -The Shikamaru Law: Using the exact same trick in different or creative ways will win EVERY fight. -The episode-stretching law A temporary cease-fire is called whenever a flashback or speech has to happen. -The Dick Tracy Law you can tell villains are evil if they have hideously-deformed faces. (Commonly seen in Ruroni Kenshin) -The Sesshomaru law Villains that AREN'T hideously-deformed/horribly scared are bishounens who are popular amongst fangirls. -The Tea Gardner law During a flashback, it is possible to remember something that happened if you were thrown accross the field or while you were knocked unconscious. -The Zabuza law If you one-up your enemy or your enemy one-ups you, then they MUST explain why so you or your enemy will learn to expect it. And if they learn what they just did, they will explain how they can counter it. -The names of the attacks law You must yell out the names of all your attacks so the viewers will know what attack you're using and when to use it in Fanfics. -The law of men's clothing Pants are indestructible, while shirts will be discarded of or destroyed very early. -The Hiei's dark-dragon-whatever-law Shadow flames must ALWAYS be purple and black. -The Naraku Law 90% of the fights with the main villians themselves are just to taunt the heroes, so thus the villain will escape at the very last second, giving more excuses to extend the series' run. -The Kagura law And sometimes the villain's sidekick/number one henchman will escape 100% of the time becuase s/he has an important plot role in the future. ;p -The Digidestined law There must be at least one set of filler characters who may or may not be important to the story by having a relationship to the hero or the villain. During fights, these people will sit back and make comments about the fight. Sometimes they will be the ones doing the explaining about what the attacks do or their fighting style, because obviously the villains don't have another ally who may be listening in. -The Kuwabara exception: The secondary characters may sometimes have powers and capabilities of their own, and will sometimes even fight, but all the important fights are to be fought by the hero only. During these fights, they will either sit back and comment or be unable to fight for whatever reason. Whether they're too exhausted to use their powers from a previous fight or were knocked unconscious/killed, they rarely help the hero out even though they'll be clearly outmatched until they go Super Saiyen, because the villain can slaughter them easily. ;p -The Kamiya Kaoru law Oftentimes, the secondary characters are important to the story and have a reason to be there because they are obviously the love-interest of the hero. ;p -The law of weapons Anything can be used as a weapon, even puppets.

08-01-2007, 09:26 PM	#19
Ike Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,610 Thanks: 40 Thanked 152 Times in 108 Posts Points: 2,357.15 Bank: 156,921.39 Total Points: 159,278.54 Donate	You could get the crap beat out of you, but you'll never (EVER) need medical attention.

08-01-2007, 10:00 PM	#20
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,401 Thanks: 18 Thanked 35 Times in 27 Posts Points: 8,362.57 Bank: 700.12 Total Points: 9,062.69 Donate	Everyone would have about 20 gallons of blood, and could live through losing 19 of them.