- "Texas bans gay marriage; no one surprised"
- Prisoner Escapees and such
- Miers Withdraws Nominations, Libby Indicted
- Cheney's Chief of Staff Indicted, Resigns
- Insurgency Splitting?
- BBC cuts World Service to Uzbekistan following government harrassment
- Private School Principal Bans Students From Internet Blogging Sites
- Iraqis Vote on Constitution
- Wayne Manor is flame-resistent.
- Videogame hall of fame..voting starts!
- Highschool football players struck by lightning, one dead.
- @*%# you, San Francisco,
- Bush Chooses White House Counsel Harriet Miers for Superme Court---UPDATE: SHE GONE!
- Forest Fires scorch California
- No, Just no......
- Hurricane Rita proving that lightning does, in fact, strike twice
- This still won't stop my dad from calling while I drive.
- He's got a point, but he's still a jerk.
- Supreme Court Justice William Rhenquist Dies
- Got Milk?
- Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans, and all that Jazz
- Mo Mowlam loses fight for life
- Swim to work.
- Global Warming Hits 'Tipping Point'
- ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings Dies at 67
- Robin Cook Dies At 59
- Al-Qaeda Warns Of More Attacks In New Videos
- 10th Planet.... found.
- IRA Officially Ends Armed Campaign
- London Underground Attacked Again
- Bush Nominates DC US Court of Appeals Judge John G. Roberts Jr to Supreme Court
- Insert whatever the Iraqi equivalent of indictment is here.
- INFIDEL!!!
- Larry LaPrise
- A Legend Now Gone
- Breaking News: Explosions On London Underground
- Pack your bags, kids!
- Oh my.
- Canada Passes Same-Sex Marriage Bill
- GTA linked to Japanese Homicide
- It ain't over yet, follks.
- Zombie dogs
- Military begins mega teen database.
- Sunny day, chasing the Congress away....
- Popsicle melts, floods some city.
- You can let go of your sons now.... (Jackson Exonerated)
- No mo' Gitmo?
- Mother of Mauling Victim Afraid of Family Dog
- They better have given him a good tip.
- First deepthroat, now...
- Deep Throat Reveals Himself?
- France Votes No on EU Constitution
- Illinois Senate Okays Restrictions on Video Games
- Star Wars Opens Big(gest)
- I See Baghdad, I see Kuwait, I see Saddam's underpants!
- Dave Chapelle Goes Crazy ??
- Grenade Thrown at Bush?
- Eisner Gets Sued
- Blair wins third term
- No more TVs in 2006?
- Man tries to smuggle Mexican bologna and cheese into the US.
- Japan Train Wreck
- Don’t steal laptops from Berkeley professors. Ever.
- Count Every (Bogus) Vote
- New Pope Elected
- Conclave Begins
- Smoking is bad for you
- Ugh, some people disgust me so much...
- Save Toby
- Britney Spears Says She's Pregnant
- Misconceptions Hurt Social Security Reform in Polls
- Teen's Take Turn at State's Helm
- Hope our tax money dosen't go to this...
- Just when you didn't think it could get more absurd...
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
- Mitch Hedberg
- Pope John Paul II Has Died
- Now that's what I call a ****ty escape.
- Pope John Paul II condition worsens
- Terri Shiavo Dies
- Famed defense lawyer Johnnie Cochran dies
- 8.7 Aftershock Rocks Indonesia
- Social Security Calculator
- Montana legislature considers bill to ban drinking and driving
- hmmm.....
- Shiavo's Feeding Tube Removed
- A sad sign of the times.....
- Much jubilation in 'Frisco today....
- Pentagon under anthrax attack.
- Israel Reportedly Planning Strike on Iranian Nuclear Reactor
- Another Judge Bites the Dust.
- Story of Saddam Capture Fabricated?
- Fight the power!
- Insult your boss online and lose your job.
- Extraditing for Bobby Fischer
- Italy Mourns Hostages' Hero
- Iran refuses to end uranium enrichment program
- Cue collective "Awww!"
- Judge on Saddam case killed
- Never. Ever. Period.
- Judge's Husband & Mother Killed
- Kids So Stupid They Can Be Corrupted By Candy, Says NJSPCA
- Supreme Court Ends Death Penalty for Youths
- Pope's still sick...
- Cosby not being charged.
- Like Looney Toons?
- Europe & America
- "Leave Our Country Now"
- Papers Reveal New Bagram Abuse
- SUV + cigarette = ...
- The cool kind of COLS.
- Of the many ways to die....
- Mod Wanted
- Another fun abuse of power story
- Explosion in Lebanon kills ex-Prime Minister
- A Funny Story About Beer
- What is it with men losing their manhood these days?
- This is kinda disturbing and awesome.
- Driver's Ed
- Death of a Playwright
- Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
- I yam what I yam, and that's what I yam...
- Three days since we heard the tale....
- I Think The Proper Title For Them Would Be Tightwads
- All my friends wear low riders....
- I want a pizza delivered by plane.
- Girls Sued For Making Cookies
- Sad thing is, he drives better than a lot of kids my age.
