- Castro criticizes Ahmadinejad, worries about nuclear war between Iran and the West
- Gamer suspended over name of W.Va. town: Fort Gay
- A class to die for: Zombies 101 at U. Baltimore
- Bobcat climbing power pole starts 5-acre fire
- Ky. farmer claims some corn popped on the stalk
- Proposed slogan: 'Low pants, no chance'
- Diane von Furstenberg designs Ohio hospital gowns
- The brain speaks: Scientists decode words from brain signals
- Police arrest man who scaled San Francisco tower
- Philly cyclists bare all to promote cleaner air
- Nevada candidate touts speedy fix to budget crisis
- Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator
- Plumbers help Tenn. newlyweds find flushed rings
- Police: Pa. woman zaps self, brother with stun gun
- Goats rescued after 2 days on 6-inch ledge in Mont
- Wyo. troopers examine human ashes in traffic stop
- Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot
- Indonesia's smoking toddler kicks the habit
- 95 snakes found in burst bag at Malaysia airport
- For 2nd time, Ohio woman gives birth in vehicle
- Chinese Villagers Forced to Change "Untypeable" Name
- Homeless man calls 911 from hot tub, seeks cocoa
- Cell phone left in Ala. burglary leads to arrest
- Police say man leads hour-long chase in dump truck
- Busted pot growers mistake wardens for suppliers
- Conn. driver falls from car on I-95, Dodge goes on
- Insurance company: Flowers started Ark. house fire
- Men lucky to be alive after driving under semi
- Golfer's swing snags rock, sparks fire in S. Calif
- Hiker accidentally shoots himself in the rear
- Frankenstein cited over monstrous behavior in Ohio
- 69-year-old Ala. woman shoots 18-year-old intruder
- Police: Would-be burglar gets stuck in grease vent
- Cops: 6 arrested after gunfire at baptism party
- Pa. officer shoots coyote headed for colleague
- Facebook post gets Detroit-area juror in hot water
- Mileage jump has couple wondering where car's been
- Officer, that's not me! Mistaken ID jails pastor
- Man nabbed with fake $1 million bills in Abu Dhabi
- Kangaroo testicle? Chefs in Serbia say, 'Yes!'
- Wandering goat in Missouri gets Facebook fan page
- Yard sale patron allegedly hits man with pan
- Alleged 'Brownie Bandit' nabbed with bag of treats
- Venezuela pol raffles breast implants for campaign
- 33,000-penny property tax payment refused
- Cops nab man after finding cocaine in bologna
- Police: Neighbor with missing dog demands $150
- Muslim Cab Driver Stabbed
- Torpedo found at Philadelphia construction site
- Meth defendant accused of going to court with meth
- Feds fine Oregon company $30K over 3-letter word
- Police: Sneezing fit caused NY woman to crash car
- Baby tiger found stuffed in bag at Thai airport
- Kepler mission discovers two planets transiting same star
- Mass. police: Shark sighting a practical joke
- Snake in electrical box causes NY hospital outage
- Ohio police chopper camera falls off, smashes cars
- Settlement in suit alleging condom found in soup
- 2 arrested in Oregon at 'Shop With a Cop' day
- Tongue twist: NJ race call is merry, marital mess
- Hitler 'had Jewish and African roots', DNA tests show
- Colorado's once-missing moon rock to be unveiled
- Ohio office hides elephant, donkey after complaint
- Gotcha! Vacationing family's photo captures thief
- 'Robbery drill' creates real trauma for Fla. pair
- Reptile experts hunt stray 'gator in Chicago River
- Pa. woman blames gin-soaked raisins for violation
- Sex video identifies suspects in break-in
- Man shot in head, but notices only 5 years later
- Maine family finds fake bomb in their new home
- 3-foot alligator found crossing Mass. street
- Police: Arm-wrestling loss sets off Fla. man
- Police: Pa. woman gave son, 6, to stranger on bus
- Sheboygan woman, 79, kills snake with ice chopper
- Oregon boy takes family pickup on 100-mile joyride
- Bill would give OK to 'Ne-VAH-da' pronunciation
- Iowa woman arrested for letting 12-year-old drive
- Authorities: Ohio man accused of smuggling pot
- Pig wrestling canceled after porkers elude capture
- Police: Pa. man admitted dropped heroin was his
- Doh! Upstate NY bank robber forgets to put on mask
- Baboon on the loose? Girl starts false frenzy
- NV judge orders drug offender write report on pot
