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- Jordan King Complains of Israeli Odors
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- Irritating, Worn-Out Words of '06 Banned
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- Man Accused of Trying to Take NYC Hotel
- Bogus Calls Prompt Fake Prize, Real Jail
- Wis. Man Named 'World Champion Liar'
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- Men Served Fries Doused in Oven Cleaner
- Colorado Woman Selling Snow on eBay
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- Saddam Hussein hanged
- Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
- Wis. Sheriff Offers New Year's Eve Rides
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- Man Arrested on 23-Year-Old Warrant
- Iowa Man Lands in Double-Dog Trouble
- Exotic Dancers Spray on Latex Coverings
- Man Proposes in 'Objects of Desire' Room
- Woman Stuck in Elevator for 3 Days
- Carjacker Crashes, Gets Lost, Calls Cops
- Trailer Full of Broccoli Disappears
- Woman Gives Birth in High-Speed Train
- Man Accused of Using Log in Assaults
- Tinted Windows Stop Turns Very Pricey
- Good Samaritan Makes Up for Stolen Bikes
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- Firefighters Rescue Cat Inside a Wall
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- Flatulence Allegedly Sparks Jail Fight
- Tumbleweeds, Not Snow, Invade Colo. Town
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- Beer Pints Issued With Police Dept. Logo
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- Judge: Let 'Teddy Bear' Students Return
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- AP Poll: Santa Claus Endures in America
- Santa dies at childrens party
- Boy gets leg partially blown off by cannon; town threatens to finish job.
- Can't see? Get a horse to headbutt you
- 'Unaccompanied Minors' Comes to Life
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- Cat Let Off at Wrong Bus Stop Back Home
- NY Village Sends Fake $1,000 Water Bills
- Scooter-Riding Woman Rescued From Drain
- Man Wears 'Liar' Sign for False Report
- Woman Allegedly Steals ID for Inmate Sex
- Patrons Toss Dead Cat Through Drive-Thru
- Pooping Peasant Popular in Spain
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- 32 Baby Jesus Dolls Found in Ill. Yard
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- Women Peel More Than Potatoes in Tavern
- Germany & Violent Games
- Woman Tells Cop She Bought 'Bad Crack'
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- Cops Put 2 on Ice After Frosty Stabbing
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- Scottish Troops Must Share Scarce Kilts
- "Osama bin Laden" shot dead.
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- Swedish Christmas Goat Survives Attack
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- Collector Pays $2.3M for $1,000 Bill
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- Man, 85, Charged With Kidnapping Wife
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- 13-year old expelled for turning in a gun.
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- Man to Wear Pup Costume for Shooting Dog
- S.C. Man Apologizes for Illegal Parking
- W.Va. Man Drives Oldsmobile on 3 Tires
- Man Uses Antlers in Road Rage Incident
- Nev. Politician: Let Teachers Carry Guns
- Man Allegedly Tosses Iron Ore at Cars
- Nazi Gingerbread Men Moved to New Town
- Man alive and kicking but has no pulse
- Baseball player's soreness caused by too much Guitar Hero
- Michael Crichton Fictionalizes one of his Critics as a Child Rapist
- World's Tallest Man Saves China Dolphins
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- Wisconsin Hunter Bags Deer With 7 Legs
- Thrift Store Worker Finds Nearly $7K
- Dinner With La. Gov. Goes $1 at Auction
- Md. Teacher Under Fire for Soda Bathroom
- Store Manager Assaulted With Potatoes
- Mumbai Dogs Get Home-Delivered Meals
- 7-Foot Python Is Found in Toilet Bowl
- Tech Fired for Killing Camel at Airport
- Troy Smith Has Heisman Trophy Shipped
- Firehouse Damaged by Next-Door Fire
- 'Butt-Printing Artist' Teacher Suspended
- N.J. Cops Find Beheaded Chickens, Birds
- Judge Dismisses Misdemeanor Meow Case
- Indiana Police Clock Teen at 142 Mph
- 'Big Papa' Accused of Giving Stolen Gift
- 18 Llamas to Appear in Rose Parade
- Dog Alerts Wis. Family to House Fire
- Border Agents Find Alligator in Suitcase
- Texas Bill: Let Blind Hunters Use Lasers
- Man Impersonates Cop to Go Bowling
- Man Calls 911 to Report Stolen Drugs
- This just in: Don't inject Vaseline into your penis
- Teen killed in Wells Crash
- Cold Campout on Roof for NJ Principal
- Letters to Santa Flood Alaskan Town
- Overloaded Pants End Shoplifter's Escape
- Sex Worker Stabs Client in Condom Fight
- Bush's Dog Barney Is Back With New Video
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- Court: OK to Gossip Behind Boss' Back
- Court Reprimands New Delhi Over Monkeys
- Woman Sentenced for Friend's Cell Call
- Man Picks Wrong Time to Use Bogus Check
- Man Sentenced in Foot Fetish Calls
- Holiday Shoppers Keep Buying During Fire
- Norway decides stripping is art
- Woman, 75, Douses Alleged Thief With Gas
- Thief Goes Fishing for Bank Deposits
- Man's Lost Wedding Ring Found in Hay
- Man Fined for Tossing Pig at Hotel
- City Dunks Cookie-Scented Ad Campaign
- Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
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- Woman and boyfriend beat their child to death; fake an abduction to cover up
- New X-Ray Scanner at Airports Sees Through Clothes but Not Skin
- Man shot to death by woman for giving her a warm beer
- Child Arrested After Opening Holiday Gift Early
- Officers Keep Record of Beautiful Women
- NASA officially plans to go to the moon - and stay there.
