- Miss. lawmaker: 'Gulf of America' bill was a joke
- Pakistani man fights police over 40-foot shark
- Necklace flushed down toilet returned months later
- Student tries to throw glitter at Romney in Denver
- Ex-CA mayor admits stealing mixer to make pizza
- Wright brothers' Ohio bike shop may be demolished
- Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby
- Judge: Buy wife flowers, then take her to dinner
- Piece of Martha Washington's dress on sale in Pa.
- Probation, not A for effort, for Pa. grade hacker
- Soldiers sweep ice for Dutch skating race
- Alaska man accused of trying to extort gov't
- CA Circuit Court Overturns Prop 8
- Butterfingers stunt tweaks Patriots' dropped pass
- Montana man fined $1K for instigating police chase
- Chopper makes emergency landing at CA playground
- Chicago college offers class on Occupy movement
- Kobayashi downs record 337 wings at Pa. Wing Bowl
- Pet elk denied re-entry to Pennsylvania from W.Va.
- Sheep herding Swedish bunny becomes online hit
- Wrong-number call helps Ohio woman in emergency
- Man admits to jumping on backs of student athletes
- Mont. man starts police chase as part of wishlist
- Officers cleared for using pepper spray on dancers
- Inmate adds pig image to Vt. police cruiser decals
- Trump's NJ cemetery likely wouldn't be costliest
- Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out
- After traffic stop, Ohio woman gives birth in car
- Toothless Pa. bank robber suspect needed dentures
- NJ city turns down 'Jersey Shore' spinoff
- Albatross found in LA freed to fly home to Hawaii
- Aussie bosses thank employees with $16M after sale
- Heat shake off slow start, beat Hornets 109-95
- Forest Service says it won't evict Jesus statue
- Researchers find cancer in ancient Egyptian mummy
- Students find man stuck for days in Rio Grande mud
- NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds
- Twitter to selectively 'censor' tweets by country
- NJ camel predicts Giants will win the Super Bowl
- Artist plans to bury 727 jetliner in Calif. desert
- Museum: Rare coin may be Roman brothel token
- Potty-room pilfering: Auto flushers stolen in Ohio
- Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft
- AZ inmate arrested for refusing to leave lockup
- Ohio orangutan 1st in US with birth control device
- Poachers threaten rare wild-growing Venus flytrap
- French Ban Vegetarian Meals in Schools
- Hearse used after JFK slain in Dallas: $160,000
- NYC officials dodge blame over 'SHCOOL X-NG' sign
- No to love: Uzbekistan nixes Valentine's Day shows
- Cops: Mass. woman stole soda just for can deposit
- Tenn. police officer fired for smoking in precinct
- Alaska woman, 85, uses shovel to fend off moose
- SC to GPS-tracking cops: "Seriously, just get a stinking warrant first."
- Rand Paul detained by TSA
- Minn. bear delivers at least 2 cubs on Internet
- Mexico police: robber rode skateboard to banks
- Utah school passes on 'cougars' as mascot
- Ill. man didn't know he'd shot nail into his brain
- Urinating cat, not fire, caused smoke in Pa. home
- TV covering high-profile Ohio trial with puppets
- Report: Myanmar stops snake smuggling attempt
- Scientists are one step closer to a stable nuclear fusion reactor
- Phoenix transient accused of skinning, eating cat
- Megaupload shut down, company workers indicted
- That's no rat! Opossum takes ride on NYC subway
- Police: Pa. robbery suspect used infection threat
- NJ mom gives birth to child on train to NYC
- Beyonce gets fly with golden booty named after her
- Woman demolishes UK factory where dad killed
- Out of room, Mass. man gives up 94 hamsters
- Ore. farmer's rabbits stolen, put up for adoption
- Demise of local Dr Pepper brand worries Texas town
- 420 pounds of cow brains seized at Cairo airport
- Air Jordan shoe collection heisted from NC home
- Wis. man arrested for playing too much cowbell
- Utah man gets lost class ring back 45 years later
- Facebook campaign wants all presidents named Havel
- Japan police nab inmate after underwear jailbreak
- Dutch use F-16s to pursue criminal suspect
- Russian buys crates, gets Kalashnikov content free
- Police ticket boy after toy motorcycle hits SUV
- Guest at Ohio dog pound was a real pig
- Curious pig blamed for starting NY barn blaze
- Ind. theft suspect threatens to eat police, dogs
- HK stockbrokers protest plan to trim lunch break
- Ringtone halts NY Philharmonic performance
- Alleged carjacker arrested when he stops for gas
- Pope gets rare, scaled visitor at general audience
- Thai official's behavior at airport causes uproar
- Handcuffed man steals police car, radios about key
- Police arrest convicted felon with gun in her bra
- Scottish first minister calls for independence referendum in 2014
- Report: NYC school employee faked daughter's death
- Bear spray empties Baptist church in Anchorage
- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wis.
