- Man sentenced for breaking into jail to deal drugs
- Alabama golfers get back-to-back aces the hard way
- Ohio man arrested for mowing unkempt grass at park
- Pilot lesson No. 1: Check gas before taking off
- Japan university gives away iPhones to nab truants
- Wis. school catches fire, turns up 1897 US flag
- Manga Collector Faces Possible Jail Time
- Brazen parrot steals passport, heads into bush
- Principal files complaint over missed high-five
- Ex-Ohio Girl Scouts boss to repay $20K cookie cash
- Man convicted after boasting of crime on MySpace
- Taste for gummies gets man in sticky situation
- Ore. man calls 911 over orange juice at McDonald's
- Man wearing only a thong charged in burglary
- Clerk surprises burly robber armed with big stick
- Australian belatedly wins $10 million lottery
- Welcome to Basalt, Colo.? Maybe not, sign warns
- Clerk gives robber $40 from own pocket for insulin
- Pa. police say man run over by his own truck
- Police: Conn. woman bitten after 'bite me' remark
- Pink dolphin a standout in La. shipping channel
- LA County says OK to couple's goats, llama, emu
- Ex-schools trustee gets probation in ketchup theft
- Police say Pa. woman fired shot near son's feet
- Feds plug leak: Alleged elevator urinator charged
- Accused tire slasher blames mom, radiation, braces
- Man accused of demanding $30 to return lost phone
- Man, 81, charged for clearing pothole for repair
- What to do with doggy doo _ how 'bout a Powerloo?
- Neb. cigarette bandit wore beer carton as disguise
- Craps player sets record at NJ casino
- Nudity complaint near Maine topless doughnut shop
- Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan
- Buzz off! Bee swarm traps workers in NY game store
- Maine high school snake gets new home after escape
- NY police say drag racing dads took kids along
- Man saves dog by sucking snake venom from his nose
- Man gets over 10 years for city hall 'music' crash
- Dead chickens, rotting fish left in man's room
- New poll ranks NY drivers worst, ID best, in USA
- Neb. thwarts pranksters' license plate hijacking
- Letourneau hosts `Hot for Teacher' night at bar
- Neb. boy, 6, takes wheel after dad passes out
- HRM Gets The Legend of Zelda Edition Wii
- New Zealand tyke buys earthmover in online auction
- Mary Kay Letourneau hosts 'Hot for Teacher' night
- Accused robber's tape disguise doesn't fool police
- Worms crawl in, don't crawl out at Calif. morgue
- Pa. middle school expels teen with eyebrow shaver
- Nebraska boy, 6, takes wheel after dad passes out
- Man in ape costume tries to steal banana displays
- Twitter's latest star is a microblogging cat
- Couple withdraws money, flees after bank error
- Women sought in daring TV theft from Mo. Wal-Mart
- Police say man used horse tranquilizers to sleep
- Businessman accused of demanding dentures with gun
- 43 snails on his face? Boy hopes he set a record
- Man denied bathroom use accused of trashing store
- Man trying to burn anthill scorches acre in Mich.
- Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope
- Boy, 4, walks home from Pittsburgh school midday
- 'Extremely Bored' runaway juror faces jail time
- Ohio family feud leads to dueling candy stores
- Iowa man charged after allegedly eating bag of pot
- Police: Sweet-talker uses fake coin for ice cream
- Glass water bowl and sun start fire at Wash. home
- NJ man charged in police station restroom rampage
- Plumber uses snake with camera to find cat in wall
- Tenn. woman fights off intruders with chili, broom
- Cops: Driver was under influence of bowl of cereal
- Cops: Woman, 78, beats husband over alleged affair
- Man calls 911 over 28-year-old son's messy bedroom
- Staid in China: Yet-to-open sex park demolished
- DC firefighters pluck baby ducks from storm drain
- Bodybuilders flee drug testers; event canceled
- Statue of former president loses head in Ohio
- Chicago police dog who's scared of thunder returns
- Utah school forces student to change out of kilt
- Mass. hospital deciding fate of Virgin Mary window
- Portland's new chief loosens cop cap rule
- NC teen accused of using banana in robbery attempt
- Wayman Tisdale dies, 44
- Despite embargo, Cuba imports daiquiris from US
- 2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
- Blago inspires `Bleep'n Golden' hair care products
- Sexy mascot can stay at eatery if curves covered
- Ill. dad who landed plane on golf course sentenced
- Mad about MAD, LA man builds a dream out of CDs
- Police: 'Nicotine Ninja' prefers brand-name cigs
- Mich. teen pleads guilty to burning man's groin
- Surgeon allegedly operates on wrong part of mouth
- Hamburgers, hot dogs, brats and guns at picnic
- Another bizarre 'monster' found on N.Y. beach?
