Favourite quotes

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but, the bumble bee doesn't know it, so it goes on flying anyway!

Unknown.

[Adam West]

If you don’t know your past, you’ll never know your future.

Open minds lead to open doors.

The trouble with doing nothing, is that you never have any spare time.

[homer]

Treat your enimies well, for you are the one who made them.

Stated by Dale, From King of the Hill:
That's because he's a quitter. I'm not a quitter. Hell, I've been smokin for 30 years.

[OcarinaMan]

Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim.

~Capt. Kirk

Our next song is, "Angels We Have Heard Get High"

~Heard in a church.

You can observe a lot by watching.

~Yogi Berra, baseball player

Never moon a werewolf

~Mike Binder, comedian

Men, I want you just thinking about one word all seasin. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

~Bill Peterson, football coach

[DELICIOUS POISON]

One of these days, I'm gonna throw that ****ing dog out the window! *fist shake*

- my father

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper

Couldn't help myself!

[Adam West]

^ I have a better Tommy Cooper one.

I on a whisky diet, so far I've lost three weeks.

[DELICIOUS POISON]

^ I like that one so much, it makes me want to start drinking again!

[Adam West]

^ and the truth is that it works too.

[ August 14, 2004, 01:04 PM: Message edited by: Nomytaker, The Original Deadman ]

[Heroine of the Dragon]

"That's interesting"

Jack Sparrow.

[Bowser314]

The real troubles in your life are apt
to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindside you
at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sometimes you're
ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with
yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If you succeed in
doing this, tell me how.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate
yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy
your body. Use it every way you can, don't be afraid of it or what other people
think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be
patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is
a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

~ Baz Luhrmann

If you ask me how I want to be remembered, it is as a winner. You know what a winner is? A winner is somebody who has given his best effort, who has tried the hardest they possibly can, who has utilized every ounce of energy and strength within them to accomplish something. It doesn't mean that they accomplished it or failed, it means that they've given it their best. That's a winner.

~ Walter Payton

Tomorrow is Promised to No one.

~ Unknown

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

~ Walter Bagehot

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

"Can you kiss a pretty girl, Pepe boy, Pepe boy? Can you kiss a pretty girl, Pepe boooy?"

~Pepe le Pew, singing to himself ^_____^

[OcarinaMan]

Me: "Okay, I've got the best pick-up line ever: 'I'm Johnny Depp'"
Friend: "What do you do when they find out that you're not Johnny Depp?"
Me: "I tell them that I'm Orlando Bloom."

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

I know I've used it before- and I shall use it many times over again in the future!

The love I seek is so deep, so faithful and true, I wonder if I will ever find someone that will love me in the way I desire. It goes deeper than passion, but as simple as politeness. I desire understanding, and an unfaltering trust. Someone that other than my father, that I can run to when the world is cruel. Someone who will warm my heart with kindness and firmly speak truth to me in love. Someone that will sit and read with me but will also dance in the rain with me. Love is a funny thing. So often "found" and not kept. Why? Well it is because it was never found, for if it was it would be like a treasure, held tightly and never let go, valued above other things.

~A. Steele ^________________________^

[Adam West]

That will do, Will Not!

Excellence is a Journey, not a Destination.

What I hear I forget, What I see I remember, What I do I understand.

I can, I will, I must, No buts.

-My Boss, expect the end of I can, I will, I must. The No buts, was added by one of his old bosses.