- UW instructor compares Bush to Hitler
- Police Chief in S.C. Charged With Theft
- Man Jailed 17 Hours for 1984 Ticket
- Woman Accused Putting Drugs in Burrito
- Green Substance Not Pistachio Ice Cream
- 300 Monkeys to Be Banished From New Delhi
- Police Kill Emu That Bothered Motorists
- Ohio Prosecutor Charged With Indecency
- Developer Claims Retaliation for Sign
- Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
- Alaska Man's Jeep, Young Puppy Stolen
- Ohio Girl Helps Free Bubba the Lobster
- Australian Man, 91, Completes Law Degree
- Typo Will Cost Michigan County $40K
- Woman Charged With Drunk Horse Riding
- Police: Camera Catches Prosecutor Naked
- US parents try to 'unadopt' son
- Man Arrested for Stealing Baking Goods
- Inmates Flush Mattress Pieces in Toilets
- Dropout Makes Big Bucks Playing Games
- Runaway Bride Is Suing Former Fiance
- Well, North Korea Has the Bomb
- Bull Goes on 7-Hour Rampage in New Delhi
- Skier Wins Wife Carrying Contest
- Man Eats 247 Jalapenos to Win Contest
- R.I. Pumpkin May Be Largest Ever
- Marine Takes Bids on New Name
- Machine that can extract 600 gallons of water per day from the air built
- Miss. Dad Names Son After Sports Channel
- Snake Charmer Puckers Up to 19 Cobras
- Man Tries to Drive 310 Miles in Reverse
- Lawmaker says teachers should be allowed to carry guns
- Mail, Cocaine Found in Postman's Pickup
- Spider Causes Man to Lose Control of SUV
- Calif. Police Find Critter 'Menagerie'
- Man Apologizes for Courtroom Feces
- 'Monster' fossil find in Arctic
- Malaysia to Levy Fines for Poor Speech
- Tourniquet: Bad Advice for a Snake Bite
- S.C. Mom: Teacher Allowed Foot Stomping
- Woman Grabs Buttocks of Flight Attendant
- Long-Dead Body Found in Vienna Apartment
- Candidate's Plea: Don't Vote for Me!
- Man Recites Pi to 100,000 Places
- Woman Donates Savings Along With Shirt
- Man Charged in Meat Cleaver Assault
- Men Allegedly Take Cop Car, Stop Drivers
- Ark. Woman Shows Up Drunk at DWI Hearing
- Bungee Cord Breaks, Leaving Man Dangling
- Angry Dog Stage Mothers Sue L.A. Agency
- Singer Sets Undersea Concert Record
- This week in irony: Parent wants 'Fahrenheit 451' banned
- Clown Is Running for Mayor of Alameda
- Delta Names Airplane for David Wright
- Woman Spends Month in Kennel for Shelter
- Wife Accused of Chasing Husband With Ax
- Ark. Woman Finds Rabid Skunk Under House
- New Phone Will Scream if It's Stolen
- Wanted: Home for Terrorist Puppies
- Man Allegedly Seeks Revenge Over Glasses
- Woman Slams Door on Aggressive Coyote
- Dog Credited With Saving Teen From Fire
- Man Wears Cardboard Box at Pa. Hearing
- Naked Peeper Made to Pay Neighbors $13K
- Alleged Burglar Does Laundry, Gets Pizza
- S.C. Official: Sterilize Bad Parents
- Official in S.C.: Sterilize Bad Parents
- Dodgers Beat Giants to Clinch Playoffs
- Teary Teenage Czech Wins Miss World 2006
- Famous Restaurant Returns to New Orleans
- Program Adds 'A' to 'Small Step for Man'
- Canadian Overpass Falls; Deaths Feared
- Colo. Town Mourns Teen Killed in Siege
- Baghdad Shut Down After Suspect Arrested
- Israel Completes Pullout From Lebanon
- U.S.: Guard Planned Green Zone Attack
- Woods Leads American Express by 6 Shots
- Farms Facing Worker Shortage for Harvest
- 3 Playoff Spots Still Undecided in NL
- Detained Guard Suspected of Iraq Attacks
- 'Ugly Betty' on ABC Is TV's Top-Rated
- FDA Lifts Ban on Most Fresh Spinach
