- Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
- I yam what I yam, and that's what I yam...
- Three days since we heard the tale....
- I Think The Proper Title For Them Would Be Tightwads
- All my friends wear low riders....
- I want a pizza delivered by plane.
- Girls Sued For Making Cookies
- Sad thing is, he drives better than a lot of kids my age.
- 'American dominance is bound to wither as Asia's confidence grows'
- Haha, you fool! You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!
- Shocking News.
- Saturn has our system's first sighted polar "hot spot"
- Couple wanted for child abuse.
- State of The Union
- Now that I think about it.....
- Kerry on Meet the Press
- An unmade bed may be healthier.
- Es ist wie deja vu alle über wieder. (It's like deja vu all over again.)
- Pope VS Dove.
- Election Day in Iraq
- CBO Forecast Shows Runaway Spending—Not Tax Cuts—Causing Deficits
- Bush names committee to study tax code reform
- "Tsunami Song"
- Iraqi Terrorist Captured in Germany Sent by an Arabian living near Afghanistan
- But why is the boat gone!?
- Pokemon causes cancer. Really.
- Much like Davy in "The Picture Frame"...
- Turn me on, deadman.
- Expatriated Iraqis begin absentee voting.
- mayb u shd stp txt msgin
- World Fears New Bush Era
- Boxer and Kerry Vote Nay on Rice
- I don't like being insulted......
- Something cool I noticed
- "Hm, I think I found the Cause of the toothache..."
- A Continuous Downward Spiral Continues.
- ". . ."
- Bush job approval at 53%
- U.S. planning for possible attack on Iran
- Yourself or your unborn child?
- Only in the Bible Belt.
- Hi!
- "US 'erodes' global human rights"
- And people wonder why I only want my phone to make calls.
- Thank goodness she didn't name him Ronald.
- City of Ghosts: After Falluja
- Yep, God has a sense of humor.
- Fear Factor sued for rat-eating
- Tortoise adopts hippo?
- Don't Go Making Phony Calls.
- Kikkoman says "Election 2004 was 2 months ago, you fat ****"
- The Coolest Parents Ever
- Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl
- North Korea prepares for war.
- Adults Say the Darndest Things
- Dang it, I already used a "Mad World" joke.
- iKnew that iTunes would get iNto some kind of trouble.
- Those crazy Columbians
- Governor of Baghdad Assassinated
- strange headlines of 2004
- In Lighter, Fluffier, Wet News....
- *laughs*
- What's America's Problem?
- He's like a coat hanger, but sterilized.
- Lady gives birth to her own triplet grandchildren.
- Viktor Yushenko Expected to Win Ukrainian Election
- 9.0 Earthquake strikes SouthEast Asia; Tsunamis strike Asian coasts; 60,000+ dead
- Amber Alert issued for fetus; mother murdered, baby cut out - Baby found
- "Slippery Slope", Swan-Style.
- Isn't "Virgin Spice" an oxymoron?
- Breaking News: 11-year-olds with Lasers Now All Considered Terrorists
- Why do they send cargo by ship....
- There's always room for Jail-O.
- As long as he can't win for Documentary, I'm happy.
- Murderous rampage stopped
- Mel Gibson is such a holy man
- Former guitarist to Pantera, others killed in gunfire
- Dang it, they beat me to the Beatles reference.
- I STILL don't see what could go wrong....
- HIV cured?
- Election 2004 was a month ago
- Tom Brokaw retires off of NBC News (Transcript of what he said in link)
- Election Controversy in Ukraine
- Netherlands Hospital Euthanizes Babies
- The King and Queen Of Crunk; FAU Learns something new everyday
- Yes, I don't see what could possibly go wrong...
- Kinda makes you wonder...
- Harvard fans proclaim "We Suck"
- Science-1 Bush-0
- Ugly Goth Girl conspires with ugly 20 year-olds and kills her mother
- ARROWED!
- Hate groups spread message through music
- "Who the bloody hell are you?" Go Ozzy Osbourne
- Danilo Anderson
- Holy cheese sandwhich + great animal story
- Chile vs. Secret Service
- Assassins: The Musical: The Game
- Is it just me....
- Dodgeball: The Lifetime Original Movie
- I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take...
- seems you can do anything via internet these days....
- Margaret Hassen Murdered By Captors
- PWNED
- Calimari, anyone?
- Condoleezza Rice Nominated Secretary of State
- Colin Powell Resigns
- British Soldiers Sue Pentagon
- There's a defying gravity joke in here somewhere.
- Verdict Reached in Scott Peterson Case
- The Coolest Train Wreck Ever
- Yassir Arafat dies in Paris; Cairo to host funeral; Questions about burial site
- Yasser Arafat died
- John Ashcroft Resigns
- Black Watch Names Fourth Iraq Casulty
- This is a sick world. With sick people.
- Kerry conceded. Bush wins.
- Jeez.
- Alaska to legalize Marijuana?
- Um... some help.....
- I know "Toxic Coffee" is a redundancy...
