- Girl Wins Spelling Bee After 41 Rounds
- Judge Censured for Mocking Victim
- Feuding Owners in Court Over Lewd Web Site
- Maine Man Builds a House Out of Concrete
- Calif. Coach Sued for Belittling Players
- Late Grateful Dead Leader's Toilet Stolen
- April Fool's Day a Serious Joke in Europe
- Judge: Move Sexy Billboards Away From Road
- Accused Flasher, Cop Impersonator Arrested
- Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration
- Ind. Teen Hopes to Turn Time Into Money
- choking cat!
- Dodgeball Game Leads to Assault Charges
- Sibling Calves Born 21 Days Apart
- Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration
- Salad Day Arrives for W.Va. Dieters
- Kennel Owner Won't Sell Puppy to Lesbian
- Philly Plumbers Upset by Waterless Urinals
- Family Members Charged in Explosives Bust
- Police Chase Ends at the Drive-Thru
- Man Crashes Car After Snake Attacks Him
- Woman saves dog by giving it kiss of life
- Winner Named for 'Home Office From Hell'
- Man Returns Purse With $1M in Jewelry
- 'Severed Hand' Carried by Dog Was a Paw
- Student Spends Spring Break at Wal-Mart
- Law Professor Bans Laptops in Class
- Stolen Bird's Squawks Lead to Return
- Special Ambulance Handling Obese in Vegas
- Cop Wrestles Pot Bags Out of Dog's Mouth
- Cat Stuck in Wall Waves Paw for Help
- Watch Out: Park Infested With Bird Poop
- Special Ambulance Handling Obese in Vegas
- Watch Out Below: Park White With Bird Poop
- Judge Orders Trial for Accused Woman
- Three Kids in Family Have Same Birthday
- Man Accidentally Divorces Wife in Sleep
- Buffet Sets World Record With 510 Dishes
- Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
- Kindergarten Student Brings Gun to School
- Man Returns Purse With $1M in Jewelry
- 'Severed Hand' Carried by Dog Was a Paw
- Student Spends Spring Break at Wal-Mart
- Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town
- Woman Gets Ring Back After Flushing It
- Pug Lovers Unite Over Internet to Save Dog
- Boy, 3, Gets Trapped Inside Toy Machine
- Conn. Driving Instructor Is 93
- Three Kids in Family Have Same Birthday
- Man Accidentally Divorces Wife in Sleep
- Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
- Hiker Returns Purse With $1M in Jewels
- Buffet Sets World Record With 510 Dishes
- Crazy Cat in Conn. Ambushes the Avon Lady
- Boy, 3, Gets Trapped Inside Toy Machine
- Man Accidentally Divorces Wife in Sleep
- Crazy Cat With Six Toes Terrorizes Conn.
- Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
- Dakota Sioux Language Saved by Scrabble
- Wyo. Mayor Launches Pothole Patrol Contest
- Malaysia Opens Drive-In Massage Parlor
- Wis. Couple Lose 125 Pounds and Win $1,200
- Bhristian B&Bs Demand Right To Be Bigotted
- Thief Stuck in Bank's Chimney Rescued
- Marines Try to Recruit 78-Year-Old Woman
- Film Shoot Mistaken for Hostage Situation
- Swiss Named the Big Cheese in Wisconsin
- Elderly Couple Hurt in Raid on Wrong House
- Alligator Knocks on Fla. Woman's Door
- Soccer Ball Theft Puzzles Wash. Police
- Romanian Council Faulted for Strippers
- Man Catches Train, Forgets Baby in Car
- St. Paul City Office Boots Easter Bunny
- Someone Plants Wheat in Cyrpus Cemetery
- Dutch Family Taxed for Barking Doorbell
- Wily Coyote Captured in Central Park
- Teacher Gets Probation for Mock Noose
- Hair Salon Burglary Leads to Pot Bust
- Longhorn Wanders Into Houston Fire Station
- L.A. Bus Worker Retiring on 100th Birthday
- California Man Claims Record Bass Catch
- Fishnet Hosiery Does in Robbery Suspect
- Bogus Healer Convicted in Mermaids Case
- Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
- Fla. Prison Softball Ringer to Repay Wages
- SAT mistake lowered scores for 4,000 students
- Me-Ouch: Cat Survives 80-Foot Fall
- Wad of Cash Found in New Orleans Home
- Teacher Allegedly Gives Student Some Pot
- Annapolis Welcomes Spring by Burning Socks
- Woman Pleads No Contest to Finger Biting
- 1,500 Venezuelans Pose Nude in Public
- Moose Lands in Front Seat of Car
- Two Women Die After Using Abortion Pill
- Mad Cow in Ala. Underlines Tracking Need
- Bangladesh to Resume Polio Vaccine Push
- Smallpox Drill Held at White House Complex
- Ugandans Report Mixed Message on AIDS Plan
- Town Auctioned on eBay Up for Sale Again
- Food Industry a Target in Obesity Fight
- Soldier Fined for Shoplifting at Disney
- Venezuelans Pose Nude in Public
- Pregnant Teen Waitress Gets $1,000 Tip
- Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks, OT
- Town: Pot Paintings on House Not Illegal
- Two Men Arrested After Mistaken 911 Call
- Kangaroo Leads Austrian Cops on Snow Chase
- Turkey Smashes Window of Couple Viewing TV
- Three Enter Hospital Elevator, Four Leave
- University Official Allegedly Bites Man
- Police: Car Prowler Brings Son to Work
- Man Sues Himself for Vehicle Damage
- French 'Spider-Man' Climbs 31-Story Tower
- Man Says Obscene Gesture Is Free Speech
- Police: Man Pulls Gun After Oatmeal Prank
- Vandal Leaves $200 to Fix Car Windshield
- Woman Gets Off Probation After 46 Years
- Teacher Fired After Allegedly Biting Pupil
- Burned Man Says He Was Better Off Naked
- Fake $1B Bank Notes Found in Apartment
- Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango
- Woman Finds Crocodile in Swimming Pool
- Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet
- Newlywed Gets Cuddling Ticket Tossed
- Woman Sells Ad Rights to Pregnancy on eBay
- Texas Town Welcomes Rattlesnakes, Handlers
- Woman Nabbed for Shoplifting for 81st Time
- Mayor Wants Nude Cycle Race Called Off
- Lawmaker Deflates Tire on Car in His Space
- Blind Reporter Marries at Yankee Stadium
- Isle o' Wight Ferry CRASHES INTO SOUTHAMPTON
- Stop for Directions Foils Alleged Thief
- Cat Comforts Grieving Orangutan at Zoo
- Man Accused of Putting Mouse in Burrito
- Mass. Bottle Message Ends Up in Africa
- Man Alleges Stripper, Friend Beat Him
- Police Rescue Moose Tangled in Swingset
- Chicago Requires Driver's Ed for the Blind
- Shigeru to be Knighted
- Water on one of Saturn's Moons?
- Stop for Directions Foils Alleged Thief
- Dog Survives After Fall Into Icy Channel
- Cat Comforts Grieving Orangutan at Zoo
- Man Arrested for Alleged Acts With Lamb
- Driver Must Pay for Putting on Makeup
- Surgeon Arrested After Alleged Drunken Fit
- Woman is banned from wearing hat, named as 'Security risk'
- Man Who Weighed 1,000 Pounds Down to 400
- Nuns to Face Librarians in Spelling Bee
- $10,000 Bill Sent to N.Y. for Safe Keeping
- Pair Suing Hotel Over Bedbugs Bites Return
- Man Accused of Making 2,623 Obscene Calls
- Mayor Probed in 'Speed Trap' Check Case
- Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight
- No Takers for Malaysian Bigfoot Permits
- Masked Man Tells Bank: 'Just Kidding'
- Man Robs Cyprus Bank, Armed Only With Bag
- Study Warns Women About Spring Break
- Law bans abortion in South Dakota
- No Charges Filed Over Mummified Woman
- Growing Aussies Need Sturdier Toilets
- British Bars Selling Sex Toys in Machines
- 75-Year-Old Pa. Woman Charged With Robbery
- Sudan Man Forced to 'Marry' Goat
- Feisty Rooster Rules Punta Gorda City Hall
- Bobcat Survives Arrow Shot Through Head