- 'American dominance is bound to wither as Asia's confidence grows'
- Haha, you fool! You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!
- Shocking News.
- Saturn has our system's first sighted polar "hot spot"
- Couple wanted for child abuse.
- State of The Union
- Now that I think about it.....
- Kerry on Meet the Press
- An unmade bed may be healthier.
- Es ist wie deja vu alle über wieder. (It's like deja vu all over again.)
- Pope VS Dove.
- Election Day in Iraq
- CBO Forecast Shows Runaway Spending—Not Tax Cuts—Causing Deficits
- Bush names committee to study tax code reform
- "Tsunami Song"
- Iraqi Terrorist Captured in Germany Sent by an Arabian living near Afghanistan
- But why is the boat gone!?
- Pokemon causes cancer. Really.
- Much like Davy in "The Picture Frame"...
- Turn me on, deadman.
- Expatriated Iraqis begin absentee voting.
- mayb u shd stp txt msgin
- World Fears New Bush Era
- Boxer and Kerry Vote Nay on Rice
- I don't like being insulted......
- Something cool I noticed
- "Hm, I think I found the Cause of the toothache..."
- A Continuous Downward Spiral Continues.
- ". . ."
- Bush job approval at 53%
- U.S. planning for possible attack on Iran
- Yourself or your unborn child?
- Only in the Bible Belt.
- Hi!
- "US 'erodes' global human rights"
- And people wonder why I only want my phone to make calls.
- Thank goodness she didn't name him Ronald.
- City of Ghosts: After Falluja
- Yep, God has a sense of humor.
- Fear Factor sued for rat-eating
- Tortoise adopts hippo?
- Don't Go Making Phony Calls.
- Kikkoman says "Election 2004 was 2 months ago, you fat ****"
- The Coolest Parents Ever
- Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl
- North Korea prepares for war.
- Adults Say the Darndest Things
- Dang it, I already used a "Mad World" joke.
- iKnew that iTunes would get iNto some kind of trouble.
- Those crazy Columbians
- Governor of Baghdad Assassinated
- strange headlines of 2004
- In Lighter, Fluffier, Wet News....
- *laughs*
- What's America's Problem?
- He's like a coat hanger, but sterilized.
- Lady gives birth to her own triplet grandchildren.
- Viktor Yushenko Expected to Win Ukrainian Election
- 9.0 Earthquake strikes SouthEast Asia; Tsunamis strike Asian coasts; 60,000+ dead
- Amber Alert issued for fetus; mother murdered, baby cut out - Baby found
- "Slippery Slope", Swan-Style.
- Isn't "Virgin Spice" an oxymoron?
- Breaking News: 11-year-olds with Lasers Now All Considered Terrorists
- Why do they send cargo by ship....
- There's always room for Jail-O.
- As long as he can't win for Documentary, I'm happy.
- Murderous rampage stopped
- Mel Gibson is such a holy man
- Former guitarist to Pantera, others killed in gunfire
- Dang it, they beat me to the Beatles reference.
- I STILL don't see what could go wrong....
- HIV cured?
- Election 2004 was a month ago
- Tom Brokaw retires off of NBC News (Transcript of what he said in link)
- Election Controversy in Ukraine
- Netherlands Hospital Euthanizes Babies
- The King and Queen Of Crunk; FAU Learns something new everyday
- Yes, I don't see what could possibly go wrong...
- Kinda makes you wonder...
- Harvard fans proclaim "We Suck"
- Science-1 Bush-0
- Ugly Goth Girl conspires with ugly 20 year-olds and kills her mother
- ARROWED!
- Hate groups spread message through music
- "Who the bloody hell are you?" Go Ozzy Osbourne
- Danilo Anderson
- Holy cheese sandwhich + great animal story
- Chile vs. Secret Service
- Assassins: The Musical: The Game
- Is it just me....
- Dodgeball: The Lifetime Original Movie
- I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take...
- seems you can do anything via internet these days....
- Margaret Hassen Murdered By Captors
- PWNED
- Calimari, anyone?
- Condoleezza Rice Nominated Secretary of State
- Colin Powell Resigns
- British Soldiers Sue Pentagon
- There's a defying gravity joke in here somewhere.
- Verdict Reached in Scott Peterson Case
- The Coolest Train Wreck Ever
- Yassir Arafat dies in Paris; Cairo to host funeral; Questions about burial site
- Yasser Arafat died
- John Ashcroft Resigns
- Black Watch Names Fourth Iraq Casulty
- This is a sick world. With sick people.
- Kerry conceded. Bush wins.
- Jeez.
- Alaska to legalize Marijuana?
- Um... some help.....
- I know "Toxic Coffee" is a redundancy...
- Dead Voters' Society
- OMG, HArrie PoTTer is teh DEViL!!!111oneonetwo
- Bush gets a friendly endorsement
- Iran Parliament OKs Nuke Enrichment Bill
- Election Night 2004
- Yassir Arafat Going to Paris for Medical Treatment
- Osama Bin Laden Releases New Videotape
- Man: Live wire in tub meant to save marriage
- Spam on Trial