- Moving sale planned at 'Amityville Horror' house
- Dad buys newspaper ad after daughter breaks curfew
- Wis. GOP candidate wins beer stein contest
- Crocodile tips Australian PM to win elections
- Thieves in Mexico end up with, literally, peanuts
- Police call 'Ma' on dropped cell phone, ID suspect
- Ky. family claims they found dead mouse in milk
- Wis. man cited for harassing woman at express lane
- Banana-costumed man has little appeal
- Police: DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire
- Study: 1 in 5 US teenagers has slight hearing loss
- Police: Man lived in NJ library for nearly 2 weeks
- Mail collection box stolen in north Phoenix
- Police: Man makes shrimp pizza, trashes restaurant
- Police warn man against undressing while driving
- Mother and son charged in theft of video games
- Fla. mom arrested after pic of baby with bong
- Discovery of possible earliest animal life pushes back fossil record
- Pa. fan turns Paul McCartney autograph into tattoo
- Authorities: Mass. man fakes death to avoid trial
- FBI: Suspect in Ohio bank robbery was customer
- Zebras corraled after wandering Calif. streets
- Police nab man in church roof after burglaries
- NY man finds prayer balloon sent from Pittsburgh
- Pa. man, 78, rides roller coaster 90 times in day
- Court says California mall's chat policy illegal
- Police say W. Pa. couple robbed would-be 'John'
- NC man sent to jail after laughing in courtroom
- Police: Bandage-wrapped man robs Pa. pharmacy
- Power cutoff leaves salon customer bald on top
- Dog chows down on SC man's school board petition
- NY store hires bedbug-hunting beagle, just in case
- 3 Fla. kids buy plane tickets, fly alone to Tenn.
- Criticism leads Roethlisberger to alter hometown
- 100-year-old Scotch pulled from frozen crate
- 2 NC men rescued after being trapped in hot dryer
- Anybody going to check out the Perseids tonight?
- P.U.! Wash. utility adds rotten egg smell to bills
- North Dakota man swallows other inmate's glasses
- Docs discover sprouting pea in Mass. man's lung
- NKorea wants to use ginseng to pay Czech debt
- Iowa chef licks 2 toads in kitchen, gets fined
- JetBlue plays coy about flight attendant fiasco
- Iowa restaurant ticketed for toad-licking chef
- Cops: Drunken man marks prison release with crash
- Man sentenced for faking seizures at restaurants
- Man leaves Ky. bar, goes for swim in Ohio River
- Police say man wearing burqa robs Md. bank
- 4 sisters have 4 babies in 4 days
- Pa. man seeks to change name to Boomer the Dog
- Scientists developing cancer breath test
- Dog surprises officer by giving birth in squad car
- Man allegedly harasses nurse who laughed at name
- NY police find live cat 'marinating' in car trunk
- Cat turns on vacuum, causes emergency alert
- Oregon residents report glow-in-the dark shrimp
- Idaho farmer unknowingly tends to 300 pot plants
- JetBlue flight attendant arrested after NYC ruckus
- Krispy Kreme patron snags $5K worth of DOUGH-nuts
- Police: W. Pa. woman used diaper in traffic beef
- Fargo man sentenced in feces assault on police
- Man goes naked in Neb. for spiritual experience
- Dancers from Ohio strip club protest at church
- Store manager throws hot coffee in intruder's face
- Police nab Pa. woman alleged as clown bank robber
- Brazen black bear breaks into MT houses
- Disturbing Job Ads: 'The Unemployed Will Not Be Considered'
- Apology after girl's lemonade stand shut down
- No anonymity on future web says Google CEO
- Romanian leader visits hospital for errant swab
- Pa. brewery shuts down over stinky odor complaints
- NY prosecutors not sure which twin to charge
- Ark. gov. race all shook up: Elvis Presley running
- Pa. city shames owners of blighted property on Web
- Tokyo's oldest listed person, age 113, is missing
- Porn site airs at Indonesia's parliament
- Ohio Red Cross giving away new car, or Amish buggy
- Police: Wendy's robber complains about skimpy haul
- Polygamy is harmful to society, scholar finds
- Twitter makes pop star realize he's gay
- Woman with broken leg calls 911; Suspect collapses
- Giant South Dakota hailstone breaks US records
- Rocks on Mars may provide link to evidence of living organisms 4 billion years ago