- Lesbian Becomes College Homecoming King
- Runaway Bride Bobblehead Dolls Go Quickly
- Conn. City Hopes Music Will Clean Up Park
- Conn. Lawmaker Hooked on Bathroom Proposal
- Lost Ring Found in Fla. Home 23 Yrs. Later
- Ohio Man to Social Security: I'm Not Dead
- H&R Block Goofs On Its Taxes
- Professor Allegedly Shows Explicit Video
- Couple Cited in Bizarre Fake Penis Case
- Woman Enters Exhibit, Elephant Smacks Her
- Dog Is Included in Sale of House
- S.C. Mayor Gets $375 Ticket for Speeding
- Band Sticker on Bike Causes Bomb Scare
- Lawyer to Sue Over 'Heavy Hitter' Name
- Nipple Pincher Gets Juvenile Detention
- Norwegian Town Offers Moose Adoptions
- 2-Year-Old Horse Sold for Record $16M
- Teens Allegedly Steal, Crash Land Plane
- Man Accused of Rigging Apartment to Blow
- Ohio Couple Tie the Knot at McDonald's
- Brat Contest Could Be on the Cutting Board
- Fla. Man Showing Off His OnStar Arrested
- Beijing Starts Campaign to End Spitting
- Boy, 12, Sticks Gum on $1.5M Painting
- Barry Bonds Impersonates Paula Abdul
- Strip Club Operator Runs for School Board
- DNA Tests Ordered for Urine Toolbox Prank
- Black Cat Credited With Saving Owner
- Probation Card Found at Burglary Scene
- Belgians Take Coke Bottles to Netherlands
- Wandering Mountain Lion Found in L.A.
- Distillery to Revive 184-Proof Whisky
- Museum of Medical Oddities Likely Moving
- Poll Aims to Find Best-Kept Bathrooms
- Conn. Man Sells Holy Hardware on eBay
- 150 Vie for Wild Turkey Calling Title
- Ill. Governor Confused by 'Daily Show' Bit
- Polygamist Judge Ordered Off Utah Bench
- Anti-Meth Pamphlet Lists Singles Chat Line
- Students Suspended for Snowball Fight
- Psycho Path Voted Wackiest Street Name
- Customers Cook Up Trouble With Fake Penis
- Student Cited After Honking at Police
- Marijuana Package Mailed Without Address
- Bessy the Python Is Found in Ceiling
- Police Say Burglar Sniffed Out His Victims
- Sydney Police Go on Urban Crocodile Hunt
- Willy the Hog Pairs With Antelope at Zoo
- School Pig Castration Sparks Protests
- Urine Samples Taken From Probation Office
- Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep
- Zoo Puts Giraffe on Birth Control
- Fla. Bill Would Give Dogs a Place at Table
- Zoo Puts Giraffe on Birth Control
- Ill. Governor Confused by 'Daily Show' Bit
- Man Gets 3 Years in Newlywed Carjacking
- Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep
- School Pig Castration Sparks Protests
- Police Say Burglar Sniffed Out His Victims
- Locals Want Pancakes on Ohio Water Tower
- Family Gives Seven Kids Presidential Names
- Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
- Woman Again Gives Birth in the Bathroom
- Elderly Siblings Reunite After 63 Years
- Police Identify Man With 'Cecil' Tattoo
- Girl Weds Dog to Ward Off 'Evil Eye'
- Bessy the Python Is Found in Ceiling
- Be careful when judging your meat!
- Elderly Siblings Reunite After 63 Years
- Willy the Hog Pairs With Antelope at Zoo
- Woman in Spain Has 15 Pound Baby
- Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
- Psychics Join Search for Missing Show Dog
- Osama: "I won't be taken alive"
- Former Stripper Not Typical Evangelical
- Co. Unsure How Bird's Head Got in Beans
- Red Light District Opens Its Doors
- Calif. Woman, 62, Gives Birth to Baby Boy
- One more reason Google rules
- TNT Shell Sits on Lawn for Two Decades
- Man Allegedly Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose
- Police Hunt Blowtorch-Wielding Robber
- Light Bulb Believed Made by Edison Stolen
- Marijuana quite the commodity in Washington