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- US, UK worst places to be a kid
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- Dog That Fooled Airport Security Caught
- Exotic Pet Startles Calif. Investigators
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- NYC Cabbie Returns Bag of Diamond Rings
- Man, 82, to Get New Cane After Whack
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- Man on Probation for Theft Charged Again
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- Police Arrest Accused 'Pedicure Bandit'
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- Doctor, Deer Collide on Ski Trail
- Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun on Baby
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- Wal-Mart pays itself rent, gets large tax breaks
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- Mysterious Wis. Wonder Spot Soon to Go
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- 47 Tombstones Found in Dead Man's Locker
- Joey Chestnut Downs a Record 182 Wings
- Dutch Gym to Introduce 'Naked Sunday'
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- 'Vigilante' Farmer Faces Serious Charges
- 'Super Tonio' Causes Sensation in Cancun
- Fake Employer Took Women's Urine Samples
- Totebag Suit Against Angels Dismissed
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- Police: Dog Waste Trickled Down Stairs
- Florida Hunter Bags a Hermaphrodite Deer
- Man Wins Fight With Vicious Pit Bull
- Thief Returns Purse, Seeks Forgiveness
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- Bad Samaritan Helps Man, Then Steals Car
- La. Sheriff Puts Cameras Put on Tasers
- 'You Made Me Rub Your Gross Feet'
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- Cure for Cancer found?
- 7-Foot-9 Player Joins ABA Club
- Man, Yoda the Dog Travel on Riding Mower
- NY Monks to Sell Bread, Cake on Internet
- French Health Minister Seeks Nap Study
- Greased, Naked Student Disrupts Lunch
- Frozen Snake Found Along Ohio River
- Eagle Lugging a Deer Head Causes Outage
- Gun Discharges, Striking Man in Bathroom
- Wis. Selling 100-Foot Fire Lookout Tower
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- 'Bare Nekkid Mainers' Enjoy Buff Bowling
- Al the Tolerant Owl Moves Into Ore. Home
- Paris to Roll Out Free Bicycles
- Robot Parking Garage to Open in New York
- Georgia Police Seek 'Burrowing' Burglar
- Mysterious Ice Chunk Smashes Florida Car
- Duck Shot by Hunter Cheats Death Again
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- Man Allegedly Zaps Wife's Grandmother
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- Church Hosts 'Porn and Pancakes' Event
- Drunk Man Goes for Unexpected Train Ride
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- Twins Give Birth to Sons Within Hours
- New Zealand Declares National Lamb Day
- Suspect Nearly Chomps Off Cop's Finger
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- Baggy Pants Trip Up Robbery Suspect
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- Canadians who turn 24 outside of Canada = Not Canadian Citizens