- Mass. zoo's cats benefit from Boston power loss
- Cops: Pa. clerk noticed stolen card was her mom's
- Utah boy, 8, takes 5-year-old sister on joyride
- Colo. man ticketed after cat refuses to go for jog
- Mass. urology practice offers pizza with vasectomy
- German celeb bunny meets untimely demise
- Kashmir scientists clone rare cashmere goat
- Co-worker to pay 5 NJ men millions in lottery suit
- Mom gives birth on sidewalk outside Minn. hospital
- Arkansas teen texts prank to police detective
- Thief grabs UT deli's fancy meat, skips cheap cuts
- Lucky girl: 2-year-old picks NYC mom's $1M ticket
- Gettysburg gift store pulls Booth bobblehead dolls
- Iowa Republican mistakenly pitches Democrats
- Kan. House squashes bid to make Toto breed top dog
- Boston police clamp down on slam dancing
- Toilet paper running low in NJ's capital city
- World's tallest man may have stopped growing
- Deaths barred in Italian village
- March 14 is Pi Day at Maryland Science Center
- Buford, Wyo. _ population 1 _ heads to auction
- Woman gives birth to son weighing nearly 14 pounds
- Flash of light across Phoenix skies a mystery
- Pa. zoo gives aging gorilla a bunny companion
- Top Irish food producer jailed for garlic tax scam
- Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife
- Banda black market suspected as Calif tubas vanish
- German paper banishes front-page topless models
- Sheriff: Judge's stolen nameplate seen on Facebook
- 607 can crow about setting animal-nose record
- Police say driver gets 3 speeding tickets in hour
- Boaters warned of whales in San Francisco Bay
- Cops: Pa. man used transmitter to track wife's sex
- Strong solar storm set to hit Earth
- Piglet found running around Hawaii hotel lobby
- Officer probed for moving mattresses on patrol car
- Cheese lovers get their gouda on at world finals
- 2 cross-country walkers meet on opposite paths
- Twin sisters, 73, found dead together in home
- SC county GOP wants hopefuls to sign purity pledge
- Ala. House resolution jokes money to grow on trees
- McWashington? Presidential McNugget sells for $8K
- Detroit-area woman stalked by aggressive turkey
- Police: Pa. man tries high-fiving cop who gave DUI
- Calif. judge says backyard ship must shove off
- Saint's ancient heart stolen from Dublin cathedral
- Naked maid service in South Africa.
- Colo. gov. accidentally calls lt. gov. 'sex star'
- Belfast cops nab burglar caught in door letterbox
- Cyprus: 98-year-old woman faces gambling charge
- Couple to return to NY Waldorf at '52 rate: $16.80
- Cyprus: 98-year-old faces gambling charge
- Mustache bill puts congressman in hairy situation
- North Korea Making Nuclear Consessions for Food
- Parachutists leap off tall buildings for Leap Day
- NJ mother, child, both born on leap day
- Mass. school quickly fixes racist typo on menu
- Scientists reconstruct long-extinct giant penguin
- Prank offer of free baby lands teen in trouble
- Thieves swipe Miss Wash. crown, sash, car
- Police: Ga. man returns to bank after robbery try
- Judge's dismissal of harassment charge goes viral
- Hank the cat in Virginia sets sights on US Senate
- Faint barking leads to dog stuck in Pa. cistern
- Chicken slaughter art project ruffles feathers
- La. chimpanzees get pregnant despite vasectomies
- SC's Riverbanks Zoo offers its poop for planting
- SC's Riverbanks Zoo offers its poop for planting
- Marine credits karma for $2.9 million jackpot
- Photo leads Wash. police to bank rob arrest
- NC man loses $49k collection of poison snakes
- Hot tub installation on campus roof a mystery
- Wait a minute, I thought YOU had the loot!
