- Trump casino offers $25K plastic surgery prize
- Mass. official sorry for public meeting bra trick
- Mass. cat with 2 faces lives 12 years, sets record
- Georgia Tech students take the 'T' on campus signs
- "Anti Magnets" Discovered/Invented
- Smugglers hand off drugs through new border fence
- Man who washed truck naked gets probation in Mass.
- Police: Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding
- Ark. man accused of asking to suck women's toes
- Thousands run in underwear to protest Utah laws
- San Francisco protesters: No nudes is bad news
- Fla. couple gets some stinky roommates _ skunks
- Idaho boy, 10, escapes clash with mountain lion
- Offenders in Ala. town can choose jail or church
- Neutrinos may move faster than the speed of light
- Downed plane reported in Ohio just water park prop
- Raw-chicken vandalism leads to conviction in Colo.
- Amazing theory about the WTC collapse
- Kangaroo at exotic-animal farm attacks Ohio man
- Pa. man gets 2 DUI arrests in 1 night
- Police: Would-be robber ID'd by bright blue eyes
- Ohio baseball mascot has lost its head
- Escaped pet birds teach wild birds English
- Charges for Colo. woman who ran Chihuahua by car
- Runaway steer creates chaos on Arizona interstate
- Bear of a burglary nets stuffed Pa. bruin
- Online Gamers Solve Vital Viral Enzyme Model
- Scientists squeeze light past quantum limit
- Oregon man looking for Neb. casino gets detox stay
- No jet lag for 120 donkeys after Hawaii-LA flight
- World eating champ defends title at Ohio contest
- 2 alligators seized when police raid south NJ home
- Council Bluffs man claims Hot Dog Man statue
- Pumpkin found hanging in pear tree in Iowa
- 2 accused of running up tab on corpse's ATM card
- IL Town Replaces Elem. School that Sank into Coal Mine
- Grandparents with webcam become new online stars
- Bee attack kills 1,000-pound hog in Arizona
- 3 hurt when driver, 86, smashes car through store
- Trinity College removes Barbarian invader from Web
- Mysterious light over Southwest likely a fireball
- RI cop goes undercover on pizza delivery robberies
- She hasn't clipped nails in 18 years! Wins record
- Man accused of biting off man's eyebrow in fight
- Calif. police: Law-breaking Gumby turns himself in
- No more cigarettes for smoking Malaysian orangutan
- African antelope briefly tastes freedom at NYC zoo
- The Ten Year Anniversary of The 9 11 Attacks
- Cambodian boy suckles from cow after parents leave
- Ohio woman hauls trash to mayor's office
- Restaurant sues over 'Carcass Removal' listing
- Ohio couple's wedding date a 100-year tradition
- SC school district moves bus stop from strip club
- Calif. woman uses family birthdates in lottery win
- Dolphins beat Italian swimming champ in race-off
- Ben & Jerry's unveils Schweddy Balls ice cream
- Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree
- Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times
- San Francisco may pass public nudity restrictions
- Washington trooper shovels fish heads off freeway
- Gumby calls it a robbery, clerk thinks it's a joke
- Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts
- Man found butchering cow in Utah driveway
- Tech company to build science ghost town in NM
- Tech company to build science ghost town in NM
- UMass welcomes students with world record stir-fry
- Man charged with breaking into Conn. pound for dog
- Colorado dog celebrated for having such long ears
- Farm dog suckles piglets in Cuba
- Black Widow eats 183 chicken wings in NY contest
- Sacramento man arrested for allegedly biting snake
- Toy poodle helps rescue man from burning home
- Former cowboy lassos dogs in Wash. state canal
- No cash for Minn. boy who made 'miracle' shot
- Hundreds of panties turn up along Ohio road
- Alaska woman punches bear in snout to save dog
- Man runs 50-mile Mich. race with jaw wired shut
- Ark. man in plane spots his home being burglarized
- Man steals 8-foot whale tooth from Norway museum
- Pa. woman accused of theft from apartment _ twice
- Police seek impostor who claimed Pa. club's prize
- Atheists say they get kudos for church billboard
- TSA: Man hid 7 snakes, 3 tortoises in his pants
- Washington man lights beehive on fire after sting
- Community festival T-shirt mocks Osama bin Laden
- Golfer mistaken for clown charged with DWI in NY
- Let it rain: Dutch drivers scoop up swirling cash
- Pa. man charged again for putting ribs in pants
- Ohio lawmaker seeks ideas, offers free lunch
- Al-Qaida's #2 killed in Pakistan.
