- Suit: Porn Star Took Old Friend's Name
- Bird on Fire Blamed for 2 Acre Wildfire
- Luckey Baby Born on Lucky Day
- Man Accused of Spoiling Perishable Goods
- Woman in Brown Lawn Case Wants to Move
- Spanish Women Demand Pamplona Cow Runs
- Bride Accused in Shoe Attack on Groom
- Jury Duty Excuses Could Bring Charges
- 3-Year-Old Dog Nurses Stray Kitten
- Thousands of Golf Balls Stolen in Kansas
- Mud Pit Draws Crowds at Redneck Games
- Police Investigate Theft of 300 Lb. Mast
- Architect: Building Is 'Very Phallic'
- 2 Billion Chinese Mice Overrun Lake Area
- Catholic School Opens Gates to Hell Boy
- New York's City Hall to Move to Brooklyn
- Man Robs NH Bank Disguised As Tree
- 7+7+7+7+7 One Lucky Baby
- NYC Pastor Objects to Naked Display
- Florida Gator Shows Declining
- Thousands Commemorate 1947 UFO 'Crash'
- Cherry Pit Spit Champ Reigns Anew
- Bear on Pole Stops Traffic in Calif.
- School Graffiti Nets 4-Month Suspension
- Pets on the Lam After Holiday Fireworks
- This Golf Course Hazard Tops Them All
- Irish Bookie Loses on the Wrong Al Gore
- UCLA Student Has Old Hilton Cell Number
- China Public Restroom Has 1,000 Stalls
- Company Advertises for Condom Testers
- Ice Cream Vendor Accused of Selling Pot
- Firefighter in Bikini Accepts Plea Deal
- Girl, 4, Called 911 Nearly 300 Times
- Study: Women Don't Talk More Than Guys
- Cat Survives 3 Weeks Crossing Ocean
- Eau de Lawsuit: Woman Sues Over Scent
- Jogger Trips Suspected Wallet-Snatcher
- Bologna Entices Gator From N.C. Pond
- Stolen Violin Recovered, Owner Says
- News that better not get bumped: Bloomberg wants to ban filming without a permit.
- No-Bayashi _ Hot Dog Champ Loses
- Socks Aid N.M Woman's Jail Break Attempt
- 5-Year-Old Pins Rabid Fox During Cookout
- Chinese Villagers Eat Dinosaur Bones
- National Anthem a Daily Ritual at Diner
- Hot-Dog Eating Champs Go Eye to Eye
- Spanish Hotel Lets Guests Smash Stress
- Men Sought in California Condom Caper
- Forensics Scientist Checks Out Her Man
- Man Acquitted for Loud Park Singing
- N.C. Fisherman Reels in a Piranha
- Man Leaves No Secrets at Lingerie Shop
- Dog Believed to Have Drowned Found Alive
- Faces Red Over Strippers at Fundraiser
- Man Charged With Posing As Haggard's Son
- Gorilla Baby Treated at German Hospital
- Woman Finds $20K in Bank Deposit Tube
- Stolen Baby Monkeys Back in Pet Store
- Dead Camel Found Near Swedish Highway
- Hair Hackers Chop Off Brazil Girl's Mane
- Paris Hilton's Garbage Sells Big on eBay
- Pig Parts Spill Closes Chicago Highway
- Illinois Man Files Suit Over Lost Love
- Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire
- Court: No Nudes in Daytona
- Patient turns off life-support because it 'kept him awake'
- This Cheese Carving Is Monumental
- Bat Virus Name Offends Malaysian State
- Man Born in 1901 Becomes U.S. Citizen
- Rotten Oranges in Bag, Not a Human Fetus
- Colombian Finds Cocaine in Dentures
- Man Creates Monumental Cheese Carving
- Man Carves Cheese Into Mount Rushmore
- Ex-Worker Caught, Safecracking Alleged
- Car Stolen in 1980 Found in Ind. River
- Woman Suspected of Stealing From Graves
- Water Hazards, Sand Traps and 3 Moose?