- Dog does what rain or snow can't: Mail halted
- Michigan teacher spends 65 hours in tree
- Hungry suspect caught in Taco Bell parking lot
- Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
- Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
- Rich Norwegian fined $109,000 for drunk driving
- Snake blacks out Missouri Capitol, pays price
- Amish teen ticketed for having beer in buggy
- Girl allegedly uses gun to force sister to play
- Cops: Woman tries to 'shave' $1,000 from Wal-Mart
- Cops: Alleged liquor thief fills out raffle ticket
- Police: Drunk Neb. man went home to wrong house
- Dog back home in Fla. after being found in Ohio
- Man, 81, cited for nudging pedestrian with vehicle
- Naked woman goes to Fla. home, asks for cigarettes
- Firefighter pulls man from NYC canal
- Basketballs launching on space shuttle mission
- Duck gets early Mother's Day gift in NH
- Ohio teen expects to be suspended for trip to prom
- Orangutan makes a run for it at Australian zoo
- Pa. high school orders shot glasses as prom favors
- Oops, wrong address: Stolen phones sent to FBI
- Ohio Christian school tells student to skip prom or face suspension
- Men beaten with golf club after urinating on car
- Cops: Man steals check from boss, tries to cash it
- Man allegedly uses 'cahier's check' at FBI office
- Police: Bank robber nabs $3K, leaves wallet behind
- Einstein's digits: Albert's phone number on Web
- NH boy finds $8,160 stuffed in charred backpack
- Panel: 'Dear Pineapple' OK in Dominican Republic
- Michael Savage banned from the UK
- NC woman returns Roman artifact 25 years later
- Police say accused Ohio shoplifter applied for job
- NJ man says burglar used razor, took Life Savers
- Mayor's lip hair in shave-or save battle
- Woman sues La. Wal-Mart over 'Norman the nutria'
- Snake head in food rattles diner at NY restaurant
- Cow bolts NY slaughterhouse, milks hour of freedom
- Math buffs awed by Odd Day
- 53 pounds of packed cocaine found on Texas beach
- Dad accused of using dog shock collar on his kids
- Texas dog home after 8 years, answering new name
- Cow may get new home after slaughterhouse escape
- Woman allegedly plows truck past golf course gates
- Delaware family sets trap to nab teen joyriders
- Broken glass betrays Mass. break-in suspect
- Now that's a haul: Greek robbers steal man's home
- Attic, sweet attic: Man lives in Pa. family's loft
- Calif. men accused of smuggling songbirds
- Brawling Pittsburgh-area newlyweds take plea deals
- Police nab naked man seen walking on bike path
- Obama, Biden sneak out of White House for burger run
- Dom DeLuise dies, 75
- Washington city may lay off drug-sniffing dog
- Accused car thief arrested at Conn. church
- Man allegedly steals 'prisoner' T-shirt from jail
- Man sues for $1 over right to wear skirt in public
- Savage banned from U.K.
- Elderly man mistakes card for noisy neighbors
- Austrian gets world record for 707,335 coffins
- Chinese county stops urging officials to smoke
- Police: Proof is in the pudding in Pa. burglaries
- Mass. police get burned as 4,000 teens flood beach
- Al Qaeda exporting jihad with a hip-hop vibe
- Police use innertube to rescue suspect from lake
- House can be yours for $1 _ but there's a catch
- Hungry NY men accused of stealing, eating calf
- Brawl breaks out during karaoke at Ore. restaurant
- Family marks mom's 85th birthday with daffodils
- Astronauts pay respects to 'space chimps'
- 2 win Alaska betting game, guess river ice breakup
- British explorers discover the light at the end of the tunnel... in the world's large
- Invisibility cloak edges closer
- Outhouses cushion small plane crash in Wash state
- Police: driver caused $26K damages, arrested
- Cowboy ticketed for 'riding under the influence'
- Boy, 10, nails hole-in-one at N.H. golf course
- Jury duty? Take this summons and ...
- Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle
- Repairman accused of peeping at woman in shower
- Cops: Driver hits fences, garages, pole and house
- Suspected pot dealers nabbed after tailgating cops
- Woman claims she crashed to prevent drunk driving
- U of Oregon to Frisbee team: No pants, no season
- Alaska man shoved officer to join brother in jail
- WHO stops calling it "swine flu"
- Thief steals 2 wheels from California AG's car
- Fla. lawyer disbarred for sex with client
- Survey: Churchgoers more likely to back torture
- Barbecue joint needs permit for busty mannequin
- Diners report seeing Virgin Mary in food griddle
- Alabama man sleeps with gun and shoots himself
- Bird loses meal to power line, causing outage
- Police: Burglar took jellybeans, but nothing else
- Man asks to join brother in jail and gets his wish
- Boogie birdie: Animals shown to 'dance' to music
- Girl beats back muggers with marching band baton
- Neb. judge: Inmate can't rename himself 'Sinner'
- Elderly man arrested in Italy for coke in oranges
- Sisters, age 65 and 70, accused of dealing heroin
- Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
- Judge says no to 'Sinner Lawrence Bilskirnir'
- Woman allegedly hits pregnant woman with scooter
- Alligator surprises Fla. woman planning test drive
- Fla. man, 70, protests brown sand on white beach
- Pa. woman, 85, loses scooter in 'repairman' scam
- Radio Shack employee punches customer
- Woman allegedly bites boyfriend's lip after fight
- Police arrest woman with barrel of bear candies
- Man arrested for allegedly firing at water tower
- Deputy quits after wife, mom-in-law take squad car
- Man accused of leading long chase in garbage truck
- Blown-away Chihuahua reunited with owners
- Much ado about a 'do: Competition sees hair as art
- Art deco restroom flush in the middle of Nashville
- Blown-away Chihuahua reunited with owners
- The world's most influential person is Moot
- Foul-smelling man accused of money laundering
- Alderman objects to crime-themed hot dog stand
- Church giving 'great sex' sermons might get booted
- 6-year-old asks Norwegian King's permission to be named Sonic X
- Bea Arthur dies, 86
- Health Emergency Declared Over "Swine Flu"
- Swiss heartland voters ban nude hiking
- Mom-to-be hit by car while fleeing bear is OK
- WHITE HOUSE NOTEBOOK: Audacity of a nesting robin
- Wis. teen allegedly steals from cars to pay lawyer
- A red carpet report from Oregon: It's been swiped
- GM to pull the plug on Pontiac
- Wandering Fla. 'gator winds up on Tampa doorstep
- Man, 84, fights off carjackers with groin kick
- Home Depot garden center becomes young owl's home
- Men find abandoned safe thought to be century old
- Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls
- One-eyed, 3-legged alligator found on Fla. beach
- Who's there: Owl lives in Ark. Home Depot
- Crew finally remove smelly bull carcass near river
- Shark dumped on Australian newspaper's doorstep
- Hawks' mascot gets some playoff flying time
- Minn. surgeon needs two tries to remove appendix
- Ark. man digging in garden unearths cannonball
- Postal worker accused of stealing 'breakup book'
- NYC prosecutors: Dad robs, mom drives, kids ride
- Huge Solar Storm Could Shut Down US
- Record attempt reaps 217K texts, $26K phone bill
- Newly Discovered Planet May Have Water
- Woman attacked by 200-pound wild hog in her yard
- Tobacco spit leads to charges in Wis. safe theft
- Sword-waving ninja accused of attempted robbery
- Cops: Woman faked miscarriage with 'animal tissue'
- Judge orders defendant's mouth taped shut
- Cuban poses as lawyer handling immigrant cases
- Cops: Exotic dancer blitzed by rival with stiletto
- Homeowner: Donor shouldn't have paid water bill
- Porterhouse wins Drake's bulldog beauty contest
- Fla. lotto winner seeks to open a nude dude ranch
- 'Weird wind event' traps men under a golf cart