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- Court rules sperm a woman saved from oral sex and used to get pregnant not stolen
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- Family finds $45,000 in new home _ then returns it
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- Pa. man survives lightning strike at campsite
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- UK taps gov't wine cellar for funding boost
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- Family tap dances for Ohio mom's 80th birthday
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- Car stolen from NJ in 1975 recovered in Calif.
- Britain's Downing Street admits using bogus names
- Hershey, sheriff hopeful spar over campaign signs
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- iPhone GPS aids in capture of car theft suspect
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- Cellphone 'pocket dials' 911, NY suspects caught
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- Police: Md. men pilfer antlers from Pa. NRA event
- Alaska teen rescued, jailed after ice floe voyage
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- Police: Man steals lawnmower from Conn. school
- Ohio DUI suspect keeps cop waiting at drive-thru
- 2 Oregon dogs survive 175-foot slide down cliff
- Bear trapped after wandering in Poughkeepsie, NY
- Sign swiped at Ohio home where Superman created
- Crash litters Ohio Turnpike with breakfast cereal
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- Suspect cuffed to chair escapes from NY police
- Wash. jury acquits man of stealing 99-cent hot dog
- Nesting mallard rules roost at Ohio supermarket
- NY Times trusts America's Finest News Source
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- Human cannonball dies in UK stunt accident
- Lucy Brown crowned "Beautiful Bulldog"
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- Misaddressed marijuana goes to elderly Pa. couple
- Boys drive excavator at Pa. mine, smash bulldozer
- Alligator finds its way into Fla. woman's bathroom
- Burglars steal hair from Chicago business
- Swiss flock to watch giant stinking flower bloom
- Ohio man challenging law on teasing police dogs
- NYC cabbie drives 2 guys across US _ for $5,000
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- Conn. man charged after dumping $200 worth of gas
- Wet, salty cat found in NYC; did it swim from NJ?
- Complaints end goldfish racing at Wash. state bar
- RI man's 1974 traffic violation dismissed in Mass.
- Robot to throw first out pitch at Phillies game
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- Lost goat wanders into Idaho music store
- Pa. police find bull semen thought to be stolen
- Group reports record trash haul from NJ beaches
- Cat comes down from tree in SC after 9 days
- Moonwalking lawmaker told to put dance shoes away
- International judge rules against lawyers' wigs
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- Man bites dog _ then sues over police canine's act
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- USPS used Vegas replica for Lady Liberty stamp
- State senator's son proposes to dad's aide in Ga.
- Pa. police send pet pig to farm, man wants it back
- Drug store thief comes after pills, gets beans
- Ohio police chief cancels hundreds of tickets
- Lodged in basement window, Ohio woman suffocates
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- Pakistan’s flood lands overrun by thousands of spiders
- Police: Duo stole tools, tried to sell to victim
- Maine man teaches legal pot growing techniques
- Iceland's penis museum finally gets human specimen
- NH cops seek woman accused of lifting 14 lobsters
- Puppets stolen from performing arts van in Hawaii
- Porcupines poised to be a public enemy in Pa.
- Man jailed for 'squatting' in upscale W. Pa. home
- Men in heels march for anti-rape message
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- Charlotte robbery suspect drops T-shirt at scene
- Thailand seizes 1,800 monitor lizards
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- Drive-thru duck: Fowl nesting at Chick-fil-A in NJ
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- Weird and wacky: Inventors show off their devices
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- NASA satellite catches star getting torn apart by black hole
- FBI in Vegas touting Internet bank robber gallery
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