- Crocodile invites self into Australian home
- 1793 penny fetches $1M at Fla. auction
- Horse left at Ohio Amish-area Walmart needs home
- Aussie police: 'Stolen car' proves to be a runaway
- Pastor opens tattoo parlor inside Michigan church
- Diver finds class ring, tracks down owner's family
- Pa. grandma says she was duped by stranger's seeds
- Police: woman disguised to steal from neighbors
- Car ends on top of another in Mass. parking garage
- Couple finds $4,500 wedding ring in dog's stomach
- NY judge: No lives left for cat litter commercial
- Family taking $350K in Vegas missing organs claim
- Polish art student hangs own painting in museum
- Florida was weird as only it can be in 2011
- Firefighters pull back in fear of venomous snakes
- Jan. 4 birthday runs in the family in Ohio
- Run ends for Ohio man's Secret Santa bearing pies
- Idaho spud truck rolls on side, mashing potatoes
- Wis. Polar Bear Club head makes 60th icy plunge
- Caviar cache found in Russian morgue
- PETA seeks memorials to cows killed on Ill. roads
- 2 face indecency charges after nude McDonald's run
- Vehicle smashes into Tenn. house _ again
- Police: Boston robbery suspect gave bills to kids
- Pluto's Surface May Contain Organic Material
- Nepal town hosts elephant race, soccer match
- Cranky croc steals Aussie zoo worker's lawn mower
- Christmas message lands Boston worker in hot water
- Lamb born on Christmas Eve at Ohio nativity scene
- Minn. goat chooses freedom over Nativity role
- Colo. man returns $10,000 found at Vegas airport
- Colombian city gets giant, outdoor escalator
- Chile daily must pay readers for exploding churros
- Texas men trade same Christmas card for decades
- Rocky Road: Ice cream spill freezes Ind. traffic
- Mass. woman says TSA confiscated frosted cupcake
- Calif. family answers girl's 'air mail' to Santa
- Runaway Fla. cat found 2,000 miles away in Colo.
- Student leaves $172,000 violin on Philly-bound bus
- Deputies: Man returned to beer after bank robbery
- Pa.'s rhyming justice pens insurance fraud opinion
- Cat travels 200 miles under car hood in Ohio
- Prosecutors not investigating Dutch TV cannibalism
- NJ twins give birth minutes apart in same hospital
- Teen trio admits smearing cake with feces in prank
- Space News (2 stories)
- Co-workers spray a HIV-positive man with lysol
- Pa. smoke shop has Santa huff on a hookah
- Man crashes Lamborghini 6 hours after winning it
- NM woman gives birth in truck during snowstorm
- TSA: Daggers hidden in book at Reagan Airport
- Utah woman accused of assaulting ice cream driver
- Houston man paying $1 parking ticket 58 years late
- Run, run Rudolph: Reindeer spotted on Ohio highway
- Connecticut man proposes via holiday light display
- 2 cited for shoplifting become crime victims
- Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in Calif chimney
- PETA wants NC opossum drop custom curtailed
- NY students suspended for organizing 'Tebowing'
- Valuable gold coin appears in Pa. donation kettle
- Wash. family about to bury dog finds surprise
- Police: Thieves pocket-dial 911, leading to arrest
- Health dept. in Ohio urged to find healthier space
- Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement
- Police: Fugitive chaperoned daughter's field trip
- Booie, the smoking chimpanzee, dies at 44
- Dogs get day in court after receiving subpoenas
- Marijuana flung from car pelts Oregon trooper
- Worker smashes coffee pot over head of Pa. robber
- Thousands of birds make crash landing in Utah
- Bag marked 'bang' prompts LA train station evac
- Maine shipyard gets a load of black widow spiders
- Pa. man asks officer: 'Can I have my weed back?'