- Teen kills homeless guy for fun, asks for parole because jail is "too hard"
- Manager Arrested for Garbage in Lard
- Brooklyn Sidewalk Caves In, Swallows Woman
- Serena Williams Dog Bites Guard in Fla.
- Woman Finds Bat in Christmas Tree
- Grandma sells pot to fund her Bingo habit
- Teen throws eggs at cars passing by; gets shot and dies
- The PS3 Robbery suspect has been killed by police; was unarmed
- Swedes Guard Christmas Goat From Vandals
- Two Miss. Inmates Thwart Escape Attempt
- W.Va. City's Xmas Scene Has No Jesus
- Principal in Hot Water Over Barber Visit
- Air Force radio frequency used for homeland security threats also jams garage door openers
- Military Radio Signal Jams Garage Doors
- Dewey the Cat Dies in Librarian's Arms
- Dewey the Cat Dies in Librarian's Arms
- Ho? Ho? Ho? Maine Says No to Santa Label
- NY Cracks Down on Illegal Mystery Meats
- Window Washer Falls Asleep on 20th Floor
- Man Allegedly Tries to Put Wife in Oven
- Alligator Soup Raises Eyebrows in China
- Bingo-Playing Grandma Guilty in Pot Case
- Teen Accused of Nude Drive-Thru Ordering
- Police Use Taser on Python to Free Man
- Pile Drivers Irk Students During Finals
- Teen Crashes Car After Hearing Doll Cry
- Wanted: Bell-Ringers in Montana
- Legally Blind Woman, 94, Bowls a 244
- Court: Boy Can't Join Girls' Gym Team
- Army Scammed Into Buying Golf Balls
- He fully believed he morphed
- Woman Sentenced for Condom Explosives
- NYC Police Capture 'Caiman-In-The-Box'
- Squirrel OK After Fiery Chimney Surprise
- Man Accused of Spray-Painting 3 Goats
- Brazilian Pit Bulls May Get Microchips
- Glue Spill Shuts Indiana Highway
- Malaysian Proposes 'Shouting' Room
- Man Pleads Not Guilty to Foot Kissing
- Woman Sees Spider After Eating Grapes
- Gun-Waving Sermon Lands Pastor in Pokey
- Brazilian Pit Bulls May Get Microchips
- AP: Feds Collect Giant Rats in Florida
- Owner: Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants
- Man Accused of Spray-Painting 3 Goats
- Squirrel OK After Fiery Chimney Surprise
- IHOP Changes Policy of Asking for IDs
- Driver Tries to Swallow Keys, Bites Cop
- Man Drives Into Subway Tunnel by Mistake
- Utah Jail Inmates Knit for the Needy
- Man Seeks Record for Arm Hair Length
- 19 Men Detained for Impersonating Monks
- Pigeon Enthusiasts Gather for N.M. Show
- Young Couple Wed at Ohio Nursing Home
- Man Shoots Doe With Rack of Antlers
- Pair Claim They Got 'Sauced' Over Camera
- Driver Survives After Trash Bin Crash
- Murderer storms Stormont while politicians bicker
- Tenn. Jail Web Cam Jeopardizes Security
- PETA Mistakenly Targets Alaska Church
- Recliner Saves Man Who Was Shot in Head
- Bigamist 'Butt' Busted by Wife No. 4
- Hong Kong Mulls Green 'Eco' Coffins
- 150-200 Dogs Removed From S.D. House
- Boy Calls 911 49 Times From Texas School
- Man Eats 4.8 Pounds of Turkey in 12 Min.
- Backyard Toilet Fence Upsets Neighbors
- Midnight Zamboni Run Prompts Firings
- Panda Poop Paper Yields Big Profits
- Turkeys Try for Fast Train Out of Jersey
- Midnight Zamboni Run Prompts Firings
- Turkeys Try to Catch Train Out of N.J.
- Man Eats 4.8 Pounds of Turkey in 12 Min.
- Family Gets Dog Back After Near Drowning
- Fla. Woman Accused Faking Own Abduction
- Ohio Town Develops Own 'Scent-Sibility'
- Recliner Saves Man Who Was Shot in Head
- Artist Takes Portrait on Urinal Tour
- Indiana Police Search for Tipping Robber
- Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment
- Virginia 'Butt' Busted for Bigamy
- Indiana Police Search for Tipping Robber
- Man Sets Guinness Rubber Ball Record
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- Calgary Poised to Ban Public Urination
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- Royal Flush: NYC Gets Fancy 'Thrones'
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- Missouri's Tightwad Bank to Close
- Calif. Couple Calls for Orgasm for Peace
- Ohio Lottery Picks Match Ohio Game Score
- Crossbow Arrow Sails Onto Soccer Field
- Elephant That Killed 12 People Captured
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- Student Brings 5-Foot Boa to School
- 2 Accused of Putting Staples in Ketchup
- Puppy Snatchers Caught on Tape in Miami
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