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- R.I.P. Wall Street Journal
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- New Jersey Bans Capital Punishment
- Widow Takes Husband's Ashes to NFL Game
- Wis. Man Graduates College at Age 87
- Newlyweds Skydive to Celebrate
- Deer Invades Basement of Mich. Home
- Fla. Woman Has 10 Husbands, Charges Say
- Suit Over Socks Costs School $95,000
- County Jail in Ohio Getting Painted Pink
- NYC Nightclubs Defend Ladies' Nights
- Chief Accused of Drunk Fire Truck Racing
- 300-lb Man OK After 40-Foot Shaft Fall
- Norway Parking Sticker Shock: $148,000
- Christmas Card Arrives 93 Years Late
- Police Give Man With Prostitute a Break
- Accused Wallet Thief Caught on Page One
- Angry Truck Driver Tries to Tow Cruiser
- Man Charged With Swiping Cops' Tip
- Romanian Discovers He Was Declared Dead
- Man Accidentally Shoots Self in Buttocks
- Burglary Suspect Flees in Squad Car
- Attackers Chop Off Man's 'Magic' Leg
- Mayor's Free Weddings Draw Scrutiny
- Loudspeaker Karaoke Scares Conn. Teacher
- Riders Say Angry Driver Kept Them on Bus
- Posing As Plumbers, Wis. Thieves Nabbed
- Researchers Clone Fluorescent Cats
- Motorist Slams Into Christmas Tree
- 'Mystery Santa' Hands Out Cash in Vt.
- Police Find Burglary Suspect in Trunk
- Contractor, Owner Feud Over Hidden Cash
- Australian Says Always Wear Clean Undies
- 'Danger: Avoid Death' Contest Winner
- Man Drinks Liter of Vodka at Airport Line
- Mystery Decorator Adorns Roadside Trees
- Balloons for Teacher Travel 900 Miles
- Potential Juror Arrested With Sword
- Man in Cooler for Deflating Frosty
- Merriam-Webster's Word of '07: 'W00t'
- Hmm. How Does My Hair Look, Mr. Robber?
- Man Allegedly Steals Car in Front of Cop
- New desert creature caught on camera for first time
- 16 year old from Iceland calls President Bush, gets arrested
- Girl, 10, "probably agreed" to sex- rapists escape conviction
- Man Finds Park's 1,000th Diamond of '07
- 100 Million Pennies Displayed in NYC
- 25-Lb Turkey Flies Through Man's Window
- Indian Eatery Boasts Graveyard Seating
- Woman Accused in 'Decorations Shooting'
- 81-Year-Old Scotch Sells for $54,000
- Cougar Nearly Joins SD Woman in Hot Tub
- NYC Mailman Accused of Filching Cards
- Man in Guinness for Getting Hit by Car
- Annapolis Police Reel in Fishy Customer
- Wis. Drivers Line Up for Gas at 33 Cents
- Tunnel Tire Burglar Fails to Plan Exit
- Horse Survives Plunge Into Frozen Pool
- NYC Doorman Suspended for Bad Breath
- Widow Leaves Chinese Eatery Owners $21M
- County Has 3rd $1M Lotto Winner in Month
- Man Accused of Selling Fake Coca-Cola
- Boy Wins $10,000 for Toy Roller Coaster
- Ohio Litterbug Sports Hot-Pink Sign
- The First Noel the Police Did Arrest
- Here Honey, Merry Christmas!!!
- Phony Priest Runs Up Supermarket Tab
- Man Allegedly Tries to Jack Plow, Truck
- Store Ad: Hams 'Delicious for Chanukah'
- Ind. Inmate Escapes by Clogging Toilet
- Toyota Shows Violin-Playing Robot
- Residents: Menorah Dwarfs Christmas Tree
- Docs Deliver Triplets, Quads in 24 Hours
- Man Sentenced in Bizarre Diagnosing Scam
- Inmate Loses Bid to Hang Aniston Photo
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- Dog Blamed in Fish Frying Grease Blaze
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- Man Accused of Swiping Blow-Up Dolls
- Man Allegedly Leaves Baby to Rob Store
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- 42-Foot-Tall Inflatable Snowman Stolen
- Grinches Rob Boy Scouts Selling Trees
- Court Sends Summons to Mickey Mouse
- Driver Passes Test, Then Hits Building
- Texas Police Hop to It to Catch Kangaroo
- Man Accused of Stealing Plane to Impress
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- Thieves steal 17 tons of Christmas ham, leave thank you note
- Young Chimp Beats College Students
- Mich. Councilman Pushes Chicken Law
- Giant Truffle Auctioned for $330,000
- Girl Scout Receives Award, 69 Years Late
- Landscapers Unearth 30 WWII-Era Shells
- Man Charged After Santa Gets Pie in Face
- Evel Knievel dies at 69
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- Wash. School Calendar Forgets Christmas
- Dublin Beer Bandit Raids Guinness
- Cops Break Door, Nab Alleged Pizza Thief
- Police: Teen Pulled Heists, Kept Curfew
- Woman to Decorate Stump After Tree Axed
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- Woman Smuggles Loaded Gun Into Police HQ
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- Teacher has sex with student, was fired, now pregnant with his kid.