- Shoplifter chops off Wash. security guard's ear
- Brazil: 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train
- Police: Pa. man fakes mom's obit to get time off
- Pa. ad executive sends holiday cards from grave
- Police: 2 Fla. women stole Christmas decorations
- Army offers payout for shrapnel that killed NJ cat
- Cat's 26 toes help boost Milwaukee animal shelter
- Airline ribs Blagojevich with 'seat-selling sale'
- Rats free trapped buddies
- Man killed by Nevada deputy near own burial plot
- NC woman charged with buttocks injections gone bad
- Higgs Boson discovered?
- Mitten envy? Wis. promotion draws note in Mich.
- RI lawmakers promise to sniff out landfill odor
- Police: Thief smashed Pa. store door for egg nog
- Couple badly injured after being attacked by a naked bodybuilder
- Mich. woman's lawsuit says SUV smells like corpse
- Police: Central Pa. man tried sham 'shroom swindle
- Paypal just shot themselves in the foot.
- Report: Thieves target toilet paper at NM diner
- Ticketmaster Forced to Refund 12 Years of Fees
- Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building
- LA heading toward overturn of "Corporate Citizenship"
- Burger King cashier calls cops on 'herb' smoker
- Lobster tag lost in 'Perfect Storm' hops Atlantic
- Ohio homeowner captures thief, ties hands and feet
- 5-pound hunk of metal crashes into Mass. warehouse
- Conn. town vexed trying to catch bull on the loose
- Want to track Santa? There's an app for that
- Thanksgiving donor gives Iowa City families water
- Detroit home remodeling turns up counterfeit cash
- Police: NY trio stole toys in 91-store spree
- Bank courier van loses bags of cash on Pa. highway
- Iowa town auctioning off right to name creek
- Dog steps on gun, shoots Utah hunter in buttocks
- Checklist from Apollo 13 sells for $388,375
- Suit donated to Goodwill held man's life savings
- Flying squirrel invades New Jersey emergency room
- Police: 2 upstate NY kids call 911, ask for Santa
- Indian farmers dump bags of snakes in tax office
- NYC uses haiku to promote street safety message
- Moonshine still discovered in Mass. water plant
- Pa. election tie broken with 'low' number drawing
- Atlanta man hits second $1 million lottery prize
- 6-year-old boy plays doctor with girl, gets charged with sexual assault
- Elderly man returns cash stolen from Sears in '40s
- 2 Mass. women punished for stealing from weddings
- Blast tied to tofu pan puzzles Portland officials
- Missing: NYC parrot; 'loves to sing opera'
- 3 face prison time in special toilet paper scam
- 'Frosty the Snowman' arrested at Maryland parade
- Online video series celebrates the Pittsburgh dad
- A death most fowl: Turkey crashes into Pa. eatery
- Man dressed as Gumby pleads guilty to burglary
- Police: WA woman, 59, chases down purse snatcher
- Ga. farmers crack down on rash of pecan thieves
- Typo leads to wrong candidate's election in Conn.
- Students no longer need to give professor snacks
- 10-year-old Wash. boy defends mom with BB gun
- Mass. fishermen snare 881-pound tuna, feds take it
- Man leaves a million bucks at Sydney restaurant
- Cops: Woman tried to smuggle drugs in hollow Bible
- Australian gets $100,000 after shampoo found clean
- Ohio man fighting charge over rubber costume ax
- NY inmate's love letters prompt powder scare
- Giant mound of tires in SC visible from space
- No 'Sex,' please: Ohio courthouse bans poster
- Superweeds in the Midwestern U.S. - also possible business opportunities?
- Fairbanks hit with record-breaking cold: 41 below
- Calif. teacher with porn sites gets put on leave
- NY man wearing 'I'm a drunk' shirt accused of DWI
- police raid at OWS
- Airline passengers asked for extra cash for fuel
- Ohio troopers say they find gift-wrapped pot
- Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
- Teen rescued after 10 hours in chimney of Ga. home
- Maine couple, ages 88 and 87, get married
- Dog that survived gassing finds new home in NJ
- More cats than inmates at Fla. prison set to close
- Severed bison head discovered in Boulder yard
- Struggling Ohio barber lets customers choose price