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- Visitors Told: Bring Own Toilet Paper
- Ohio Rooftop Jumper Misses, Gets Stuck
- Couple Touring Home Find Woman's Body
- Md. Town Tells Park Visitors to BYOTP
- Magicians Sue Over Revealed Tricks
- Honey Bun Used to Catch Bear in West Va.
- Bee Swarm Shuts Ark. Hospital's ER
- Dynamite, Not Treasure Found in Box
- Teacher Asks Girl to Wear Mermaid Outfit
- Iran bans "Western haircuts", eyebrow plucking for men
- Inmates Take Swipe at Toilet Paper Cuts
- 'Reggie' the Alligator Reappears in L.A.
- About 200 Grads Caught Skinny Dipping
- Gator Parks on Freeway, Snarls Traffic
- Toddler Calls 911 After Mother Collapses
- Police Find Alleged Home Burglar Asleep
- Hashish Clogs Courthouse Toilet in Spain
- Man Allegedly Takes Wallet, Leaves Phone
- Blind Pilot Flies From London to Sydney
- Photographer Plans Mexico Nude Shoot
- Japanese Patch Measures Pet Stress
- NYC Councilman Wants Ban on Circulars
- Busted Busker _ No Proof of Rabies Shots
- Police Say Man Was Love-Struck Thief
- Deer Accidentally Visit Retirement Home
- Legendary 'Hogzilla' to Hit Big Screen
- Box of Condoms Leads to Evacuation
- Ind. Man Jailed Over Explicit Fliers
- Bull Wanders Into Garage, Attacks Car
- Dead Man Travels Unnoticed on Train
- Woman, 95, to Be Oldest College Graduate
- Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown
- Grandma Finds Condom in McDonald's Bag
- DNA Left on Cinnamon Bun Nabs Car Thief
- Police Investigate Fish, Photos in Grave
- Police: Thief Tries to Trade Stolen Jeep
- Suspected Robber Flushes Money in Toilet
- Man With Potent Pot Odor Seeks Permit
- 19-Year-Old to Graduate College After Year
- Wyoming Woman Keeps Goat in Minivan
- 'Capt. America' Faces Criminal Charges
- Man Accused of Dental Work in Garage
- Miss America Helps Cops in Sex Sting
- Police: Thief Tries to Trade Stolen Jeep
- Drunk Man Parks Horse in German Bank
- Drunk Man Parks Horse in German Bank
- Police Investigate Fish, Photos in Grave
- Girls 'just felt right' murdering friend
- Riggs Named Most 'Beautiful Bulldog'
- Woman Runs Entire Length of Long Island
- Man Diversifies by Making Pet Caskets
- Shoe Fits Driver After Alleged Crash
- Web Site Tracks People's Pet Peeves
- Man Gets 5,000 Calls for YouTube Posting
- Teen Pockets $25,000 in Texting Contest
- Long Island Police Nab Wayward Alligator
- Thief Snatches Piggy Bank With $600
- Fla. Crew Lands 1,063-Pound Mako Shark
- 'Pirates' Convene in New Orleans
- Duo Planning 1,000 Days Alone at Sea
- Hawaii Aims to Deter Volcano Offerings
- Texas legal system to extend the death penalty to include child predators
- Armed Miss America 1944 Stops Intruder
- Inmates Flood Oregon Jail With Sewage
- Grandma Makes Emergency Landing in Field
- Pair Find Winning Lotto Ticket in Trash
- Driver Crashes Into Pa. Police House
- N.C. Clerk Wins $200,000 by Mistake
- Robotic Falcons Enlisted to Fight Pigeons
- Mom, Daughter Give Birth Within Minutes
- Ark. School to Have Port-A-Potty Prom
- Dad Makes Sign Wear Sign for Using Drugs
- Malaysian Prosecutors Charge Dead Man
- Um...Pigs fat=car fuel?
