Quotes topic... your QotD is wanted....

[t3hDarkness]

Originally Posted by Bomby Fiasco

"My middle name must be '**** You' 'cuz every time I walk by, brothaz be like, '**** YOU!'
I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat
My first name must be 'He ain't ****' 'cuz every time I'm in the car, women be like, 'HE AIN'T ****!'
I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat, I'll bee dat"
-Redman

The Advertisement Google gave me under that was for dog deoderizer.
Just thought you might want to know

[CaptHayfever]

It's a brand new century with brand new rules,
May you live through others as they have lived through you,
May they see you as you see yourself,
And your hopes not collect on the shelf.

~Y-O-U, "Good Luck with that American Dream"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[MC Mushi Mo]

1 DAY ONLY SALE AT FELINE'S! FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY! - Flier I saw

[Mush Face]

...revenge is a dish best served cold,(pause)it is very cold in space.
-Khan(Star Trek II)

[Colin Greenwood]

Originally Posted by The Beatles, "Glass Onion"

The Walrus was Paul!

[CaptHayfever]

Symmetry's overrated methinks,
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx,
Even the planet spins with a tilt,
Everybody's built like a quilt,
Trees in the forest fall to the side,
Everybody's got something to hide....
....I am lopsided, and so are you,
Nothing worth loving isn't askew.

~Lemon Demon, "Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[HolocaustHybrid]

Hookt awn fonix shur werkt fore mi!

-Some hillbilly on a packaging card for a set of disgusting false teeth.

[Rolls-Royce Man]

You can hide, Zim, but you can't.....HIDE!

-Dib

[Mush Face]

No simulated brains, I want real brains!-Fear

[DELICIOUS POISON]

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

~Lemon Demon, "Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Great lyrics/concept. We might as well all be mannequins without the little details that make us who we are.

[Sarai and Samiel]

"That flag sucks. It makes Europe look like a sucky country."
-Tabby Smith AKA 'Boom Boom'

"Lick my blinky diode, I'm the hero today."
-Aaron Stack, Machine Man

"This is it, people! Big hulking monsters with death-ray faces!"
-Monica Rambeau AKA Photon

"Prepare to face... THE HOMOSEXUALITY!!

....who WILL be here, as soon as the gay pride parade is over in San Francisco."
-Number None

"ZOMG! There are French people in Canada?!? That's like, right next door! O NOES!"
-Tabby Smith AKA 'Boom Boom'

....I think that covers all the weekdays this week. o_o

[Colin Greenwood]

Originally Posted by The Angry Video Game Nerd on "extreme weddings"

So the priest is Randy Savage. Yeah, Macho Man Randy Savage. With a jetpack. OH YEAH! Instead of lighting candles, they light dynamite. KABOOM! The bride and the groom have to dodge these explosions, and by the way, the groom is Chuck Norris and the bride's your mom. So the come crashing in through these stain-glass windows on a hang glider. Instead of the father just handing the bride off, he has to fight with the groom. To the death. A sword duel, now that's ****ing extreme. The groom takes the bride in a motorcycle and they ride through the chapel doors to escape as everybody throws grenades at them. And they jump up a ramp, and they just fly over ten buses. ... DAMN! Now we're at the reception, so the cake is alive, and it's pissed. And they have to cut it 'til it dies! The bride and groom dance on thin ice with hungry ice sharks underneath. As the night unfolds, all the guests reveal themselves as vampires. And then, all ****ing hell breaks loose. And I'm not kidding. And you know what happens after that, just use your imagination.

[DELICIOUS POISON]

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it's filled with people who are filled with ****,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it,
And it goes by the name of London.

Sweeney Todd

[Metal Man]

Originally Posted by Evelyn Beatrice Hall

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

Yes, this does not belong to Voltaire. Because Evelyn Beatrice Hall - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[CaptHayfever]

The show goes on at 11:35, not because it's ready, but because it's 11:35.

~Lorne Michaels

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[DELICIOUS POISON]

That this, a hybrid, a Gallicism, and a word with no obvious meaning to the Englishman who hears it for the first time, should have ousted the entirely satisfactory eyeglass is a melancholy illustration of the popular taste in language.

[Colin Greenwood]

He's not a true rapper because he's never been shot. And plus, I don't consider him a true rapper even if he did get shot. What does he have, one hit song?

~ The genius that is Soulja Boy Boy on Lupe Fiasco