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- Bracelet Found in Chicken After 25 Years
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- Reward for 'Boid' With Brooklyn Accent
- Man, 72, Fights Off Would-Be Robber
- This Suspect Can Expect a Lump of Coal
- Poem Headstone Uncovered at Courthouse
- Mont. Man With Gift Wrapped Pot Arrested
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- Police: Real Gun Pulled in Fake Cop Act
- Lottery Winner Wasn't Supposed to Gamble
- Rats Wipe Out Seabirds on Alaska Island
- Fla. Road Crew Finds 2 Bags of Marijuana
- Police: Woman Dumped Mom's Body by Road
- Man Arrested for Shooting Traffic Camera
- Judge Removed Over Cell Phone Jailing
- Litter Crew Finds 60 Lbs of Pot on I-4
- Pizzeria, Cigar Shop Try to Fix Stink
- Poultry Fat Spill Causes Stinky Mess
- A new reason to boycott Wal-Mart
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- Doc Delivers 4 Sets of Twins in 24 Hours
- Cyclist Nabbed in Minnesota Motel Mayhem
- Woman Has Baby in Truck on Thanksgiving
- Man Arrested After Gun Fired at Church
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- Honest Man Returns Mistaken $2M Check
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- Stephen King “let’s waterboard Jenna Bush”
- Giant Israeli Flag Breaks World Record
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- For Sale: Defunct Wisconsin Bridge, $1
- Turkeys Visit NY Town for Thanksgiving
- Babe Loses Head, Bunyan Not a Suspect
- Unpopulated, 1-House Texas Town 'Sold'
- Pa. Dog's Bark-Biting Could Cost $3,100
- Woman's Finger Torn Off During Robbery
- Mich. Teen Gets Stuck in Chimney
- NYC Toddler Survives 20-Foot Fall
- Sibling Rivalry: Biggest Turkey Wins
- Shooter Says He Mistook Cow for Coyote
- $40K Paid for Butterfly Naming Rights
- Doughnut Shop a Sweet Spot for Wedding
- Topless Swimmers Make Waves in Sweden
- Another reason not to shop at Walmart
- Man Gulps Down Feast to Support Hungry
- 2 Admen Claim Credit for Charmin Slogan
- Painting Found in Trash Sells for $1M
- Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats
- Scientists Find Fossil of Enormous Bug
- 'Milestone' stem cell advance reported
- Yanks' Bug Spray Among MLB Auction Items
- Cheetah Escape Baffles Mo. Zoo Officials
- Police Smelled Trouble With Teenagers
- Sheriff: Ban New Deputies From Smoking
- Men Allegedly Attack $10K Lottery Winner
- Mike Huckabee's first campaign ad features none other than Chuck Norris
- Pa. Hunter Bags Rare Albino Black Bear
- Mugger Says He Pulled Knife on Wrong Man
- Nude Man Accused of Causing I-95 Crashes
- Squirrels Briefly Kill Power in 2 Cities
- Man Allegedly Takes 70 Lbs of Quarters
- Ala. Woman Turns 100, Gets Her Diploma
- Panty Prank Benches 6 Cheerleaders
- Drunk Drivers Slam Into Same Business
- Sober Calif. Drivers to Get the Bird
- Dog Returns to Vet Who Neutered Him
- 'Shut Up' Is Hit Ringtone in Spain
- 'Spiderman' Scales Part of China Mountain
- Vegas Tour Vans Get Greasy and Green
- Flight Path Stains Irk Wis. Residents
- Rogue Cell Phone Has 911 on Redial
- Cattle Disturb Peace in Western Pa. Town
- Lady Vols Offer Free Tuition in Giveaway
- Incredible Comet Bigger than the Sun
- Pilot Lands Copter to Pick Mom Mushrooms
- Man in 'Nacho Libre' Mask Robs Store
- Woman Stabs Dog That Attacked Her Cat
- For Sale: a Piece of the Eiffel Tower
- Pastor's Wife: Church Is a Divorce Asset
- Sheriff Indicted for Inmate-Rent Scheme
- World’s Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to Navy
- Dog Gives Up Life to Save Man From Fire
- Police Use Oil to Free Suspect From Vent
- Man Takes Laptop From Praying Preacher
- Boy, Driving for Dad, Charged With DUI
- Woman Keeps Hair Appointment After Crash
- S.D. Man Downs 5.5 Ounces of Hot Sauce
- Man Allegedly Uses Stapler to Rob Store
- Will Doughnut Trap Lure Mystery Animal?
- Popular NYC Eatery Shut Down for Rodents
- Cows Escape From Truck in La. Wreck
- Runaway Pigs Lead Chase on Iowa Streets
- Peeved Patron Plugs Postal Worker
- Minnesota Bank Held Up Twice in One Day
- Errant Text Message Sends Cops to Door
- Warden Wants Satellite TV for 'MNF'
- Restaurant Workers Tackle Alleged Robber
- Judge Who Sued Over Pants Loses Job
- Judge Loses More Than Pants in Lawsuit
- Cows Flee After Seeing McDonald's
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- Woman Being 'Silly' Hit by Freight Train
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- NYC May Consider Fine for Pigeon-Feeding
- Police Cite Man for Watching Porn in Car
- Wis. Officer Accidentally Tasers Himself
- 'Honest Living' Painting Brings Arrests
- Best to Use Tools When Loosening Lug Nut
- Ind. Car Wash Changer Pays Off Like Slot
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- Police: Man Sold Hallucinogens in Candy
- Woman Wins Sears Tower Race for 6th Time
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- Fla. Man Jailed for Jaywalking
- 'Robin Hood' Banker Jailed for Fraud
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- UK Man Jailed 2 Years for Obscene Calls
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- Ky. Capitol History Display Flub Fixed
- More Wikipedia vs. Webcomic shenanigans.
- Woman Accused of Frying Pan Assault
- Truck Spills 2,500 Gallons of Hog Waste
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