- Donkey Becomes Witness in Dallas Dispute
- Woman Registers a .47 on Breath Tester
- Conservation Officer: Wolf Chased Cars
- Semi Driver Checks on Doughnuts, Crashes
- Leaping Sturgeon Injures Florida Woman
- Garbled Message Puts Iowa Town on Alert
- Ohio Principal Convicted of Kissing Feet
- Dead Alligator Found in Indiana Drain
- Woman's EBay Sale Doesn't Go Too Well
- Bin Laden Look-Alike Runs for Election
- Man Jailed for Shooting at Firefighters
- Angry Soccer Mom Accused of Neglect
- Stuffed Monkey Leads Cops to Drug Arrest
- Detroit's Urban Coyote Pregnant
- Smoke Break Saves S.C. Woman From Tree
- Zoo Asks Visitors Not to Stare at Chimps
- Beijing Says No Red Hair for Cabbies
- Wisconsin Law Hinders Lewd Library Case
- Man Sentenced Over Cat Rescue Shooting
- Man Accused of Drunken Lawnmower Driving
- Man Arrested in Feces-Filled Home
- Astronaut Runs 'Marathon' in Space
- Rabbits Block Traffic in Hungary
- Police: Bank Robbery Suspect Ran Errands
- Seattle Man Charged in Bizarre Duck Case
- NYC Couple Complete 2,500-Mile Cab Ride
- Miss Mexico Nixes Violent Images Dress
- Mammoth Skeleton Sets Auction Record
- Woman: Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
- Seattle Man Charged in Bizarre Duck Case
- Police: Bank Robbery Suspect Ran Errands
- Massacre at Virginia Tech
- Study Will Probe Sonar's Effects on Fish
- Baby Killer Whale Beached in Mexico
- Company: Toilets Might Catch Fire
- Old Sample of Acid Detonated in Wis.
- 5,000 Rabbits Block Traffic in Hungary
- Christie's Auctions Prehistoric Objects
- Graf Needs Stitches After Andre's Miscue
- Spiderman Musical Announced
- Friday the 13th Is Lucky for Woman
- Colo. Court Swats Down Mosquito Lawsuit
- Pope Car Auction Ends Without Sale
- Calif. Eatery That Sold Snake Closes
- Suds Fill Streets in Idaho, Alaska
- Shopping Cart Book Wins Wacky 'Title'
- Robber Lets Ailing Fla. Clerk Call 911
- Wanna Bet on Global Warming? You Can
- Rogue Seal Menacing Man, Beast in Calif.
- Texas Mud Hole Holds Horse Hostage
- Pearl's Before Breakfast
- Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84
- Orangutans Play Video Games at Ga. Zoo
- Cops: Suspect Nabbed in Portable Toilet
- Smart people pwn the Religious Right again.
- Court Win Nets Mich. Man 33,500 Pennies
- Poor Pitch Leads to Cincinnati Sandwich
- Online Searches Change Dating Dynamic
- Sheriff Gives Himself a Ticket
- City May Set Up Panel to Stop Bad Odors
- Second Avenue Subway, take four!
- Mouse Delays Vietnamese Flight 4 Hours
- NYC Couple Hail Cab for 2,400-Mile Ride
- Experts Open Dolphin 'Chat Line' in Fla.
- School District Investigates Porn Bill
- Man Ends 9-Week, 3,272-Mile Amazon Swim
- Bush's life is saved
- 102-Year-Old Calif. Woman Hits Hole-in-1
- Sub Loses Job Over Pinchy Punishment
- Pranksters Glue Calif. School Doors Shut
- Flight Canceled After Pilot's Outburst
- Movie Mistake: Families Get Horror Film
- Malaysian Man Saves 100 From Sinkhole
- Mother Arrested After Kids Panhandled
- Man Shot by Pistol Thrown in the Trash
- Bank-Robbing Granny Pleads Guilty
- Even Unopposed, Candidate Gets No Votes
- Online Hoax Ad Strips Home of Everything
- Girl Had Suspected 'Boyfriend' Was Woman
- Firefighter Charged With Racy Park Romp
- Coyote Visits Chicago Sandwich Shop
- Fla. Student Who Mooned Teacher Sues
- Japanese Police Probe Decomposing Bodies
- Ala. Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI
- Judge: Nazi Salute Was Too Offensive
- Mayor Chases Rival's Wife Over Sign
- Pregnant Woman Accused of Selling Sex
- Wolf Grabs Small Dog and Runs Off
- Vet Claims Docs Removed Wrong Testicle
- Derailment Dumps Blue Cheese
- Japanese Police Probe Decomposing Bodies
- Couple wins car at the Juno Awards; are told they only won the right to sit in it.