- Cop suspended, charged after raiding refrigerator
- Unpaid bill from years ago leads to hospice gift
- Ky. precinct decides alcohol sales with coin flip
- Man charged after cooking own meal at Denny's
- Ohio church offers drive-thru for Ash Wednesday
- 32,000 year old seed brought back to life
- White House typo has Biden headed to 'Road Island'
- Pa. man busted on drug warrant after casino win
- NY boy sleeps through theft of dad's running car
- Gun found inside piano donated to nursing home
- 'Ben Hurt': Portland bike warriors smash and crash
- Spain sending military planes to retrieve treasure
- Polish folk art society defends its 'Oskar' award
- NM woman heads to trial for stealing $2 pumpkin
- Emu escapes from Vt. farm, on the lam for 5 weeks
- Paraguay: Stray dog's barking foils prison break
- US man tries to evict 98-year-old mom on birthday
- Italy confiscates $6 trillion in fake US bonds
- Fla. meth case involves 3 generations of 1 family
- Steer attacks instructor at Ohio vocational school
- NYC says no more restaurant meals for winning dog
- Danish cops recruit robbers to stem burglaries
- NYC apartment sells for $88 million
- Missing Mickey Mouse spurs school lockdown in Ohio
- Questionable Arrest in Seattle
- School-zone sign with 6 separate times irks driver
- Pa. smokehouse fire 'best-smelling in long time'
- Bulldog adopts 6 wild boar piglets in Germany
- UK lord walks from Greece to promote Olympic peace
- Valentine's gift blamed for Calif. power outage
- Swiss craft janitor satellites to grab space junk
- His Airness' hand gives cops clue about fake shoes
- Fugitive runs out of gas, calls sheriff for help
- Florida only state in US with an official chef
- Sotheby's finds hidden signature on Basquiat work
- Colo. man jailed for failure to have dog license
- New Vegas museum highlights mob bosses, tommy guns
- Police: Mumbling Pa. suspect had mouthful of crack
- Dad plays porn instead of 'Smurfs' at kid's party
- On Valentine's day, a museum for broken hearts
- Retirement ends Ohio family's long-running service
- Ky school officials say bedbugs at school a hoax
- VW beetle police car pulls over pickup driver
- Dozens of pets rescued from Ohio fire find home
- Chicago clerk buying bond for sticker designer
- NYC sewage plant to offer Valentine's Day tours
- Miss. lawmaker: 'Gulf of America' bill was a joke
- Pakistani man fights police over 40-foot shark
- Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later
- Student tries to throw glitter at Romney in Denver
- Ex-CA mayor admits stealing mixer to make pizza
- Wright brothers' Ohio bike shop may be demolished
- Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby
- Judge: Buy wife flowers, then take her to dinner
- Piece of Martha Washington's dress on sale in Pa.
- Probation, not A for effort, for Pa. grade hacker
- Soldiers sweep ice for Dutch skating race
- Alaska man accused of trying to extort gov't
- CA Circuit Court Overturns Prop 8
- Butterfingers stunt tweaks Patriots' dropped pass
- Montana man fined $1K for instigating police chase
- Chopper makes emergency landing at CA playground
- Chicago college offers class on Occupy movement
- Kobayashi downs record 337 wings at Pa. Wing Bowl
- Pet elk denied re-entry to Pennsylvania from W.Va.
- Sheep herding Swedish bunny becomes online hit
- Wrong-number call helps Ohio woman in emergency
- Man admits to jumping on backs of student athletes
- Mont. man starts police chase as part of wishlist
- Officers cleared for using pepper spray on dancers
- Inmate adds pig image to Vt. police cruiser decals
- Trump's NJ cemetery likely wouldn't be costliest
- Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out
- After traffic stop, Ohio woman gives birth in car
- Toothless Pa. bank robber suspect needed dentures
- NJ city turns down 'Jersey Shore' spinoff
- Albatross found in LA freed to fly home to Hawaii
- Aussie bosses thank employees with $16M after sale
- Heat shake off slow start, beat Hornets 109-95
- Forest Service says it won't evict Jesus statue
- Researchers find cancer in ancient Egyptian mummy
- Students find man stuck for days in Rio Grande mud
- NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds
- Twitter to selectively 'censor' tweets by country
- NJ camel predicts Giants will win the Super Bowl
- Artist plans to bury 727 jetliner in Calif. desert
- Museum: Rare coin may be Roman brothel token
- Potty-room pilfering: Auto flushers stolen in Ohio
- Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft
- AZ inmate arrested for refusing to leave lockup
- Ohio orangutan 1st in US with birth control device
- Poachers threaten rare wild-growing Venus flytrap
- French Ban Vegetarian Meals in Schools
- Hearse used after JFK slain in Dallas: $160,000
- NYC officials dodge blame over 'SHCOOL X-NG' sign
- No to love: Uzbekistan nixes Valentine's Day shows
- Cops: Mass. woman stole soda just for can deposit
- Tenn. police officer fired for smoking in precinct
- Alaska woman, 85, uses shovel to fend off moose
- SC to GPS-tracking cops: "Seriously, just get a stinking warrant first."