- Country's oldest mail carrier retires at 91
- Store manager tells robber Jesus wouldn't approve
- Inmate sues man he's convicted of burglarizing
- Police: Ohio driver in chase stopped at red lights
- Prodigal gun: Man reunited with stolen revolver
- Police: Cheeseburger found in SC woman's gas tank
- 500-pound alligator rounded up in SC lagoon
- Acupuncture patient says she was locked in office
- Fla. deputy shoots himself in leg during training
- Churchill's choppers sold at auction in England
- Saggy pants foolish but legal, NYC judge rules
- Ohio signs for 'Wildman Road' swiped too often
- Ohio man KOs gas meter, causing leak, evacuations
- Cops issue cat alert for feline that caused wreck
- When thieves hit, great-grandmother in Fla. bit
- Bear turns Goldilocks tale on its head in NH home
- Vt. man jailed in vandalization of cow sculptures
- Wisconsin teens take flying leap to deliver mail
- Smartphone Jailbreaking Officially Legal
- Finger on posterior triggers knife fight in Dallas
- Md. man sentenced for stealing library's tarantula
- Zedonk hybrid born at Ga. wildlife preserve
- Package for Ala. grandma contains 6 lbs. of drugs
- Tiger on the loose in South African neighborhood
- Firefighters dismantle police car to rescue kitten
- Police: Pa. mom cleaned bath with son's toothbrush
- Pigeon droppings halt Kings of Leon concert
- Iowa teen known as 'Deer Magnet' after hitting 5
- Woman uses railroad spike to battle intruder
- Man finds $4,800 in pot in auction painting
- Police: Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts
- Fake shark devours surfer in latest statue prank
- Jordanian police nab lettuce lady during protest
- Idaho police dog back to work after suspension
- Researchers create 'lesbian' mice by deleting a single gene
- Professor returns from vacation, gets 'foiled'
- Fla. lawyer accused of vandalizing client's home
- Woman hurls bag of urine at California officers
- Woman's dog mistaken for coyote, set loose in wild
- Colo. bear toots horn, takes car on short joyride
- Alaska cop uses Taser on black bear
- Judge: Ohio man can't form own Indian reservation
- Car kills wandering cow on Ohio interstate
- 'Corpse flower' bloom could stink up Texas wedding
- Japan PM's wife criticizes him in new book
- Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank
- App helps San Fran police track stolen iPhone fast
- Meteorite impact crater spotted on Google Earth
- Women Spend More on Fake Videogame Items Than Men, Says Study
- Mo. diners flee without paying, but forget purses
- Fugitive cows to cops: We ... don't ... bargain
- Big caiman spooks shoppers at Puerto Rico mall
- Utah man in doghouse for writing to wife's cat
- 1-man rodeo: NYC's Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl
- NC man accused of shooting wife with toilet paper
- Cops: Man uses crucifix to break into donation box
- Wis. candidate can't use controversial description
- Whale wallops South African yacht, snapping mast
- Undergrads Build Portable Centrifuge from Salad Spinner
- Mich. woman surprised to find marijuana in mail
- Pa. man charged with chiseling into building
- Heart-attack victim saved by pizza deliveryman
- Confessional can't become sauna, church rules
- Laptop accidentally sold for $5 at thrift store
- Cruelty probe after parasailing donkey stunt
- NYC bank robber pulls off heist armed with flowers
- Man wearing surgical mask, latex gloves robs bank
- Truck containing body parts blocks RI street
- Iowa man who just wanted a hug lands in jail
- Groom challenges bride to cake eating contest
- 1,000 runaway plastic ducks need to be rounded up
- Indonesian Muslim group may ban civet coffee
- Liberian elephant rampages against timber company
- Mass. releases 'great places' list _ with errors
- Vaccination patch could make immunizations ouchless
- Ohio to test Chia Pet-like sound wall on highway
- Police: Handcuffed man opened car door, escaped
- Westboro Baptist to Protest at Comic-Con
- Idaho tree decorated with shoes since 1940s burns
- Police: Pa. teacher faked inoperable brain tumor
- Wedding Gift: Groom gives bride-to-be $250K ticket
- Oregon man sues over rodent blasting
- Theft suspect arrested after running out of gas
- Burglars turn Wash. state store into drive-through