- Congress OKs Major Ports Security Bill
- Indian Police: Pakistan Behind Bombings
- 12 Killed in Kabul Suicide Bombing
- Dodgers Win Thriller in 9th, Tie Padres
- Rolling Stones Rock Kentucky Derby Site
- Scientists: St. Helens Eruption Slowing
- Woodward: Card Wanted to Fire Rumsfeld
- Victims' Kin Furious at R.I. Sentencing
- Principal Shot at Wisconsin H.S. Dies
- Ports Security Bill Passes in the House
- Foley Resigns From Congress Over E-Mails
- Al-Zawahri: Bush a Liar in War on Terror
- Brazilian Jet Missing Over Amazon Jungle
- Alleged Burglar Does Laundry, Gets Pizza
- Man Allegedly Tells Police He Stole Pot
- China tests thermonuclear fusion reactor: report
- Baby steps to T-1000
- Escaped Hamster Interrupts Jet Flight
- Dry Cleaner Finds Note About 'Murder'
- Judge Dismisses Alpaca Paternity Lawsuit
- Man Allegedly Seeks Revenge Over Glasses
- Police Find Meth in Man's Prosthetic Leg
- Yogi's Clerk Slugs Would-Be Robber
- Maggie the Sea Lion Paints for Fish
- Scientists claim to know reason for Mona Lisa smile
- Sexy Dancers Forbidden Near Thai Troops
- Maggie the Sea Lion Paints for Fish
- Opossum Clash Ends With Arrest, Dog Shot
- Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack
- Ore. Theater Boss Links Fire, 'Jackass'
- Man Flags Down Cops, Gets Busted for Pot
- Alleged Burglar in Thong Leaves Video
- Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack
- 3-Year-Old Boy Buys Pink Nissan on eBay
- Man Plans to Feed Placenta to Goannas
- Maligned Director KOs His Critics
- Report: Britain Sought UFO Unit Cover-Up
- Gibbons Cries Foul After Ball Hits Wife
- Skunk Supporters Gather in Northern Ohio
- Man With Faulty Implant May Not Get Cash
- Idaho Man Who Hawked Rifle Gets Gun Back
- Killer Teddy Bear Leaves 2,500 Fish Dead
- Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
- PETA Upset at Six Flags Roach Contest
- Man Sentenced for Posing as Mentally Retarded Person, Groping Nurses
- Chinese Censors:Jackie Chan can't play a bad guy
- Paris Hilton Bitten by Kinkajou
- Farrakhan ill, may not have long to live.
- Bin Laden dead?
- Coup Leaders Urge Thai Soldiers to Smile
- Cambodians Have 'Formula 1' Buffalo Race
- Breast Implants Linked to Higher Suicide Rate
- A West Virginia woman discovers she’s an African princess.
- Substitute teacher sucks off her student, and gets no jail time.
- Computer thief steals court PCs while on trial
- Thieves Give Figurine the Unkindest Cut
- Eat a Roach and Be the First in Line
- Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back
- Man Plummets 50 Feet to Grab Missing $20
- Calif. PC Thief Takes Court Computers
- Man Gets Home Confinement for Groping
- X-Rated Font Used on Third-Grade Handout
- Coyote Bites Woman at Conn. Rest Stop
- Ohio Man Sentenced in Coffee Urine Case
- Doctor Accused of Stealing Cadaver Hand
- "Jesus Camp" makes kids pray to end abortion and worship George W Bush
- Man Sets Sights on Eye-Popping Record
- German Joins China's Ancient Warriors
- Guards to Be Placed 'Vomit Comet' Buses
- Hiker Travels Appalachian Trail Barefoot
- Man Sets Sights on Eye-Popping Record
- The intruder the 51 yr. old nurse killed with her bare hands was a hitman
- Man Who Claims Toupee Caused Attack Sues
- Murder Suspect: Goat Turned Into Corpse
- Alleged Arsonist Leaves Birth Certificate
- Baby Biggest Ever Born at Conn. Hospital
- It's a happy day for Osama bin Laden.
- Woman Pleads in Bizarre Fake Penis Case
- Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years
- Austrians Urged to Count Dog Droppings
- Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41
- 3rd Rare White Buffalo Born on Wis. Farm
- China Busts Sewage Pipe Smuggling Ring
- Thousands of Shanghainese Lament Moniker
- Conn. Mom Breaks Record for Biggest Baby
- PETA goes for another low blow, bashing Steve Irwin
- Woman who lost her child kills herself after being grilled on national TV
- Pluto is Now Just a Number: 134340
- Backup Punter May Have Stabbed Starter
- ATM Reprogrammed to Deliver More Cash
- Dad Breaks Leg Trying to Cure Phobia
- Man May Have Sent 2 Billion Spam E-Mails
- Bicyclist Awaiting Ambulence Hit Again
- Man Won't Shave Until Bin Laden Caught
- Man Says Naked Attackers Robbed Him
- 'Reversal of Fortune' at Hot Dog Contest
- Tenn. Police Probe 'Feline Jihad' Case
- Spanish Police Embarrassed by Porno Film
- Son Gets Marijuana for Doing Homework
- 10 Stingrays Killed Since Irwin's Death
- Bears' Shutout Means Free Furniture
- Kidnapped Girl Watches Star Trek for 8 Years in a windowless cell
- Bicyclist Awaiting Ambulence Hit Again
- Raccoon Forces Student to Miss Homework
- Man Accused of Pawning Instruments
- Grocery Baggers to Compete in Las Vegas
- Thief Takes 348 Pounds of Pig Meat
- Somali Station on the Air, Without Music
- Keeping people of the future from playing with our nuclear waste.
- Nurse, 51, kills intruder with bare hands
- Man on trial for threats to judge threatens judge
- Earth-like planets may be common
- Allergy cure just three years away
- Burn your garbage with plasma and get cheap, clean energy!
- N.Y. Woman Wins $1 Million Lottery Again
- Minn. Cook Stuck in Freezer for 2 Hours
- Pa. Police Nab 12 in Prostitution Sting
- Snake Goes From Weapon to Wounded
- 'Rabbits' Appear on Vermont Roads
- Woman in Wheelchair Shoots Alleged Mugger
- Diners Eat Raw Crabs on Dare, Get Sick
- Trio Accused of Gunpoint Prayer Session
- Jilted Bride Turns Wedding Into Benefit
- Cops: Chicken Dies, Wife Shoots Husband
- S.Korean Park Features Talking Pachyderm
- 3 Arrested for Pot Cookie Giveaway
- Striptease Heats Up Global Warming Event
- Man's Gun Fires in Wal-Mart Bathroom
- Tenn. City to Pull 'Goats Working' Signs
- Woman, 79, Charged in Toy Gun Robbery
- Beer Memorabilia Collectors Trade Wares
- Squirrel starts 30-acre fire
- Farmer takes revenge on squatter ... with a forklift
- Police: Man Robs Bank to Be 'Supported'
- Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners
- Arkansas Cow Has Fourth Set of Triplets
- Nebraska Baseball Game Lasts 30 Hours
- Kids Buy Lunches With Scans of Fingers
- Rock music boosts your brain power
- Pull Up Your Pants, Dallas Man Says
- Superintendent Takes Flak for Calendar
- Someone Posts Bogus 'No Parking' Sign
- Woman Arrested in Theft of Mule Harness
- Crooks Launch Cash-And-Carry ATM Spree
- New York City Man Arrested 100th Time
- Question in a Bottle Finally Answered
- Nude Teens Raising Eyebrows in Vermont
- Rescuers to Carry Oxygen Masks for Pets
- Juror Allegedly Steals 'Jury Duty' Paper
- RIP Steve Irwin
- Rats Born to Mice in Bizarre Lab Work
- Losers find their houses stolen (while still living in them!)
- Gas Prices Going Considerably Further Down?
- Lake Havasu City police looking for real-life Hamburglar
- Jetliner pilot locked out of cockpit after toilet break
- Guinness to Rule on 20-Inch Nepalese Boy
- `Flat Daddy' cutouts ease longing
- McDonalds redesigns lids to protect hedgehogs
- Call for fertility ban for obese
- Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
- Someone Posts Bogus 'No Parking' Sign
- Woman Orders Bears Out of Her Kitchen
- Bats Invade Arkansas Elementary School
- Strippers Help Las Vegas Area Schools
- Law Firm Honored for Nap Perk, Flex Time
- The Scream is Recovered
- Bartender Gets $10,000 Tip on $26 Tab
- Campus Cops Enforce Traffic on Segway