- Chicago Suit Charges 'Negligent Dancing'
- Minn. Family Plans Tank Obstacle Course
- Judge OKs Trucker's New Name: Ynot Bubba
- Kinkajou Flees Zoo, Bites Bus Passenger
- Deputies Put Toe and Tow Together
- Monkey Flees Zoo, Attacks Bus Passenger
- Teens Busted for Shooting Sheriff's Sign
- Pair Accused of Trying to Poison Teacher
- Couple Fights for Baby `Metallica' Name
- N.J. Judge: No Such Thing As Zamboni DWI
- Chicago Suit Charges 'Negligent Dancing'
- Humane Society Holds Doggie Yoga Class
- Police: Man Arrives at DUI Hearing Drunk
- Man Facing Trial Wins $2,100 on Lotto TV
- KFC Worker, Son Allegedly Stage Robbery
- Wash. Man, 101, Passes Driver's Test
- Boy's Vacuum Expertise Earns Him TV Shot
- Bello the Clown's Mini-Bike Returned
- Google Fools: Web Service Through Toilet
- Elf Defence for 'Lingerie Thief'
- Artist: Many Offers for Chocolate Jesus
- Bello the Clown Broken Over Lost Bike
- Outcry Cancels Chocolate Jesus Show
- Crayola Stickers Plaster Pa. Town
- Owners Reclaim Snake Found in Rented Car
- Man Camps Out at Work, Busts Burglars
- Cops: Woman Calls in Threat to Skip Work
- Fake Volcano Ignites, Makes Guests Flee
- Officials Bar Rabbi's Matzo-Making Bus
- Longest Concert Record Set in Japan
- Cabbie Says He Was Stiffed on $8,200
- Parents Protest H.S. Sex Newspaper
- Cyberclues Lead to Conn. Robbery Arrest
- Girl, 16, Kicked Off Plane for Coughing
- 18 Students Fed Laxative in Doughnuts
- 'Gin and Tonic' Bandit Arrested in Ind.
- Mom Allegedly Tells Girls to Steal Dog
- Maine Couple to Mark 80th Anniversary
- Boy Finds Watch Buried in North Pole
- '911 Closed, Everyone at Doughnut Shop'
- Man Leads Chase, Claims He's Dick Cheney
- Revealing Jail Shower Turns Case Around
- Suspect's 'Movement' Checked, Ring Found
- S.C. Man Helps Motorist, Gets Robbed
- Cuban Athlete Names Are ... Unusual
- Court Bans Defendants From Cafeteria
- Bears Fan Won't Become 'Peyton Manning'
- Mont. Town Uses Snowplows for Tumbleweed
- 110 Parakeets Looking for a Home
- World's Tallest Man Marries
- Wandering Sheep Seized in N.C. Town
- Court Gives Tax Break to Drug Runner
- Skydiver Arrested for Mooning Fla. Cop
- Michigan Ponders Sewage Disappearance
- Woman Nabbed for Teddy Bear Theft
- Willow Trees Cut Down at Wis. Nude Beach
- Man Caught Videotaping Women's Feet
- Man: Ex' Sex Change Should End Alimony
- Dog Performs 'Heimlich' on Choking Owner
- Group Finds Toad the Size of a Small Dog
- Wash. Man Held in Theft of Panties, Bras
- $1 Parking Ticket From 1980 Paid Off
- Students Solve a Sticky Situation
- Couple Tie Knot in 'Moving' Ceremony
- NY Bus Converted Into Oven for Matzos
- Woman Has Crocodiles Strapped to Body
- Sununu Named N.H. Town's Hog Wrangler
- Pizza Boxes Carry Deadbeat Mug Shots
- Psychic Chat Drives Fire Marshal to Quit
- Mouse Absconds With Maine Man's Dentures
- Mormon Church Objects to Angel T-Shirt
- Lost Lab Brothers Meet at Dog Daycare
- Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband
- Man, 82, Charged With Ax Attack on Wife
- Man Claims Fingertip Found at Bus Stop
- 'Dale the Innocent' Seeks News Discount
- Declaration Nets Lucky Owner Huge Profit
- Woman Buys Over $1K in Tainted Pet Food
- Septic Reminder Idea Raises Big Stink
- Trio Suspected of Staging Panty Raid
- Officials Buy Horns to Counter Coyotes
- Man in Hot Water Over Shampoo Camera
- Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex