- Mass. woman says TSA confiscated frosted cupcake
- Calif. family answers girl's 'air mail' to Santa
- Runaway Fla. cat found 2,000 miles away in Colo.
- Student leaves $172,000 violin on Philly-bound bus
- Deputies: Man returned to beer after bank robbery
- Pa.'s rhyming justice pens insurance fraud opinion
- Cat travels 200 miles under car hood in Ohio
- Prosecutors not investigating Dutch TV cannibalism
- NJ twins give birth minutes apart in same hospital
- Teen trio admits smearing cake with feces in prank
- Space News (2 stories)
- Co-workers spray a HIV-positive man with lysol
- Pa. smoke shop has Santa huff on a hookah
- Man crashes Lamborghini 6 hours after winning it
- NM woman gives birth in truck during snowstorm
- TSA: Daggers hidden in book at Reagan Airport
- Utah woman accused of assaulting ice cream driver
- Houston man paying $1 parking ticket 58 years late
- Run, run Rudolph: Reindeer spotted on Ohio highway
- Connecticut man proposes via holiday light display
- 2 cited for shoplifting become crime victims
- Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in Calif chimney
- PETA wants NC opossum drop custom curtailed
- NY students suspended for organizing 'Tebowing'
- Valuable gold coin appears in Pa. donation kettle
- Wash. family about to bury dog finds surprise
- Police: Thieves pocket-dial 911, leading to arrest
- Health dept. in Ohio urged to find healthier space
- Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement
- Police: Fugitive chaperoned daughter's field trip
- Booie, the smoking chimpanzee, dies at 44
- Dogs get day in court after receiving subpoenas
- Marijuana flung from car pelts Oregon trooper
- Worker smashes coffee pot over head of Pa. robber
- Thousands of birds make crash landing in Utah
- Bag marked 'bang' prompts LA train station evac
- Maine shipyard gets a load of black widow spiders
- Pa. man asks officer: 'Can I have my weed back?'
- Shoplifter chops off Wash. security guard's ear
- Brazil: 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train
- Police: Pa. man fakes mom's obit to get time off
- Pa. ad executive sends holiday cards from grave
- Police: 2 Fla. women stole Christmas decorations
- Army offers payout for shrapnel that killed NJ cat
- Cat's 26 toes help boost Milwaukee animal shelter
- Airline ribs Blagojevich with 'seat-selling sale'
- Rats free trapped buddies
- Man killed by Nevada deputy near own burial plot
- NC woman charged with buttocks injections gone bad
- Higgs Boson discovered?
- Mitten envy? Wis. promotion draws note in Mich.
- RI lawmakers promise to sniff out landfill odor
- Police: Thief smashed Pa. store door for egg nog
- Couple badly injured after being attacked by a naked bodybuilder
- Mich. woman's lawsuit says SUV smells like corpse
- Police: Central Pa. man tried sham 'shroom swindle
- Paypal just shot themselves in the foot.
- Report: Thieves target toilet paper at NM diner
- Ticketmaster Forced to Refund 12 Years of Fees
- Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building
- LA heading toward overturn of "Corporate Citizenship"
- Burger King cashier calls cops on 'herb' smoker
- Lobster tag lost in 'Perfect Storm' hops Atlantic
- Ohio homeowner captures thief, ties hands and feet
- 5-pound hunk of metal crashes into Mass. warehouse
- Conn. town vexed trying to catch bull on the loose
- Want to track Santa? There's an app for that
- Thanksgiving donor gives Iowa City families water
- Detroit home remodeling turns up counterfeit cash
- Police: NY trio stole toys in 91-store spree
- Bank courier van loses bags of cash on Pa. highway
- Iowa town auctioning off right to name creek
- Dog steps on gun, shoots Utah hunter in buttocks
- Checklist from Apollo 13 sells for $388,375
- Suit donated to Goodwill held man's life savings
- Flying squirrel invades New Jersey emergency room
- Police: 2 upstate NY kids call 911, ask for Santa
- Indian farmers dump bags of snakes in tax office
- NYC uses haiku to promote street safety message
- Moonshine still discovered in Mass. water plant
- Pa. election tie broken with 'low' number drawing
- Atlanta man hits second $1 million lottery prize
- 6-year-old boy plays doctor with girl, gets charged with sexual assault
- Elderly man returns cash stolen from Sears in '40s
- 2 Mass. women punished for stealing from weddings
- Blast tied to tofu pan puzzles Portland officials
- Missing: NYC parrot; 'loves to sing opera'
- 3 face prison time in special toilet paper scam
- 'Frosty the Snowman' arrested at Maryland parade
- Online video series celebrates the Pittsburgh dad
- A death most fowl: Turkey crashes into Pa. eatery
- Man dressed as Gumby pleads guilty to burglary
- Police: WA woman, 59, chases down purse snatcher
- Ga. farmers crack down on rash of pecan thieves
- Typo leads to wrong candidate's election in Conn.
- Students no longer need to give professor snacks
- 10-year-old Wash. boy defends mom with BB gun
- Mass. fishermen snare 881-pound tuna, feds take it
- Man leaves a million bucks at Sydney restaurant
- Cops: Woman tried to smuggle drugs in hollow Bible
- Australian gets $100,000 after shampoo found clean
- Ohio man fighting charge over rubber costume ax
- NY inmate's love letters prompt powder scare
- Giant mound of tires in SC visible from space
- No 'Sex,' please: Ohio courthouse bans poster
- Superweeds in the Midwestern U.S. - also possible business opportunities?
- Fairbanks hit with record-breaking cold: 41 below
- Calif. teacher with porn sites gets put on leave
- NY man wearing 'I'm a drunk' shirt accused of DWI
- police raid at OWS
- Airline passengers asked for extra cash for fuel
- Ohio troopers say they find gift-wrapped pot
- Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
- Teen rescued after 10 hours in chimney of Ga. home
- Maine couple, ages 88 and 87, get married
- Dog that survived gassing finds new home in NJ
- More cats than inmates at Fla. prison set to close
- Severed bison head discovered in Boulder yard
- Struggling Ohio barber lets customers choose price
- Trailer loaded with seafood stolen in central Pa.
- Giant Christmas tree snaps during hoisting
- Toy gun waved by child mistaken for weapon
- Boy born at 11:11 on 11-11-11 to vet on Vets Day
- Utah mayor used alias to double as news reporter
- Cat comes down from Arizona cactus after 3 days
- Video shows Ore. police car smashing into house
- Baylor to offer "Homosexuality as Gateway Drug" class
- Road bike specially made for ex-NBA center stolen
- NY gov's 'I am the government' quote now ringtone
- Gunmen steal money from display at Calif. casino
- Three new elements named, including one for Copernicus
- Hubble directly observes the disc around a black hole
- Maui bull freed after giant tire stuck on his head
- More votes cast for deceased mayor in Michigan
- Wis. twins to celebrate 11th birthday on 11-11-11
- Lion tranquilized outside den at Seattle zoo
- Fleeing suspect found in Michigan leaf pile
- Ohio elections board says worker bit voter's nose
- At wife's behest, NY man drops 198 lbs. since Jan.
- 6-foot alligator snapped up outside Mich. church
- Mini pony named John Wayne swiped from Pa. farm
- Good deed quickly repaid on Wisconsin highway
- Police: Russian man kept 29 mummified bodies
- Pink flamingo spotted on a lake north of NYC
- Police: Pa. man picked fight with grandma's dog
- Brazilian who dumped his fiancee must pay $6,000
- Fireworks smoke linked to UK crash that killed 7
- Police: Man broke into Oregon home to watch TV
- Israel to deport Gaza flotilla activists
- Man pays off mother's 1954 parking ticket in Neb.
- Germany: Cleaning woman damages sculpture
- Truck hauling doughnuts overturns on NY highway
- Oregon lawn chair balloonist plans Baghdad flight
- NYC lawsuit over photos seeks to recreate wedding
- Falling light pole nearly hits Alaska patrol car
- Whales off Calif. coast draw crowds, warning
- Suspect falls through ceiling, into police custody
- Crime authors competing for UK morgue honor
- Pregnant mom says sandwich arrest was 'horrifying'
- Trump casino winner says 'no' to plastic surgery
- Hanging-man Halloween display draws complaints
- Police: Man broke into Oregon home to watch TV
- NYC museum limits visitors in bathtub-like artwork
- Piggyback Bandit arrested at Mont. soccer tourney
- Late for work, officer accused of going 120 mph
- Dog survived gas chamber, up for adoption in NJ
- 16-foot python found in Everglades had eaten deer
- Mormon Halloween bash bans 'cross-gender' costumes
- Police: Western Pa. man stole forklift, sandwich
- Giant Lego Man may soon be released from custody
- Ohio police: Dashcam shows nearly topless speeder
- Pa. firefighters get flu shots and parking tickets
- Giant Legoman statue washes up on shore in Florida
- Man reports date as burglar when girlfriend shows
- Tenn. dog missing for 3 months turns up in Mich.