- Dead Voters' Society
- OMG, HArrie PoTTer is teh DEViL!!!111oneonetwo
- Bush gets a friendly endorsement
- Iran Parliament OKs Nuke Enrichment Bill
- Election Night 2004
- Yassir Arafat Going to Paris for Medical Treatment
- Osama Bin Laden Releases New Videotape
- Man: Live wire in tub meant to save marriage
- Spam on Trial
- I think we all knew this already...
- Something Interesting I Found On Disenfranchisement
- WTF?
- CBS Playing Politics with the News- Again
- Child urinated on at school.
- Police: DNA links inmate to 12 slayings
- Get more. Payless.
- The Harper Valley PTA it isn't.
- I swear I'm not making this up...
- Is he strong? Listen, bud...
- John Stewart tears Crossfire a new one
- Worlds smallest violen for you, lady.
- Micahel and Steve Tell BET To "Just Lose It"
- If this surprises you....
- No guns in school is one thing....
- Tennessee Democrats strike Republicans, mentally handicapped, below the belt
- Damnit, Stop Dying
- Darth Vader mugs Pizza Man
- Christopher Reeves is dead
- Clinton Good, Bush Bad
- Kenneth Bigley Murdered In Iraq
- I wonder if they allow "Cherry Garcia"?
- Cobb and Badnarik Arrested at Debates
- Weird.....
- Good To Be In D.C.
- Dinner Time, Pooch. We'll have a hoot!
- I love my hometown, but they really need to lighten up.
- Rodney Dangerfield dead at age 82
- Can't think of a funny title for this one.
- Kerry's coming back
- VP Debate tonight
- Ya know that scene in Donnie Darko....
- Man Cuts off Penis, Dog Eats It
- Adding insult to injury.
- Debate Tonight
- Tornado Strikes Northern Delaware
- That's so sad... :(
- Mt. St. Helens on Earth.
- The Schiavo story continues...
- Ya Know What They Says....
- O_o That's just...
- Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
- Grave Robbers....of a sort.....
- Brains Heal All Wounds
- Liberal bias at CBS?
- Saddam Cries Uncle
- Republicans Criticize Bush 'Mistakes' on Iraq
- WHY?!
- How Awesome is this guy?
- Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial
- Tom Sawyer lives!
- *crosses fingers*
- U.S. Weapons Inspector Concludes Iraq Had No Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Talk about your dirty laundry.
- Timese.cx
- Ambulences in Zimbabwe
- But you told me I could drink at home
- We need to tighten our security.
- Kid Dies After A Fight At School
- Santa Claus not welcome in Salt Lake?
- I'm...BATMAN
- WOAH. JUST, WOAH.
- A THREAT TO MANKIND
- 3 Years Later
- Puppy shoots man
- TV might rush teens into sex.
- The Foolishness of NCLB
- 1,000 dead in Iraq
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- CURRENT THREAT LEVEL
- Ibrahim al-Douri Captured in Iraq(?)
- So much sad stuff happening...
- Alien contact?!
- Please adopt this old man
- School Standoff Ends
- Jobs report for August is strong!
- Bush takes 11 point lead in new TIME poll!
- Former President Bill Clinton to Have Multiple Bypass Surgery
- Florida Braces For Hurricane, Gov. Bush Declares State of Emergancy
- Kobe Fought the Law, and the Law- Gave Up??
- Batman Goes Bad
- It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Hurt... And Then It's Hilarious
- Wow. Just....wow.
- Chechans Take Students and Parents Hostage in Russian School - Standoff Has Ended
- Question For Anyone Who saw the 30 Mile Run Saturday
- EU claims it won Olympics
- GOP National Convention
- Ten year old shoots father during visit.
- As if you needed another reason not to drink and drive....
- Talk about defiling the sanctity....
- Playboy Magazine Featuring Nude Video Game Characters
- Beenie Man Yanked from the MTV VMA Performance
- More bee news...
- Man on Quest for Knife-Proof Body Bleeds to Death
- 2 Planes Crash in Russia - Explosives Found in Wreckage
- Kerry and Swifties Reaching Boiling Point
- Take that, cyber church!
- Rosa Still On OutKast's Asses
- Violence is not the answer!
- BEES!
- Please Unban Me
- Girl With Digestive Disorder Is Denied Communion
- Iran warns of preemptive strikes against US to prevent attacks on nuclear sites
- Democrat Zell Miller to speak at GOP convention
- BEER!
- Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Discredited?
- Kerry contradicts self in his own war diary?
- A new way to stop smoking.
- Hussein Had Active Nuclear Weapons Program
- So true....
- Saddam agents on Syria border helped move banned materials?
- Inmates Help in Rescue of Captive Guard
- Let's all start believing in hell...
- Religion is good for the economy.
- Contradiction
- Seems You Can't Do Anythng Without Offending Someone
- Why?
- Official 2004 Olympics Topic
- Ignorance is Bliss
- Hurricane Charley to be upgraded to a 4
- If it isn't a meteor...