How would you react to the Death Note?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 12-28-2008, 04:58 AM

If you found a real Death Note with instructions, how would you deal with it?

Go into detail about your choice.

Personally, I'd keep it, bide my time, and eventually manipulate some idiots into doing my bidding, make me rich, and then destroy it, saving a page or 2 for back-up.

Luck-God · 12-28-2008, 05:06 AM

i would pick it up. Then start my killing spree of the bad people. there would no need2 hide my existence of ur new GOD, ( Luck-God )

IRHP i would kill U cause U hate pokemon!!!!! WATCH OUT!! =) I would also kill the biggest criminals first!! haha ah

**Valigarmander** · 12-28-2008, 05:16 AM

Pat Robertson
Andy Dick
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Joseph Scheidler
Paris Hilton
Ann Coulter
The entire Westboro Baptist Church
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Moore
Most of the Bush Administration

Hmm... that's all I can come up with for the moment.

Luck-God · 12-28-2008, 05:21 AM

u need2 add L in that list!!!!! that bastard!! Does that church u included molest children?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 12-28-2008, 05:24 AM

^^^ u no i luv pokermanz

^^ Nice list. Missing a few goodies like Michael Jackson, though, it only works on humans! =P

Luck-God · 12-28-2008, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

^^^ u no i luv pokermanz

^^ Nice list. Missing a few goodies like Michael Jackson, though, it only works on humans! =P

MJ is a god he can not be killed!!!!! U PKM LOVER. This is another reason to kill all pkmn lovers!!! F POKEMON! =]

Laika Come Home · 12-28-2008, 09:50 AM

I'd sell it on eBay for millions of dollars as a "unique collector's item."

**X-3** · 12-28-2008, 10:11 AM

I'd burn it.

But not before saying, "Death Note? Sounds really familiar."

Panfan · 12-28-2008, 10:19 AM

I think my first choice would be "Jacob Operanta"

***Booyakasha*** · 12-28-2008, 11:04 AM

I don't need some girly Death Note to kill people. The other day, some tard near ran me over because she was chattering on her cell-phone like a sh*t-tossing ape instead of looking where the hell she was going, so I spontaneously combusted her through sheer force of will. Then her fag husband got out of the car and said, "Hey, you killed my douchebag wife." At first I thought he was trying to thank me, but then he got all pissy about it. So I tapped him lightly on the forehead, shattering every bone in his body. Then I threw him into the sun. True story.

**Valigarmander** · 12-28-2008, 04:58 PM

Oh yeah.

Al Sharpton.

Rainbow Dash · 12-28-2008, 06:39 PM

As long as we're having wishful thinking, can I have the Gurren-Lagann?

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 12-28-2008, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by THE KARMA POLICE

I think my first choice would be "Jacob Operanta"

OH I BLOODY SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MY GOOD MAN.

What about Mike Cyr?

SephirothKirby · 12-28-2008, 07:49 PM

I would use it blackmail, and use people as stepping stones to take myself to the top.

No super-human like L would be around to use bull**** logic and stop me, so I would actually become a God.

That would be pretty cool.

Panfan · 12-28-2008, 08:02 PM

^^ Meh, Jared Natsis would be a much better hit.

Luck-God · 12-28-2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Booyakasha

I don't need some girly Death Note to kill people. The other day, some tard near ran me over because she was chattering on her cell-phone like a sh*t-tossing ape instead of looking where the hell she was going, so I spontaneously combusted her through sheer force of will. Then her fag husband got out of the car and said, "Hey, you killed my douchebag wife." At first I thought he was trying to thank me, but then he got all pissy about it. So I tapped him lightly on the forehead, shattering every bone in his body. Then I threw him into the sun. True story.

u sir are cRAZy

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 12-28-2008, 08:45 PM

"bull**** logic"

Haha, lmao.

Rainbow Dash · 12-28-2008, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE KARMA POLICE

^^ Meh, Jared Natsis would be a much better hit.

oh you guys and your wacky inside jokes

1-up Salesman · 12-28-2008, 11:10 PM

Val: What about Dan Schneider? You hate him.

Metal Man · 12-28-2008, 11:47 PM

I would accidentally misspell my name on it repeatedly to make sure nobody could kill me with it.

Then I would see what happens when I command it to kill already dead people and if it could resist flying into the sun.

12-28-2008, 04:58 AM	#1
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	How would you react to the Death Note? If you found a real Death Note with instructions, how would you deal with it? Go into detail about your choice. Personally, I'd keep it, bide my time, and eventually manipulate some idiots into doing my bidding, make me rich, and then destroy it, saving a page or 2 for back-up.

12-28-2008, 05:06 AM	#2
Luck-God Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: CA Gender: Posts: 29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i would pick it up. Then start my killing spree of the bad people. there would no need2 hide my existence of ur new GOD, ( Luck-God ) IRHP i would kill U cause U hate pokemon!!!!! WATCH OUT!! =) I would also kill the biggest criminals first!! haha ah Last edited by Luck-God; 12-28-2008 at 05:12 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

12-28-2008, 05:16 AM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Pat Robertson Andy Dick Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Joseph Scheidler Paris Hilton Ann Coulter The entire Westboro Baptist Church Rush Limbaugh Michael Moore Most of the Bush Administration Hmm... that's all I can come up with for the moment.

12-28-2008, 05:21 AM	#4
Luck-God Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: CA Gender: Posts: 29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	u need2 add L in that list!!!!! that bastard!! Does that church u included molest children?

12-28-2008, 05:24 AM	#5
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^^^ u no i luv pokermanz ^^ Nice list. Missing a few goodies like Michael Jackson, though, it only works on humans! =P

12-28-2008, 09:50 AM	#7
Laika Come Home Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 615 Thanks: 214 Thanked 77 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'd sell it on eBay for millions of dollars as a "unique collector's item."

12-28-2008, 10:11 AM	#8
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I'd burn it. But not before saying, "Death Note? Sounds really familiar."

12-28-2008, 10:19 AM	#9
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,802 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	I think my first choice would be "Jacob Operanta"

12-28-2008, 11:04 AM	#10
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	I don't need some girly Death Note to kill people. The other day, some tard near ran me over because she was chattering on her cell-phone like a sh*t-tossing ape instead of looking where the hell she was going, so I spontaneously combusted her through sheer force of will. Then her fag husband got out of the car and said, "Hey, you killed my douchebag wife." At first I thought he was trying to thank me, but then he got all pissy about it. So I tapped him lightly on the forehead, shattering every bone in his body. Then I threw him into the sun. True story.

12-28-2008, 04:58 PM	#11
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Oh yeah. Al Sharpton.

12-28-2008, 06:39 PM	#12
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	As long as we're having wishful thinking, can I have the Gurren-Lagann?

12-28-2008, 07:49 PM	#14
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	I would use it blackmail, and use people as stepping stones to take myself to the top. No super-human like L would be around to use bull**** logic and stop me, so I would actually become a God. That would be pretty cool.

12-28-2008, 08:02 PM	#15
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,802 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^^ Meh, Jared Natsis would be a much better hit.

12-28-2008, 08:45 PM	#17
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	"bull**** logic" Haha, lmao.

12-28-2008, 11:10 PM	#19
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Val: What about Dan Schneider? You hate him.

12-28-2008, 11:47 PM	#20
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I would accidentally misspell my name on it repeatedly to make sure nobody could kill me with it. Then I would see what happens when I command it to kill already dead people and if it could resist flying into the sun.