- Dinner Time, Pooch. We'll have a hoot!
- I love my hometown, but they really need to lighten up.
- Rodney Dangerfield dead at age 82
- Can't think of a funny title for this one.
- Kerry's coming back
- VP Debate tonight
- Ya know that scene in Donnie Darko....
- Man Cuts off Penis, Dog Eats It
- Adding insult to injury.
- Debate Tonight
- Tornado Strikes Northern Delaware
- That's so sad... :(
- Mt. St. Helens on Earth.
- The Schiavo story continues...
- Ya Know What They Says....
- O_o That's just...
- Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
- Grave Robbers....of a sort.....
- Brains Heal All Wounds
- Liberal bias at CBS?
- Saddam Cries Uncle
- Republicans Criticize Bush 'Mistakes' on Iraq
- WHY?!
- How Awesome is this guy?
- Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial
- Tom Sawyer lives!
- *crosses fingers*
- U.S. Weapons Inspector Concludes Iraq Had No Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Talk about your dirty laundry.
- Timese.cx
- Ambulences in Zimbabwe
- But you told me I could drink at home
- We need to tighten our security.
- Kid Dies After A Fight At School
- Santa Claus not welcome in Salt Lake?
- I'm...BATMAN
- WOAH. JUST, WOAH.
- A THREAT TO MANKIND
- 3 Years Later
- Puppy shoots man
- TV might rush teens into sex.
- The Foolishness of NCLB
- 1,000 dead in Iraq
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- CURRENT THREAT LEVEL
- Ibrahim al-Douri Captured in Iraq(?)
- So much sad stuff happening...
- Alien contact?!
- Please adopt this old man
- School Standoff Ends
- Jobs report for August is strong!
- Bush takes 11 point lead in new TIME poll!
- Former President Bill Clinton to Have Multiple Bypass Surgery
- Florida Braces For Hurricane, Gov. Bush Declares State of Emergancy
- Kobe Fought the Law, and the Law- Gave Up??
- Batman Goes Bad
- It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Hurt... And Then It's Hilarious
- Wow. Just....wow.
- Chechans Take Students and Parents Hostage in Russian School - Standoff Has Ended
- Question For Anyone Who saw the 30 Mile Run Saturday
- EU claims it won Olympics
- GOP National Convention
- Ten year old shoots father during visit.
- As if you needed another reason not to drink and drive....
- Talk about defiling the sanctity....
- Playboy Magazine Featuring Nude Video Game Characters
- Beenie Man Yanked from the MTV VMA Performance
- More bee news...
- Man on Quest for Knife-Proof Body Bleeds to Death
- 2 Planes Crash in Russia - Explosives Found in Wreckage
- Kerry and Swifties Reaching Boiling Point
- Take that, cyber church!
- Rosa Still On OutKast's Asses
- Violence is not the answer!
- BEES!
- Please Unban Me
- Girl With Digestive Disorder Is Denied Communion
- Iran warns of preemptive strikes against US to prevent attacks on nuclear sites
- Democrat Zell Miller to speak at GOP convention
- BEER!
- Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Discredited?
- Kerry contradicts self in his own war diary?
- A new way to stop smoking.
- Hussein Had Active Nuclear Weapons Program
- So true....
- Saddam agents on Syria border helped move banned materials?
- Inmates Help in Rescue of Captive Guard
- Let's all start believing in hell...
- Religion is good for the economy.
- Contradiction
- Seems You Can't Do Anythng Without Offending Someone
- Why?
- Official 2004 Olympics Topic
- Ignorance is Bliss
- Hurricane Charley to be upgraded to a 4
- If it isn't a meteor...
- Calif. Court Voids S.F. Same-Sex Marriages
- Gov McGreevy of New Jersey Resigns- "I am a gay American."
- BTE Contest: Debate Forum Edition
- Since we are on the topic of Obese...
- 600-Pound Woman Dies After Being Surgically Removed From Couch
- Why are you supporting whatever candidate you are supporting?
- U.S. OFFICIALS: AL QAEDA PLANS MAJOR ASSASSINATION; BIN LADEN WILL SIGNAL ATTACK
- Kerry: Still Would Have Approved Force for Iraq
- Jewish students attacked at Auschwitz
- International Observers to Monitor US Elections in November
- Another reason why X-Box is evil
- I'M DEAD, *****! - Rick James Dies in LA
- McCain condemns antikerry ad
- Girl In DC Killed By Stray Bullet
- Moqtada Al Sadr's House Surrounded in Kufa
- Al Qaeda Plotting to Attack New York City Corporations; Threat Level Raised in NYC
- Absolute Brilliance
- Many teens want children.
- Driver Beaten Up for Observing Speed Limit
- F-Bomb Dropped Live on CNN
- Trace amounts of Ricin found in Baby food
- BBC bans Video Game, Manhunt.
- Absolute Brilliance
- Official DNC Topic
- You owe us $40 million
- Hilarious
- "I had an abortion" T-shirts
- Current Events Caption Contest Round 7
- Kerry on baseball
- "Vote Or Die" Campaign
- Bush To Speak In Detroit To An Urban Annual Youth Confrence
- Conviction in Kansas Cannibalism case
- Plane Crash kills 3 in Fort Collins
- DNC Convention in Boston, Massachusetts
- The coming of 11/9?
- PETA's up to it again. Will they ever stop?
