- Man Declared Dead Feels 'Pretty Good'
- SKorea Issues New Logo for Spas
- Dog Prays at Japanese Zen Temple
- 1986 Message in Bottle Drifts 1,735 Mi.
- Oreo Defense Used in Conn. Speeding Case
- Vt. Inmates Call Food Foul, Sue Over It
- Hey It's a Hospital. No Horses Allowed
- Colo. Man Accused of Posing As Veteran
- Builders Put Headquarters Up for Sale
- Fake Coach Scamming Pa. Fast-Food Sites
- Ill. Man Nabbed in Stolen Doughnut Van
- Thai Health Ministry Battles Rats
- Man Reports Marijuana Theft, Gets Busted
- LA Man Gets Long-Stolen Mustang Back
- Zebras Briefly Escape From Circus
- Teen Accused of Carrying Pot-Filled Cans
- Instead of Ring, Bride Gets Handcuffs
- Union: Workers Told to Use Urine Bags
- Money Found in Israeli Sewage
- Man Gets 30 Days' Jail for Taco Theft
- Japan Appoints Cartoon Ambassador
- Another Olympic Problem _ Squat Toilets
- NJ Irish Pub Is in the 'Bag' on Bag Day
- Alaska Teen Wins Rotten Sneaker Contest
- Student Urinates in Lunch Box in Class
- Firefighters Pull Foal From Septic Tank
- Teen Love Caught Hanging in the Balance
- Danny Boy the Bird Reunites With Owners
- Stolen Meteorite Slice Found at Gun Show
- Verizon Recovers Man's Missing Recording
- Wine Taster's Nose Insured for Millions
- Swan, Swan-Shaped Boat to Part Ways
- Man's Life in Australia for Sale Online
- Pair Charged in Tarot Card Curse Scheme
- Birthday Girl Gets Stepdad As Present
- Man Files Suit, Claims Lap Dance Injury
- Cops: Teen Tried to Steal Cruiser's Gas
- Time to Put That Gorilla on a Diet
- Illinois-Shaped Corn Flake for Sale
- Biologist Hooks Fish He Stocked in 1983
- Bees Swarm in CA After Truck Flips Over
- Discipline Despite Calif. Bus Rescue
- World News: Tibetan protests against Chinese rule increase
- World News: Body of kidnapped Archbishop Rahho found buried near Mosul, Iraq
- Great-Grandma, 83, Foils Purse Snatcher
- Benjamin Franklin, Betsy Ross to Marry
- Turnip Causes Bomb Scare at Law Office
- Woman Brings Grenade Into Police Station
- Madam: Sex Too Hard to Sell These Days
- House for Sale: Non-Earthlings Welcome
- Politician's Strip Club Scandal Sobering
- Man Forgets to Wear Pants at Drive-Thru
- Conn. Student Sues After Being Awakened
- Church to Offer 25-Cent Gas Discount
- Pluck of the Irish: Beer Costume Stolen
- Mouse Grounds Plane for Over 5 Hours
- Most Native Americans Share 6 Grrrrrrrrrrrreat-Grandmothers
- Baby Born in Truck After It Breaks Down
- Billy Crystal to Hit Leadoff for Yanks
- No One Votes in Florida Election
- Honey Drips Out of Calif. Family's Walls
- 9 Hondas Stolen in 24 Hours in Yakima
- Vegas Man Paints Car Like Police Cruiser
- Dolphin Appears to Guide Whales to Sea
- Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years
- Conn. Student Suspended for Buying Candy
- Woman Tries to Bring Skeleton on Plane
- Iowa Town Offers Bounty on Stray Cats
- Speitzer's sex scandal
- Girl Sends Grandma's Car Into Pool
- Mississippi: Black man beats white woman, is applauded
- Man Clinging to Boat: Save My Dog First
- 'Sniff Squad' to Rate Landfill Odors
- Woman Faces Fine for Dyeing Poddle Pink
- Deer Urine Prank Makes Students Ill
- 25% of US Teen Girls have STDs
- The Professor and Mary Jane
- Boy Saved From Rabid Mountain Lion
- Telemarketer's Call Invokes Old Hit Song
- Sample the Beer Before You Buy It
- Ten Years of Viagra
- Firefighter Saves Dog by Performing CPR
- Bus Driver, Student Get into Slap Fight
- 'Missing' Pair Return to News Conference
- Accident Ruins 800-Lb. Man's Date
- Bench-Warmers Sought to Block Homeless
- Man Accused of Robberies on His Birthday
- `Redneck Shop' Creates Dispute in S.C.