- The mystery of Mopey Dick: Why is whale lethargic?
- Killer whale struck by boat in San Juan Islands
- Cuban man '24' proud of his 4 extra fingers, toes
- Dolphins teach each other to use conch shells to catch fish
- Syrian security forces break hands of political cartoonist
- Angler fishes out Minnesota woman's prosthetic leg
- Man reports own parking violation to Conn. police
- Hurricane Irene headed for east coast
- Astronomers discover a planet made of diamond
- Pa. school district backs off on skinny jeans ban
- Police: Pa. newlyweds shoplifted reception food
- Squirrel blamed for flag thefts from Ohio memorial
- Arizona man accused of stuffing snakes down pants
- Steve Jobs resigns
- The best and worst states
- Ohio town frets its huge, old flagpole is a hazard
- Ariz. street sign prank warns of 'rogue panda'
- Fallen canisters cause closure of Nashville ramp
- Slippery thieves net trout catch in hatchery heist
- Hawk swoops inside NYC apartment building
- Thirsty boy stuck in chimney trying to get drink
- Thirsty boy stuck in chimney trying to get drink
- Ore. city dumps mayor for not showing up for work
- Body art and topless model draw crowd in NYC
- Moohunt: Runaway cow captures German hearts
- Billy goat spells grief for German tourists
- Snake bites man in car after yard sale purchase
- NY man, 61, suing over skimpy lifeguard trunks
- Bat causes stir at NH selectman's meeting
- Girl calls mom while being eaten by bears
- Giant rodent native to South America seen in Calif
- Stolen tombstones found during Calif. meth raid
- Officials clean up toilet-papered Idaho river
- Swedish house up for sale, complete with skeleton
- Minn. boy makes $50K hockey shot, but will it pay?
- Missing Ohio ballpark statue found at police dept.
- Miss. man buys 150 pizzas from Mass. restaurant
- Ohioan, 94, wakes up to blimp that landed in yard
- Fake pterodactyl nabs surfer in statue prank
- Austrian says he won millions, casino says no
- Louisville police add computers to mounted patrol
- Crackdown on gladiator impersonators in Rome
- What's in a name? Delete the word 'lobster'
- Ohio shop's classical music seems to cut loitering
- Calif. man accused of trying to break in to prison
- Military blows up mortar left for judge as a gift
- Man fired for washing himself with own urine
- Cops: Pa. woman let niece, 6, drive from snug spot
- A dancing carrot proposes marriage in China
- Bear interrupts NH family's outdoor Monopoly game
- 9-year-old gets wallet back after posting letter
- Et voila! French baguettes from a vending machine
- Pa. zoo on brink of finishing elephant sperm bank
- Wash. woman's listing as slain is surprise to her
- Blue shark found decomposing in the woods in NH
- Wild donkeys to be taken from Hawaii to California
- NY's 'Rent Too Damn High' candidate faces eviction
- Mysterious orange goo washes up in Alaska village
- Dow Jones plunges over 500 points
- Pa. man arrested for cutting tree that floods home
- Remorseful thief returns NH woman's items
- Video shows whale 'dancing' at Conn wedding
- Ill. woman finishes bar exam while in labor
- No place like home: Peacock flies back to NYC zoo
- MO Bans Teacher-Student Social Networking
- Salon famous for Palin's up-do gets reality show
- Recall news
- Texas lake turns blood red, signaling the end times
- Storms damages Ohio tree seen in 'Shawshank'
- Hawaii girl finds message in a bottle from Oregon
- Facebook page lists Sitka, Alaska, bear sightings
- Police: Cannabis on busy Vienna thoroughfare
- Oregon woman: Wal-Mart said cover up or leave
- NY State Fair unveils 1,500-calorie 'Donut Burger'
- NY fugitive taunts police on Facebook to catch him
- God's approval rating
- Hot air balloon lands off Mass. Turnpike
- NYC Bouquet Bandit pleads guilty to bank robberies
- Ohio pool's staff includes 4 sets of twins
- Man uses phone glitch to bond out of Fla. jail
- Archaeopteryx may not be a bird after all