- Pair in Separate Vehicles Hit Same Deer
- Man Punches 'Rude' Drive-Thru Clerk
- Woman Wrangles Gator Into Guinea Pig Pen
- Embezzler Offers Ex-Bosses Some Advice
- N.M. Town Probes Another Hoarding Case
- Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience
- Mouthy Rider Banned Over Unwanted Advice
- Teacher, Students Allegedly Smoke Pot
- Inmate Leaves Paper-Stuffed Dummy in Bed
- Man Pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart
- Mechanic Finds Kitten Under Van Hood
- Frequent N.H. Speeder Wants Limit Raised
- Cops Hot Dog It, Chase Weinermobile
- Ex-Marine, 72, Fights Off Pickpocket
- Abandoned Trumpet Causes Scare in Utah
- Officer Loses Job Over Jail 'Sex Show'
- Man Gets 10 Years in License Shooting
- Man, 87, Finishes Steep Uphill Race
- Woman Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm
- Drivers Arrested for Speeding at 141 Mph
- Michigan Woman Claims Starburst Candies Are Dangerously Chewy in Lawsuit
- Judge: Blood Promise Can't Be Enforced
- Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
- Toddler Goes on Wild Ride in Truck
- Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head
- Shanghai Drivers Switch to Music Horns
- Inmates Cover Hole With Pancake Batter
- Jaw Ailment Could Sideline Eating Champ
- Expedition to Look for Bigfoot Evidence
- Man Chases Ex-Girlfriend With His Car
- Time's Up: No More Penny Parking
- Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson
- Pygmy Hippo Is Born at Paris Zoo
- Woman Saves Self After Taxi Driver Dies
- Mom Makes Daughter Wear Her Offenses
- Court: Vasectomy 'Gift' Not Recoverable
- Michigan's Munger Potato Queen Sacked
- Candidates' Names Are Tough in Chinese
- Court Upholds Prisoners' Right to Porn
- Michigan's Munger Potato Queen Sacked
- Buried 'Aliens' Are Really Tree Trunks
- Cruise banned in Germany...
- Peru Celebrates Tasty Guinea Pigs
- Albino Mountain Goat Spotted in Italy
- Man to Be Reunited With '56 Thunderbird
- Beijing Airport Tackles Pigeon Problem
- Long Island Hosts Blind Baseball Tourney
- Missing Films Arrive After 34 Years
- Dry Cleaner Wins in Missing-Pants Case
- Race Gives New Meaning to Beer Run
- CSI Chases Delinquent Dog DNA
- Winner of Buried Belvedere Died in 1979
- N.J. Dog Crowned World's Ugliest
- Black Lab Drives Owner's Car Into River
- Spoil-Snot Nose Teenager whines to her parents to sign papers, Marries Track Coach
- Man Aims to Break World Treadmill Record
- Man Accused of Taking Skull for Ashtray
- Turtle Causes Parkway Wreck, Then Dies
- Minor League Team Parodies Donovan
- Georgia Tech's Rambling Wreck Wrecked
- Long-Lived Two-Headed Snake Dies
- Cops: Fire Crew Used Hydrant for Pool
- N.Z. Couple Can't Name Their Son '4real'
- Armwrestler Sends Lookalike to Weigh-In
- Woman Ties Blood Alcohol Record of 0.50
- Ala. Man's Finger Gets Stuck in Gas Tank
- Stolen Homer Simpson Statue Found
- Ugly Fish Is Seen As Aphrodisiac
- Wrong Decatur Gets $178,000 Check
- Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
- Original Green Power Ranger now a cage fighter
- Thieves Steal Herman Munster's Identity
- Court Nixes Bid to Sell 'World Cup Air'
- BYU Track Star Mops Up, Arrested
- Man Says Salad Stolen From Refrigerator
- 'Mrs. Grace' Sees Her Future in Jail
- Firefighters Save Four Cats, Albino Rat
- Firefighters Flush Cat From Storm Drain
- Vatican's 10 Commandments for Drivers
- Orphaned Orangutan Gets Adopted
- Officials Find Reptiles in Garden Gnomes
- Customer Gets Charge Out of Lap Dances
- Doctors Find 6 Sewing Needles in Baby
- 8-Foot Alligator Removed From Basement
- Mating Hares Block Milan Airport Runways
- 1 Car, 2 Thefts, 2 Arrests in 1 Day
- Deputy Rescues, Recognizes, Returns Boa
- Evil Judge Sues For $54 Million Over 'Lost' Pants
- Cat Destroys Lloyd Webber's Phantom Sequel Score
- German squirrel goes on a rampage. Injures three people.
