- Blessed are the boxers, altered for wounded troops
- Putrid whale carcass parts stink up Oahu street
- Woman attacked by kangaroo saved by pet dog
- Conjoined barn swallows cause stir in Arkansas
- NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving
- Jim Smiths gather to honor Jim Smiths
- Man accused of doing 400-yard motorcycle wheelie
- Mass. turnpike driver gives toll attendant $100
- Daytona Beach cop fired for demanding free coffee
- 5,000 gallons of molasses spill on Texas highway
- Parachutist lands in band at Fort Riley ceremony
- Pizza clerk surprised to find robber is her dad
- Flowerpot's spontaneous combustion blamed for fire
- Man tinkering with speaker finds loot, gun
- Maine woman shocked to find 8-foot snake in washer
- McDonald's robber among finalists for new jingle
- Seattle sells 5 of its troubled toilets on eBay
- Judge: NY man in offensive costume must apologize
- Woman accused of trying to bribe Wis. police
- Boy, 11, tracks speeders with toy radar gun
- Man tries to bike, swim and run away from police
- Man claims he found a 7-inch knife in sandwich
- Cancer survivor wins $100,000 dream wedding
- On force 29 minutes, officer's squad car wrecked
- Bear breaks into Colorado electronics store
- 'Lucky' koala bear survives head-on car collision
- Woman accused of smacking beau with toilet seat
- Cops arrest woman in alleged restaurant rat scheme
- Child finds Ark. woman's missing diamond ring
- Grandmother, 77, pins down rabid fox that bit her
- Bee blamed for causing minor helicopter crash
- Roller girls give chase in La. version of bull run
- Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested
- Wichita manager suspended over tirade with ump
- Pastor among suspects in illegal snake bust
- Dog meat off the menu during Beijing Olympics
- Kan. town hopes pennies saved are records earned
- Great white shark reported at 'Jaws' filming site
- Man breaks record by sitting in 39,250 seats
- Dallas police find cocaine in car used by officers
- Calif. pol says gas prizes could help fuel lottery
- $55,000 found in St. Louis County Jail bathroom
- English Nurseries May Start Calling Picky Eaters "Racist"
- Gay man sues Bible publishers because it says he's going to hell
- Naked man arrested after hijacking Las Vegas bus
- Fashion bug: Teens turn dead cicadas into jewelry
- Ark. suspect leaves behind cell phone for police
- Man robbed buying crack calls cops who arrest him
- 78-year old ex-marine vs. 14 year old thief
- Spaniard gored in San Fermin festival bull-run
- Truck rams Concorde, knocks off its nose in NYC
- Wis. stun gun thief who posted video gets prison
- Arrest made after FedEx sends drug to wrong place
- Man flying lawn chair lifted by helium balloons
- Man rips off wax Hitler's head
- Man accused of faking heart attacks to avoid bills
- Champ retains NYC hot-dog eating title in overtime
- Crazy cat that frightened neighborhood mends ways
- 2 teens attacked in town mocked in YouTube videos
- UK court: Pringles are potato-light, tax-free
- Tortoise returned after 2 1/2 weeks on the lam
- 1851 gun used in Civil War returns to Arkansas
- Minn. teen charged with offering his vote on eBay
- Miniature dachshund gnaws off diabetic owner's toe
- Former hot-dog-chomping champ hungry for new title
- Man nabbed after calling cops on stolen cell phone
- Cremated remains part of fireworks show
- Man accused of robbing, then hugging Mo. victim
- Oregon lawn-chair pilot plans 300-mile flight
- Alleged police car joyride lands SC teen in jail
- More than 2,000 guitarists appear to set record
- Woman accused of stealing cat to get back her dog
- Courthouse with dead opossum almost free of fleas
- Man sells stolen items near home that was robbed
- New Zealand man puts up his soul for auction
- Runway tractor carrying potatoes mashes car
- Australians making odd choices for funeral songs
- Dolphins can spend Independence Day in NJ river
- Nowthen, Minn., I think our city has a name
- Man charged for having pants undone in park
- Baby otters safe after excursion, stop at pub
- Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer
- Man accused of hitting his mom with Polish sausage
- Alleged burglar sheds clothes, flees in shorts
- Domesticated chimp is missing in California forest
- Woman seeks $30K after her home mistakenly razed