- Knitters Dress Up Trees for Public Art
- New British Security Cameras.
- Clinic: Have Vasectomy, Watch NCAA Hoops
- Md. Police Officers Ignore Speed Cameras
- Mo. Lawmaker Touts 'Bud' As State's Beer
- We could possibly observe "Earth's twin" if it exists.
- Kitten Survives Trip in Shipping Crate
- Fortune Cookies Help Cops Nab Suspect
- Security Changes Man's Marriage Proposal
- Angry Wife Accused of Burning 400 Phones
- Enough with the tabloid news, here's some real news: the Times Square bombing topic.
- Fainting Fireman Sues to Get Job Back
- Women Dash for Cash in Stiletto Heels
- Network Apologizes for Mocking Athol
- Judge to Lawyer: Get a Shovel, Get Job
- Minnesota Bars Beat Smoking Ban
- Another reason why Whisky rules...
- No Swearing in South Pasadena This Week
- NYC Pub Owner Bans `Danny Boy' in March
- 'Elvis' Shows Up at Kentucky Court Drunk
- Burglars Done in by Doughnuts
- Oregon Man Takes Posthumous NASCAR Spin
- Police Follow Footprints to Nab Suspect
- Group Seeks Volunteers to Get Malaria
- Naked Actor Miffed by Opera Poster
- Airport Blocks Some Internet Sites
- Snotty girls escorted from plane, complain snottily
- Identical In-Vitro Triplets Born in NY
- Man Flies Son to Tennis to Beat Traffic
- Police Dog Sniffs Out Man in Dog House
- NYC Ghost Investigators Just a Call Away
- Pair Tie Knot at Home Improvement Store
- N.H. Cops Use Newspaper Photo to Nab Man
- Stray Cats Can't Strut on Jersey Beach
- Wrong night to rob a bar.
- Vt. Town Votes on Bush 'Indictment'
- Pair Say Exploding Thermos Damaged Home
- Pot Still Illegal, Even if It's Recycled
- Teacher Appoints Student Insect Monitor
- Moms Allegedly Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese
- US Airstrike in Somalia
- Arkansas Cat Down to 7 Lives
- Wis. Baby 'Leaps' Into Family History
- Police: Man Gets Shot to Avoid Work
- Police: Suspect's 'Gun' a Cologne Bottle
- Ohio Women Turn 104 Just 3 Days Apart
- Alleged Store Robber Leaves His W-2 Form
- NJ Students Punished for Penny Payments
- CEO Says Victoria's Secret Is Too Sexy
- Monkeys Developing HIV Immunity...Again
- Iraq Vet Wins $1M in Scratch-Off Lottery
- Leap Year Babies Can Celebrate on B-Day
- This Just In: I'm Running for Office
- Cook Accused of Putting Hair in a Steak
- US Incarcerates More than Any Other Nation
- Dogs Trap Mail Carrier, Flatten Tires
- Hiding From Cops in Cold River? Iceless
- Heroin Found in Boots of Bus Passenger
- Ark. Office Stays Open After Car Crash
- 'Fowl' Language Upsets Some in Pa.
- Boy George Pleads Not Guilty...
- Teenage girl alergic to...water?
- Firefighters are trained for UFO, alien contact
- Dude, I Think We Picked the Wrong Target
- Smash Our Mailbox? I Don't Think So
- Police Probe Possible Spork Robbery
- Roger That. It's a Man on a Lawn Mower
- Oh No. Not You Again!
- Robbers in Israel Steal Chocolate Spread
- Python Eats Australian Family Dog
- Grade Students Searched for Missing $5
- Ohio School Suspends Boy Over Mohawk
- Ore. Mayor Poses in Underwear, Loses Job
- Theater Group to Auction Toilet Seats
- It's Clinton, Not Obama. No, It's Obama!
- How Did You Guys Find Me So Fast?