- Little Kid finds a bag of Heroin, passes it off to daycare friends as "candy"
- SoCal Bank Robber Smells Like Dirt
- Toddler Served Margarita in a Sippy Cup
- Man Fails High School Exams 39 Times
- 'Cream of Wheat' Man Gets Grave Marker
- Police Look for the 'Landscape Bandit'
- Deputy's Dog Eats Cruiser Seats, Dies
- Motel Patron Uses Bible to Set Blazes
- Hawk, Escaped Lamb Roam NYC Streets
- Utah AG to Boys: '67 Flick Gets Girls
- Pedicab Operator Helps Catch Fugitive
- Not Everyone Happy Lost Dog Is Back
- Cop Interrupts Pair Having Sex on Crane
- Foul-Smelling Package Causes Evacuation
- Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend
- Baby Monitor Picks Up Video From NASA
- Pants Plaintiff: Customer Always Right
- Animals Turn NY Into a Wild Kingdom
- Ronald McDonald Statue Turns Up Missing
- Man, 76, on Trial in Lend-A-Hand Attack
- Man Asks for Prison for Stealing Panties
- Man Survives by 'Inch' After Car Crushed
- Cajun Town Bans Saggy Pants
- Dog Helps Save Foal From Abandoned Well
- Man Gets 2 DUI's in Day From Same Cop
- Trooper Finds Teen Driver Fleeing School
- Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch
- Cucumber-Flavored Soda Sold in Japan
- Judge Suing Dry Cleaner Cries Over Pants
- Jumping Sturgeon Injures Woman in Fla.
- Wedding Rings Found at Pa. Airport
- Fake Wedding Cakes for Thrifty Couples
- Teen Dials Wrong Number, Gets Arrested
- Officer Shot by Gun Kept Under Pillow
- Golfers Play 110 Holes in One Day
- Dump Truck Found in Alabama Wave Pool
- Police Nab Robber Who Stole Lettuce
- 'Cinderella' Stars to Wed in Real Life
- Missing Dog Found 430 Miles From Home
- Malaysian State Films Government Staff
- Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper
- Smile! Your Boss May Be Watching!
- Blackout Leaves Coaster Riders Dangling
- Swat team busts down wrong door, and kicks the wrong resident in the nuts.
- Ariz. Cyclist, 81, to Ride 2,000 Miles
- Illinois Boy Discovers Blue-Eyed Cicada
- It's really sad that it has come to this.
- Scores of Bicyclists Go Nude in U.K.
- Cats Saved From House Filled With Feces
- Pa. Paramedics Save Ducklings From Drain
- Teen in Mall Drive-Through Faces Charges
- Mom Accused of Attacking Baseball Coach
- Man Charged With Shooting Pet Goose
- Humanoid Toddler Reacts to Touch, Sound
- Chain Saw-Wielding Man Arrested in Maine
- Mich. Man in Wheelchair Takes Wild Ride
- Man Deemed Drunk Sleeps at DUI Hearing
- Rob Lowe Gets Real 'Birdie' in Pro-Am
- Man Uses Machete on Pizza Parlor Manager
- Trial in Taunting of Police Dog Canceled
- Woman Arrested for Making Faces at Dog
- NY Times article of the day: Middle class shore town in Connecticut shut down...
- Divorce Battle Centers on Braves Tickets
- Identical Twins Face Embezzlement Charges
- Angry Motel Guest Gets Free Night in Jail
- Minister Ticketed for Wrath Vs Speeders
- Staring at Doggie in Window No Crime
- Man Pinned Under Tree Amputates His Leg
- Teen Finds 2.93-Carat Diamond Along Path
- Calif. Woman Found With 120 Pet Rats
- NYC Man Claims Drink Caused Big Problem
- Judge Now Wants Just $54M From Cleaner
- Mother-In-Law Is Also Pvt's 1st Sgt
- Teen Hits School During Driving Lesson
- Police Seek Naked Peeping Tom
- S.C. Officer Arrested for Peeping
- Extra British Police During Full Moons
- City Greases Up Eggs to Stop Goose Guano
- Parking Attendants Get Pulled Over
- Full Moon Police Force.
- Manager Gone Wild: AA Skipper Melts Down
- 8 Sets of Twins to Graduate High School
- 1,683 Guitarists Play 'Smoke on Water'