- Pair caught skinny dipping in Portland reservoir
- Giraffe helps camels, zebras escape from circus
- Man accused of driving police car into river
- UK student gets exam credit for expletive
- Mich. woman gets back ring she lost in lake in '54
- Out-of-state crews post SC signs in wrong places
- Life for sale on eBay disappoints
- Swedish school confiscates boy's party invitations
- There's plenty of moose-ing around in N.D. town
- Stilt-walker completes 830 miles across Michigan
- Australian official takes wombat vacation
- N.M. court refuses obscene name change
- Fla. man claims tea caused him to fail drug test
- Single mom selling Fla. home and heart on Internet
- Man who tried to pay bond in dirty cash jailed
- German man torches car to protest high gas prices
- Utah woman find snakes in oxygen generator package
- What the ...? NC offers license plate replacement
- Woman's 'Wing House' takes flight in Malibu
- Sought man allegedly crashes into police garage
- Michigan man accused of fork, chicken attacks
- Washington dentist, staff pony up and ride to work
- Crocodile welcomed into Australian pub by drinkers
- Aaron joins Boone family club with 1,000th hit
- Woman jumps out of moving car on Fla. Interstate
- Kid golfers, strippers share golf course
- Driver arrested after speeding 22 times in 45 days
- Police: LI bank robbery suspect tried to hail cab
- Computer error prices gas at $1.40 at Ohio station
- Man leaves Ga. jail naked, gets arrested again
- Chicago-style pizzas headed to troops in Iraq
- 3-year-old uses song lyrics to call 911 for mother
- North Pole man clipped for DUI on riding mower
- Angry kids protest gas prices after losing cable TV
- Girl, 3, uses song lyrics to call 911 for mom
- Va. bride auctions chance to be a bridesmaid
- Goose prefers to hang out with herd of goats
- Suspect cries after being caught by homeowner
- Thieves steal phones, laptops from moving truck
- Inmate falls through ceiling into Texas police office
- Neb. man accused of firing crossbow at neighbor
- Australian in wheelchair gets drunk driving charge
- Identical NY twins marry in double ceremony
- God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church
- Sports bra saves US hiker in German Alps
- George Carlin Dies @ 71 of Heart Failure
- Outdoors in Chicago? Watch out for the blackbirds
- Incredibly, Hulk gets abducted from Mass. theater
- NY council seeks to shut down the 'Gates of Hell'
- 'Gladiators' stars' twins born to grandma, 52
- 17 teens make pact; get pregnant
- NC 'Big twins' tip scales at a combined 23 pounds
- Ohio station advertises gas for $9.09 a gallon
- New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch
- Man tries to fuel up for pennies _ $10 worth
- Virginia man sheds 80 pounds eating at McDonald's
- Alligator found in Tenn. drain pipe
- Man accused of cutting water pressure at Ore. jail
- Parolee allegedly takes stolen car to parole office
- Russian spa opens monument to the enema
- Uninvited skunk causes stink, delays plane in Miami
- Thief breaks into donation box, steals fake money
- Prosecutors: No crying in death penalty closings
- N.H. Woman reaches for mail, finds 3-foot-long snake
- Barge floats 2-story home from Wash. to Canada
- Students move out, but leave human skull behind
- Police arrest man running on trail in thong
- Skunks under Ohio family's home reek havoc
- Gerbil's escape from cage blamed for accident
- Man arrested twice for same alleged crime
- Norway arrests woman for carrying cocaine in wig
- 100 Philippine students run naked at university
- German court rules fear or letters is no excuse
- White stuff found on Mars.
- Oregon woman plans to parade topless on July 4
- Cook accused of stealing lobster tails in his pants
- Man crashes into police gate, asks to be jailed
- Man gets Air Force leave extended for White Castle
- Jackals, lizards, raptors delay flights in India
- Man orders pet python to attack police officers
- Chase turns sour for lemonade stand robber
- Men nabbed with $372K say they just wanted bananas
- Scientists reverse vasectomy on endangered horse
- Man, dog in car survive plunge down remote cliff
- Judge reduces trust fund for Leona Helmsley's dog
- Oregon man wins Great American Think-Off
- Anyone paying attention to what's going on with the bees?