- Rand Paul detained by TSA
- Minn. bear delivers at least 2 cubs on Internet
- Mexico police: robber rode skateboard to banks
- Utah school passes on 'cougars' as mascot
- Ill. man didn't know he'd shot nail into his brain
- Urinating cat, not fire, caused smoke in Pa. home
- TV covering high-profile Ohio trial with puppets
- Report: Myanmar stops snake smuggling attempt
- Scientists are one step closer to a stable nuclear fusion reactor
- Phoenix transient accused of skinning, eating cat
- Megaupload shut down, company workers indicted
- That's no rat! Opossum takes ride on NYC subway
- Police: Pa. robbery suspect used infection threat
- NJ mom gives birth to child on train to NYC
- Beyonce gets fly with golden booty named after her
- Woman demolishes UK factory where dad killed
- Out of room, Mass. man gives up 94 hamsters
- Ore. farmer's rabbits stolen, put up for adoption
- Demise of local Dr Pepper brand worries Texas town
- 420 pounds of cow brains seized at Cairo airport
- Air Jordan shoe collection heisted from NC home
- Wis. man arrested for playing too much cowbell
- Utah man gets lost class ring back 45 years later
- Facebook campaign wants all presidents named Havel
- Japan police nab inmate after underwear jailbreak
- Dutch use F-16s to pursue criminal suspect
- Russian buys crates, gets Kalashnikov content free
- Police ticket boy after toy motorcycle hits SUV
- Guest at Ohio dog pound was a real pig
- Curious pig blamed for starting NY barn blaze
- Ind. theft suspect threatens to eat police, dogs
- HK stockbrokers protest plan to trim lunch break
- Ringtone halts NY Philharmonic performance
- Alleged carjacker arrested when he stops for gas
- Pope gets rare, scaled visitor at general audience
- Thai official's behavior at airport causes uproar
- Handcuffed man steals police car, radios about key
- Police arrest convicted felon with gun in her bra
- Scottish first minister calls for independence referendum in 2014
- Report: NYC school employee faked daughter's death
- Bear spray empties Baptist church in Anchorage
- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wis.
- Crocodile invites self into Australian home
- 1793 penny fetches $1M at Fla. auction
- Horse left at Ohio Amish-area Walmart needs home
- Aussie police: 'Stolen car' proves to be a runaway
- Pastor opens tattoo parlor inside Michigan church
- Diver finds class ring, tracks down owner's family
- Pa. grandma says she was duped by stranger's seeds
- Police: woman disguised to steal from neighbors
- Car ends on top of another in Mass. parking garage
- Couple finds $4,500 wedding ring in dog's stomach
- NY judge: No lives left for cat litter commercial
- Family taking $350K in Vegas missing organs claim
- Polish art student hangs own painting in museum
- Florida was weird as only it can be in 2011
- Firefighters pull back in fear of venomous snakes
- Jan. 4 birthday runs in the family in Ohio
- Run ends for Ohio man's Secret Santa bearing pies
- Idaho spud truck rolls on side, mashing potatoes
- Wis. Polar Bear Club head makes 60th icy plunge
- Caviar cache found in Russian morgue
- PETA seeks memorials to cows killed on Ill. roads
- 2 face indecency charges after nude McDonald's run
- Vehicle smashes into Tenn. house _ again
- Police: Boston robbery suspect gave bills to kids
- Pluto's Surface May Contain Organic Material
- Nepal town hosts elephant race, soccer match
- Cranky croc steals Aussie zoo worker's lawn mower
- Christmas message lands Boston worker in hot water
- Lamb born on Christmas Eve at Ohio nativity scene
- Minn. goat chooses freedom over Nativity role
- Colo. man returns $10,000 found at Vegas airport
- Colombian city gets giant, outdoor escalator
- Chile daily must pay readers for exploding churros
- Texas men trade same Christmas card for decades
- Rocky Road: Ice cream spill freezes Ind. traffic