- NYC performance artist gives birth in art gallery
- Dogwalker not guilty in dog pooper scooper trial
- Deputies free man stuck inside hollow tree trunk
- Mass. college students revolt at vegetarian rumor
- $100 bet gets Calif. man stuck in child swing set
- Puppy spotted on boxcar rescued, finds new home
- Sibling rivalry as Ohio brothers vie for mayor
- Wall Street protesters get 'Getting Arrested' app
- Kentucky bridge is free, but must be set back up
- Trucker rethinks next haul after crash with bees
- Tuxedo, NY exhibit celebrates 150 years of the tux
- Bounty of brew for Brazilian jail holding police
- Maine man's car goes 1 million miles
- Ohio dentist offers to buy back Halloween candy
- Indiana identical twins give birth on same day
- GM canola escaping
- Nev. man accused of throwing mom out of wedding
- Mo. man tracks down classic car stolen in 1995
- NJ candidate's 'whore-in-bedroom' advice panned
- All US troops out of Iraq by December
- NH authorities help porcupine with arrow in back
- Threadbare in dress, purse, band marches casually
- Bear feasts at candy store in Tenn. mountains
- 18 bengal tigers, 17 lions shot by police in Ohio
- 7 Billion and Counting - 2011
- Stolen panties prompt investigation in New Mexico
- Hawk with nail in head spotted in SF park
- Colo. house cat gets close look at mountain lion
- Small bear makes mess in Alaska grocery store
- Letter 'G' goes missing at Scrabble championship
- Death row dog missing from Oregon pet hotel
- High school sets bathroom visit limit for students
- Sotheby's to sell real drawing by fake artist
- Swedish bird catcher convicted of animal cruelty
- Brothers charged with stealing western Pa. bridge
- Adult, baby zebra escape exhibit at Boston zoo
- Pakistani family refuses to kill their raped daughter
- Police: Calif. men sold guns from hot dog stand
- Colorado says state champion goat failed drug test
- Ireland's judges lose their wigs in austerity move
- Animal shelter calls mechanic for cat stuck in van
- Police: Driver flipped license plate to save toll
- Seattle 'superhero' dons mask to enter courtroom
- Utah officials trying to evict reptile rescuer
- Authorities: 'Moss Man' fails to show up for trial
- Police: NM woman put ad on Craigslist to buy pot
- Trap planned for wayward western Pa. gator
- Family lost in Mass. corn maze calls 911 for help
- 3 hospitalized when pot brownies served at funeral
- Woman gives birth after running Chicago Marathon
- Phone linked to Facebook leads to burglary suspect
- Thieves snag valuable horse hair in Mont.
- Mayor on motorized couch as KY city spoofs ranking
- 2 hospitalized after fight over dead deer in Pa.
- Police say man robbed bank, then went for pizza
- Minn. woman accused of robbing home to buy porn
- Man hurt in hunt for Christmas wreath sues in-laws
- Nestle Purina releases commercial aimed at dogs
- Police: Man impersonating cop pulls over real cop
- Owners baffled by theft of 50-foot-long Pa. bridge
- Medical pot user turned in by pizza delivery man
- Salt Lake City underwear run sets world record
- Facebook status feud results in Texas man's arrest
- Man pleads guilty to offering semen-tainted yogurt
- Woman, 80, trapped between bed and wall for 4 days
- NY man kills deer with shovel after jumped inside
- NY police dept. asks suspects to take survey
- Steve Jobs has passed away.
- NM fraternity finds severed goat head on porch
- Alabama town's dry Oktoberfest finally goes wet
- Scientists recreate Youtube videos based on brain activity of viewers
- Bottled water only relief for some in Pacific
- Mass. official who performed bra trick resigns
- Full bladders, wasabi alarm earn Ig Nobels
- NJ police chief: Double-parking wife not above law