- N.D. man spells 'botryoidal' to win senior bee
- Harper right to apologize to aboriginals- Ottawa
- Need more gas mileage?
- Alleged wig-wearing robber fails to plan escape
- Feds say man wore diaper full of heroin
- Girl survives lightning strike, then wins lottery
- Japan, Seeking Trim Waists, Measures Millions
- RIP Tim Russert
- Spider monkey uses garden hose to flee Indiana zoo
- Mysterious 'Gas Men' dole out cash at the pumps
- Gnawing beaver knocks out phones, services in Ark.
- Va. church school's only graduate gets ceremony
- Men fillet Charlie the Tuna statue in Oregon
- Company removes 788 rats from Oregon house
- Officials shut eatery after finding turtle in sink
- Man gets ticket for going topless in public
- Ga. aquarium announces rare sea dragon pregnancy
- Utah town may revise ban on bikinis at city pool
- Artist claims record with quarter-mile drawing
- Cops: Teen uses stolen card, fills out application
- Cambodian jet abandoned in Vietnam for over a year
- Pa. man walks 25 miles to court for DUI sentencing
- Single-horned 'Unicorn' deer found in Italy
- Rude traveling salespeople evicted from Minn. hotel
- Ape applicant vies for star on Walk of Fame
- Nail-in-skull survivor: 'It never really hurt'
- Man accused of drunken driving twice in 2 hours
- Man feels fine after being shot in head by nailgun
- Calif. police: Things get ugly at the gas pumps
- Man accused of stealing bus after friend's arrest
- Sudoku-playing jurors make judge stop drug trial
- 3 from Lesbos sue gay group over 'Lesbian' name
- Rare behavior shows species adaptability
- Conn. police find pipe bomb stuffed inside chicken
- 90-year-old accepts high school diploma in Mich.
- Short Indian leader demands taller statue
- Worker finds military rocket on Tenn. golf course
- Ohio man stalls long enough to get new outhouse
- Homing pigeon checks into hospital for rest
- Police: Phony deputy's fake test claim nets cash
- Hen who lived at a McDonald's finally captured
- New catfish named for longtime mailroom supervisor
- Mich.-shaped meteorite sells for $20K at auction
- Huntington mayor opposes raise for himself
- Stranded scuba divers stave off Komodo dragon
- Crocodile trapped in surf off SC barrier island
- Indian school names monkey god as its chairman
- Superhero born in England- baby survives abortion
- Wyo. festival to offer chances to dunk a Democrat
- Horseplay becomes breach of peace at Conn. school
- Police nab man claiming to be Christ, George Bush
- Man accused of leaving kids to pick wild asparagus
- Pa. woman accused of stealing 5-ton steel coil
- Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty
- Woman says company published check for 'right arm'
- Newspapers run ads about fake airline Derrie-Air
- Eagle wounded by poacher gets new beak, new look
- Black Japanese watermelon sold at record price
- Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal
- Man sets blaze while trying to kill pesky bees
- Mount Rainier to hold ribbon-cutting for toilet
- Alleged 9/11 plotter says artist made nose too big
- Guinness: Japanese TV host is world's busiest
- Md. official uses fishing rod to catch alligator
- Woman accused of setting gas price protest fires
- Bulldozer used to ram hole into Texas post office
- Homeless man accused of swindling 13 women
- Oregon fishing town loses namesake tuna statue
- Texas justice of the peace sued over paddlings
- Swallowed stolen gold bracelets back on display
- Texas woman wins a free funeral at baseball game
- Police: Funny fudge made with lavender, not pot
- 'Vigilante' gets revenge on metal shop thieves
- Indonesians told to plant trees before marrying
- Missing Cape Cod lighthouse located in Calif.
- Minn. city sets reward for legendary creature
- Brazil inmate had $170K, guns, TV, fridge in cell