- Marshals Looking for Suspect Find Gators
- Don't Sit on That Toilet!
- In Poland, 'Unmentionables' on Display
- Venezuela Fights Use of English Words
- German Cleans Up Glacier Graffiti
- Hey. I Was Just Trying to Get Me Some
- That'll Teach Him to Tinkle Outside
- I'm a Cop Kids. Uh, Not Really
- GPS Leading Driving Astray in N.J. City
- Yummy Water: Los Angeles Wins Taste Test
- Off the Menu, Reindeer Run in Alaska
- GPS Sends Drivers to Road Block
- No One Bids for $4.5 Million Ferry
- German Police Dogs to Wear Shoes
- Police Bust Chop Shop _ for Snowmobiles
- Pakistan Orders Youtube Blocked over Cartoons
- Couple Fight As Man Clings to Car Roof
- Marlins Want Fat Men Who Can Dance
- Company gets rich on college fight songs (AP)
- Uh, Uh. Where Did I Get This Jacket?
- Charging for Change of Heart in Mexico
- Britannia is catching the lawsuit fever
- Deputy Fires Gun in Courthouse Restroom
- Does It Come in Pink or Blue?
- Say. Didn't We Arrest You Awhile Ago?
- Do They Make Barf Bags for Fish?
- Get Out of the Fire Truck Miss. Please
- Curiosity didn't kill this cat: Kitty heads home after 3-week cross-country journey i
- Meatloaf the Cat Heads Home After Trek
- Hmmm. Thanks, for Nothing...
- Lieutenant Allegedly Uses Taser on Cow
- Our Bill Says What?
- $8,000? That's Our Water Bill?
- Bank Accidentally Gives Man $5 Million
- And once again, this administration proves it's not pro-life.
- Dad, Son Create Lincoln Penny Portrait
- He's Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
- That's Not What's Meant by Extra Credit
- DVD in Firefighter's Coat Blocks Bullet
- Pop Can As Ashtray Causes House Fire
- Scientists Find 'Devil Toad' Fossil
- Canine Blood Donor to Be Honored
- Fidel Castro Resigns
- Man Accused of 2 Crashes in 3 Minutes
- Church Urges Hanky Panky Among Members
- Stolen Stash of Stuffing Secured
- Your Tacos or Your Life!
- Truck to Be Traded-In Goes Up in Flames
- Michigan-Shaped Spot May Save Steer
- DE No.6 Plate Auctioned For...
- Cat Flees Fire, Ends Up 240 Miles Away
- No Sweets for New York City Jail Inmates
- Libraries Turn Up the Noise, Draw Teens
- Kitten Found After 25 Days in NYC Subway
- Vanity Plate Sold for $14 Million in UAE
- 301 Pennies Auctioned Off for $10.7M
- China Bans Horror Movies
- Parks Worker Accused of Cart Rampage
- Police Say Toilet Flush With Cocaine
- Man Allegedly Squirts Bear Spray at Bar
- He Hit a Brick House. Shake It Down Now
- What! He Made How Many 911 Calls?
- Blow-Up Doll Stands in for Groom
- NIU Massacre discussion topic.
- Driver Abandons Bus With Texas Parolees
- Pregnant Woman Accused of Assault at Bar
- Third-Graders Give Bloomberg a Grilling
- Woman Applying for New ID Says She's 120
- Underwear on the Face Didn't Fool Anyone
- Ohio Couples Have White (Castle) Wedding
- Children. You're Giving Me a Headache
- Violinist: Fall Fractures $1M Fiddle
- Ex-Mayor: Didn't Steal Puddles the Pooch
- White House to veto Senate ban on waterboarding
- Boy Calls 911 After Mom Chokes on Chip
- Cat Pulls a Fast One on Firefighters
- Police Post Callers Get Exciting Message
- Woman Seeks Lost Pet Goat With Bagels
- Boston Man Receives Postcard From 1929
- Radio Station Giving Away Free Divorce
- Wis. Ends Sturgeon-Spearing Season
- Hail, Snoopy! Beagle Wins Westminster
- Dog Art Is Auctioned in New York
- Mich. Lottery Winner Makes Great Mistake
- Woman, 89, Uses Ax to Break Into Home
- Man Charged in Staged Sympathy Shooting