- Pa. man jailed after drunken cooking led to fire
- Pa. bishop gets own bobblehead for 75th birthday
- Broom, then pepper spray subdue Outback kangaroo
- New Zealand goldfish survive 134 days without food
- Mother, daughter get big lottery jackpot 3 times
- SAfrican man wakes after 21 hours in morgue fridge
- Ala. to crown new nursing home beauty queen
- Okla. officials find doughnuts help trap bears
- Wash. police find stolen truck near police station
- Norwegian Terror Attacks
- Oops! Forklift smashes $1 million worth of wine
- Airplane makes emergency landing on Mont. highway
- Tenn. black bear saved from jar stuck on its head
- Happy hour in court as Swiss judges test cocktails
- Tortoise gets artificial wheel at vet hospital
- Northborough, Mass.: Where streets have no name
- Santas get physical at World Santa Claus Congress
- Man afraid of heights gets stuck on bungee ride
- Fire squad pulls racehorse from Fla. swimming pool
- Murdoch Pied at Hearing
- Men suspected of hallucinating call 911 for help
- Idaho daughter and mother get DUIs an hour apart
- Mich. bride arrested on warrant, misses court date
- Bear visits New Mexico governor's residence
- Nevada lawsuit filed over 'GOPALIN' license plate
- Police: Drunken man arrested at sheriff's church
- Police: NJ men locked selves in Pa. constable van
- Ohio church holds mock retrial of Casey Anthony
- Bald eagle saved by Oregon vet's mouth-to-beak CPR
- No one bothers to run in small NC town's election
- Police in Ga. shut down girls' lemonade stand
- Gas driller dumps dino-themed coloring book
- Man tests law by claiming to be a `pastafarian'
- Police: Foursome tried to take Ohio Taco Bell art
- Borneo rainbow toad seen for 1st time in 87 years
- Native family attacked by skinheads
- Wait, what? `No toking' signs banned in Amsterdam
- Ohio zoo uses fake eggs so mama flamingoes rest
- Scientists: Stinky sock smell helps fight malaria
- 6-year-old Illinois girl quietly sinks hole in 1
- Lawsuit: Chase Bank declared Fla. woman dead
- Arizona sheriff calls off All-Star Game chain gang
- Whoa, baby! Texas mom delivers 16-pound newborn
- South Sudan officially a country.
- Brazil boy seems to attract metal objects
- Olympic Park visitors urged not to pee near trails
- Doctored TV images of Boston fireworks draw flak
- Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana
- Court: Firing worker who took hot dogs unjustified
- US lawmakers vote to kill Hubble successor
- Arizona man sentenced for shooting his car
- Intoxicated men take dead alligator off-roading
- 'Fore'-legged duffer found wandering NY golf club
- Phoenix suburb considers dog waste as power source
- Missing Arkansas dog found after 7 years
- Tweets in French earn USC professor knighthood
- Philly judge has robe stolen while in men's room
- Ohio kids say teens robbed their lemonade stand
- Dallas WR sues ex-girlfriend over engagement ring
- Duped: Big Calif. gold nugget actually Aussie
- Lightning strikes twice for NJ's Lucy the Elephant
- Woman charged with putting antifreeze in smoothie
- Fake money causes traffic nightmare outside Moscow
- NYC pet store bans drunken puppy-buying
- Dem tabloids, man
- Monkey steals camera, takes photos of self
- Mass. tavern boss happy as clam with chowder title
- West weather turns July 4 into skier's paradise
- Bicyclists report getting smacked by angry bird
- Pennsylvania man's banana car peels through Flint
- Baboon, possibly from amusement park, on run in NJ
- 'I'll drink to that law': Ohio Statehouse adds bar
- Oregon man stung by scorpion on commercial flight
- Police: Polite NJ burglar offers to repair screen
- Maine homeless man charged for charging cellphone
- Woman, 89, dents car with cane, helps nab Pa. duo
- Boy told to get in car and follow mom's boyfriend
- Colo. man spends 15 hours in air-conditioning vent
- Atheist billboard removed from church land in Ohio