- Title Anounced for Star Wars Episode III - "Let the Sucking Commence"
- The 9/11 Report
- "Free Speech Zones" To Be Used at DNC
- 9-11 Report is out.
- Short Sighted= Intelligence
- Nuclear arms reportedly found in Iraq
- One Lucky Baby! (You may not want to be eating.)
- Never kill a Mossy.
- Govenator takes on 'girlie men'
- the sirens...
- TRUCK DRVING JESUS
- JUMP THE SHARK
- Martha Stewart Sentenced
- Whoopi Fired For Jokes About Bush
- Harlem Congressman Arrested Following Sudan Protest
- Proposal To Halt Elections If Terror
- Children as young as 10 are being recruited to fight for the Palestinian cause
- Bin Laden associate turns self in to Saudis
- Greeks to gas 15,000 dogs before Olympics
- L47, do your job
- 1.4 million petitions to flood U.S. senate
- Your Election Projection
- Still like McCain, Dems?
- Kerry Picks Edwards for VP
- Ay, there's the rub!
- BILL COSBY STRIKES AGAIN
- Defiant Saddam Rejects War Crimes Charges
- Green Party Vice President Candidate Won't Vote For Herself
- Liberals win "fragile" minority government in Canada
- Warning: Potatoes may burn Fire Stations.
- Paul Bremer Hands Sovereignty Over to Interim Iraqi Government
- Superman born?
- Sudan starves it's own people
- Indian Spider-Man?
- Schwarzenegger hates puppies and kittens
- Spider + Fire =
- South Korean Hostage Beheaded In Iraq
- ****ing village...
- Northwest plane accidentally lands at air force base
- Slavery in Sudan
- First Manned Private Spaceflight
- French Fries Considered a Fresh Vegetable
- Delayed aid damages hearts
- Paul Johnson Beheaded in Saudi Arabia
- 'Improvised defence' cost lives on Sept. 11: report
- Mice may hold the key for curing Diabetes
- 9 million bees freed in a Car accident
- Terrorists in Saudi Arabia Kidnap American Civilian, Threaten to Kill Him
- Explosive growth among Hispanic and Asian-American communities
- Those zany Southern Baptists and their alliance!
- Man accused in Ohio shopping center plot
- Boy on Life Support after saving girl
- City is sued for barring a lady wearing Muslim Garb.
- City is sued for barring a lady wearing Muslim Garb.
- Why you shouldn't swear in school
- Why you shouldn't swear in school
- 7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight
- 7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight
- Putin Takes Bush's Side Against Democrats on Iraq
- Putin Takes Bush's Side Against Democrats on Iraq
- Use this site to find out who you should vote for
- Use this site to find out who you should vote for
- The Grand Canyon's in Deep trouble
- The Grand Canyon's in Deep trouble
- Pipe Smoking is a Cancer risk
- Pipe Smoking is a Cancer risk
- N.Y man kills wife and 1/4 of his children.
- N.Y man kills wife and 1/4 of his children.
- Armor-Plated Bulldozer Rampage!
- Armor-Plated Bulldozer Rampage!
- Former President Ronald Reagan Dies in California at the Age of 93.
- Former President Ronald Reagan Dies in California at the Age of 93.
- Hoax flashes across northwest sky
- Hoax flashes across northwest sky
- George Tenet Resigns as Director of CIA
- George Tenet Resigns as Director of CIA
- Wildfires continue in Florida, New Mexico
- Wildfires continue in Florida, New Mexico
- Anti-Bush protests in Rome
- Anti-Bush protests in Rome
- Stunned Japan Agonizes Over Schoolgirl Stabbing
- Stunned Japan Agonizes Over Schoolgirl Stabbing
- New Blitz on Compensation Culture
- Army Report: Pat Tillman killed by friendly fire....Afghan Reports: No enemies near
- 11 killed, hostages held in Saudi Arabia
- Boy Plotted His Own Murder
- Beer + Lazy = 111 years old?!
- Beer + Lazy = 111 years old?!
- TRANSIT OF VENUS
- TRANSIT OF VENUS
- The Awful News CNN Had to Keep to Itself
- The Awful News CNN Had to Keep to Itself
- Couple wanted to have a baby without having sex!
- Couple wanted to have a baby without having sex!
- Spanky the Clown arrested for porn charges
- Terrorists Planning Summer Attack
- Should they press charges?
- President to Address Nation at 8PM EST Tonight
- 'The Photos Are Us.'
- Family's Fury at Mystery Death
- Alexander Hamilton Triumphs
- Prime Minister Tony Blair assaulted by condoms
- Bill Cosby Makes Politically Incorrect Speech
- Possible draft?
- Possible draft?
- New Iraqi prison pictures surface
- U.S. kills 40 Iraqis at wedding Party
- 50 Yr. Anniversary Of Brown v. Board Of Education
- Bomb Kills Head of Iraqi Governing Council
- Sarin Nerve Agent Bomb Explodes in Iraq
- Syrians With "Unknown Cargo" Were On Board North Korean Train Back in April
- DO NOT BUY GAS ON MAY 19TH!
- Beheaded American's father blames Bush Admin
- Children's Mortin may contain Adult Tylenol
- Iraqi prisoner abuse went beyond photos seen
- Study shows that kids don't wear bike helmets.
- American Beheaded On Al Qaeda Video
- Iran Threatens Retaliation If Israel Strikes Reactor