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- Press Box Snake Makes Reporters Flee
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- Police: Dad Hides Stash in Girl's Pocket
- U. of Illinois Retires Indian Mascot
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- Teacher Allegedly Whacks Child With Bow
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- Turkish Court Orders YouTube Blocked
- Catfish Assault Reported at Tenn. Diner
- Man Allegedly Offers Boys Cash for Urine
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- Man Allegedly Trying Break-In Calls Cops
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- Home Gets Hit With Suspected Meteorite
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- Off-Duty Northwest Employee Charged
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- Off-Duty Northwest Employee Charged
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- Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Panties
- Sword Fight Ensues After S.C. Break-In
- Repentant Thieves Return Items to Church
- Body Parts Delivered to Michigan Home
- Human Liver, Part of Head Sent to Home
- Trickster Put Shark in Austrian River
- Girl Stops Car After Mom Faints at Wheel
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- Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
- Man Accused of Mailing Ex a Kitten Head
- Cockatoo Back After 'Love Corey' Phrase
- Australian Sentenced for Smuggling Fish
- U-Haul Full of Dogs and Cats Seized
- Man Questioned About Bush Yard Artwork
- Teacher Allegedly Cuts Boy's Tongue
- Dodgers Pitcher Could Be a Billionaire
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- Alleged Robber Discovers He Was Robbed
- AIDS Hot Line Number Rings Up Sex Line
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- Alleged Burglar Gets Shot by Grandfather
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- Man Tries to Cash $50K Check From God
- Kansas State Condemns Chicken Toss
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- Tiger, Orangutan Babies Playmates at Zoo
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- Mayor Gets Another Brick in the Hall
- Trio of Alleged Burglars Ring Doorbell
- Chinese Scientists Control Bird's Flight
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- Man Says Dog Saved Him From Black Bear
- Woman Must Remove 'Messages From God'
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- Iowa Man Discovers He's a Lucky 'Idiot'
- Pa. Restaurant Creates 123-Pound Burger
- Britain may take custody of obese boy
- Malaysian Military Plagued by Termites
- N.J. Town to Set Barking Dog Time Limit
- Vatican's Soccer Tourney Kicks Off
- Students Break Teacher's Neck Over iPod
- Tip Leads Police to Stolen Human Kidney
- Trump Eyes N.J. as Final Resting Place
- Alleged Ind. Soda Thief Jailed 17 Months
- Text Messages Land Teacher in Hot Water
- Bus Driver Leaps Off Bus to Save Girl
- Declaration of Independence for $2.48
- Woman Allegedly Shoots at Tailgater
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- Man Compacted in Trash Truck Gets Hurt
- Police Warn Men About 'Hugging Bandit'
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- Man Sentenced to Prison, Gets Married
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- Cop Who Ticketed Himself Reaps Praise
- Texas Residents Get Billion-Dollar Bills
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- Cat Bag Apparel Irks Florida Officials
- No Butts About It, Cheeky Goalie Ejected
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- Israeli Bus Passengers Tought Yoga
- Couple Plan to Tie the Knot in Graveyard
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- Firefighter Douses Flames With Snow
- British Soldier's Postcard 92 Years Late
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- Free Coffee Offered for Info on Gunman
- N.D. Tries to Break Snow Angel Record
- Mexican Businessmen Break Kebab Record
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- Co-Inventor of the TV Remote Dies
- Man Wins $25,000 Lottery Two Days in Row
- Park Won't Lift Elephant With Human Hair
- Eek!: Men Flee After Seeing 'Giant Rat'
- Woman Allegedly Stabs Man During Sex
- Pa. Man Uses Robot to Plow His Driveway
- Patient Sprays Her Way Out of Hospital
- Nude Jogger to Miss 'Liberating Feeling'
- Woman, 84, confesses to sex with boy, 11
- Fortune: Year of Pig Will Bring Disaster
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- SWAT Team Wakes Suspect After Standoff
- Salesman Gets 10 Years in Machete Attack
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- Cross-Dressing Lawyer Hangs Up His Dress
- Fla. Teen Hiccuping for Over 3 Weeks
- Skittering Squirrel Forces Plane to Land
- New Ice Cream Named for Stephen Colbert
- Heartbroken Donkey Still on the Lam
- Batman Sighting Puts Schools on Lockdown
- Chinese Workers Paint Mountain Green
- Alligator Attacks Golf Course Worker
- Court Nixes 'Border' Ticket Challenge
- N.M. Orders 500 Talking Urinal Cakes
- Mother Cat Adopts Pup Rejected by Mother
- US, UK worst places to be a kid
- Man with year to live wins $50,000 a year in lottery
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- Fat Oregon Feline Gets Celebrity Status
- Man Charged After Shooting His Foot
- Connecticut Man Busted Twice for Drugs
- Zoo Pays Feng Shui Expert to Aid Monkeys
- Man Allegedly Fakes Kidnap to Hide Crash
- Zoo Tours Cash in on Hot Monkey Love
- Wisconsin Man Spears a 6-Foot Sturgeon
- College: Wikipedia Not Source for Papers
- Swiss Officials Want to Spread Sunshine
- Hotel Offers Themed Mini-Bar Packages
- Mirror Considered for Sunless Village
- Foot Found at Va. Landfill Is Apelike
- Dog That Fooled Airport Security Caught
- Exotic Pet Startles Calif. Investigators
- Wayward Donkey Proves to Be Elusive
- Cat Survives Being Frozen in Trough
- Students Allegedly Post Fake Snow Day
- Truck Spills 165,000 Eggs on Va. Highway
- Study: Napping Might Help Heart
- Bear Visits Backyard in New Jersey
- Card Makers Capitalize on 'Anti-V Day'
- 6,124 Couples Kiss, Break World Record
- Postmaster Shows Lot of Love in Fidelity
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- Truck Spills 40 Tons of Cow Intestines
- Woman Breaks Tooth, Wants Town to Pay
- Urologists Throw 'Urinetown' Potty Party